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St. Louis Blues forward Dan Hinote got married last weekend to Amy McCarthy who, like her famous sister Jenny McCarthy, is a former Playboy model.

(Along with being the first NHL player to be drafted from West Point and having his name on the Stanley Cup, marrying Playboy eye-candy has to count as some sort of testosterone-soaked hat-trick.)

Ah, but this was no ordinary wedding -- it was a theme wedding, held at the Keystone Ranch in Colorado in front of 400 guests wearing 1950s-era clothing. Yes, attendees were asked to show up in costume. As Penny Parker of the Rocky Mountain News reveals, inviting Jenny McCarthy and her boyfriend Jim Carrey to your theme wedding is a recipe for goofy fun:

[Fidel] Castro, in full military garb and a fake beard, was among the last guests to arrive, which seemed a bit odd because he had a reserved front-row seat on the bride's side. After the nuptials, Mr. On the Town spotted Castro walking arm-in-arm with the bride's sister, actress Jenny McCarthy, out to the parking lot.

Was it? Could it have been? Yup, superstar Jim Carrey, Jenny's beau, slipped in and out of the ceremony almost undetected except when Jenny's 5-year-old son, Evan, started getting spooked by the get-up. "It's me, Jimmy," I was told that Carrey said while pulling down his beard to soothe the troubled young 'un.

If only the weird-o-meter stopped buzzing after the guy who played Andy Kaufman showed up dressed as a Communist dictator. As Hinote pointed out in his groom's speech: "You must be a bunch of screwed up people to dress up like the '50s, right? I have a teammate dressed as a woman."

That teammate would be St. Louis Blues defenseman Jay McKee. Who showed up to the wedding in "a blond wig, 'Seven Year Itch' white dress and heels." As Marilyn Monroe. (And just in case those cell phone cameras weren't confiscated, you can hit us here.)

The wedding also featured guests like Hinote's former Colorado Avalanche teammates John-Michael Liles, Brett McLean, Shjon Podein, Joe Sakic and Peter Forsberg, who no doubt came to the wedding four hours late while deciding whether or not to dance.

H/T to Randball. Oh, and check out this adorable "Newlywed Game"-type battle between Amy McCarthy and Hinote's road roomie Erik Johnson of the St. Louis Blues. Does the girl he's sleeping with know more than the guy he sleeps near?

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  1. Matt
    1. Posted by Matt Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    "That teammate would be St. Louis Blues defenseman Jay McKee. Who showed up to the wedding in "a blond wig, 'Seven Year Itch' white dress and heels." As Marilyn Monroe"
    He then tore up his ankle tripping on his high heels and will miss 6-8 weeks.*
    *- may or may not be true
  2. Dewman
    2. Posted by Dewman Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:42 pm EDT

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    when did Dan Hinote become a stud????? Seriously, she couldn't do better than Dan Hinote??? Marginal player with... marginal looks.
  3. Bubbabanjo
    3. Posted by Bubbabanjo Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    Wyshynski you completely stink...posting Jim Carey in that pic.......put him clear at the end. Wrecks the view!!!
  4. Bubbabanjo
    4. Posted by Bubbabanjo Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    Now Mary Carey is totally cool!
    Wyshynski you stink!
  5. Wyshynski
    5. Posted by Wyshynski Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:21 pm EDT

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    @ Dewman --
    Actually, Dan Hinote was a real man-about-town in Denver from what I've heard. Ladies love the bad boys.
  6. Shane G
    6. Posted by Shane G Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:02 pm EDT

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    "Peter Forsberg, who no doubt came to the wedding four hours late while deciding whether or not to dance. "
    Nice!
  7. Brian S (brianguy)
    7. Posted by Brian S (brianguy) Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    to quote Borat, "VERE NICE"
  8. Brian S (brianguy)
    8. Posted by Brian S (brianguy) Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    oops I spoke too soon, take that back...
    http://www.howcelebsloseweight.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/amy_mccarthy_gets_fat.jpg
  9. stevestevejay
    9. Posted by stevestevejay Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:41 pm EDT

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    umm....
    BubbaBanjo you stink.
  10. Bubbabanjo
    10. Posted by Bubbabanjo Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    Why yes..............yes I do! Thank you for noticing. Dummy!
    Wyshynski you stink!
  11. James M
    11. Posted by James M Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    Aaaah, a dream come true. Soft porn, and hockey on the same site.
    @buttface- ya can't hurt BubbaBanjo by saying he stinks. To him it's a compliment. Same holds true when he tells Wyshynski he stinks-it's a compliment.
  12. mkiekriry
    12. Posted by mkiekriry Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:21 pm EDT

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    Um...he got married in June...on June 25th.
  13. booyah denver
    13. Posted by booyah denver Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:01 pm EDT

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    hinote was a ladies' man in denver...got many many chicks...
  14. Dean L
    14. Posted by Dean L Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    @ #2
    Hinote is a pretty boy lady killer and his legacy in denver is the stuff of legends....that and he is a multi millionaire....the real question is....could've danny boy have done better than her, not vice versa lol
  15. AVALANCHE
    15. Posted by AVALANCHE Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:47 pm EDT

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    i knew about all of this long long ago....FLOATER....do us a favor and blog about something worthwhile.......wait.....i forgot......you are the odor that comes from bubbabanjo er rather bubbabanjo droppings.
    Dan might have mediocre stats but i'd put him on my team....although a 3rd or 4th liner but a real grinder when you need it.
    WYSHYNSKI YOU'RE A NASTY, HAIRY, OFFENSIVE FLOATER.....FLUSH YOURSELF ALREADY
    BUBBABANJO....KEEP THE SKUNK WORK UP....ITS AWESOME
  16. AVALANCHE
    16. Posted by AVALANCHE Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:47 pm EDT

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    furthermore, is TRANSVESTITISM even a word???????? or is it FLOATER'S attempt at creative writing? i think he took a Blake Blue-Liner to the head a few years back and has yet to recover.
    WYSHYNSKI....YOU'RE A FLOATER......YOU REALLY SUCK!!!!!
  17. john k
    17. Posted by john k Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:24 pm EDT

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    Everything but Sakic is lame in this pathetic story. Washed up playmate, her sis', and an actor laying wood to any girl that hasn't heard of his past; dressed as a Cuban Dictator. Hinote belongs in Denver. My silly reception on a budget was somehow better than this "fancy" crap.... Yet, I may change my mind if a single. amazing, and available 3rd McCarthy sister awaits MY loins....................
  18. William Y
    18. Posted by William Y Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:11 pm EDT

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    Who cares!!!
  19. wingsfan
    19. Posted by wingsfan Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    That McCarthy family has one hell of a gene pool!!!!!
  20. trollinnanger
    20. Posted by trollinnanger Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    But Dewman, here's the thing. He's ugly, he is a role player, but Leesburg Danny makes huge bank. Not by NHL standards necessarily, but by society standards. He's had that Brinks truck over at his house a few times. He's big pimpin and he's pouring out the Gs like there's no tomorrow. He definitely will be now.
    GO BOLTS!
  21. Scott
    21. Posted by Scott Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    Amy McCarthy is a train wreck. Look at the way she looks today, not 10 years ago. My friend used to describe when a women's looks started heading down hill as "she hit the wall". Amy McCarthy "hit the wall" long ago!
  22. Scott
    22. Posted by Scott Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    She is pushing 200 lbs now, btw.
  23. Scott
    23. Posted by Scott Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    TIME OUT. Im an idiot. I am wrong, she is still HOT! I was informed that the photo I saw is of her sister JoAnn, not of her. OOps. I guess Hinote really did hit paydirt.
  24. Daniel
    24. Posted by Daniel Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:46 pm EDT

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    Lucky Dan!! He better learn to fight better now cause that blonde-beauty won't like it if he has a busted face! LOL!!!
  25. frank m
    25. Posted by frank m Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    sex with that babe might will make him weak in the nees for hockey games i suggets he do like fboxers do, refrain from sex until after the game..

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