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Earlier this week, we introduced you to Gloating Bruins Fan, the Boston Bruins fanatic that cameras captured during Game 5 as the embodiment of Beantown's defiant swagger even in the face of potential elimination.

Since then, GBF has achieved Internet celebrity via an impromptu Reader Contest, for which readers dug through their photo and film collections to spot GBF and his rally rag of fury at other events throughout history. Like Puck Buddy Dave Cicirelli, who found him rallying KISS during their KISS Alive reunion tour in '96. Lick it up, indeed.

We've heard from a few folks claiming to know GBF; that his name may or may not be Ryan, that he may or may not be from Weymouth and that, according to one alleged associate, "If nothing else, the article is, was, and has-been a ridiculous, and hilarious success among us and all who know GBF." Well that's nice to know.

We press onward. You can download a larger file of the photo here. Please to be emailing your entries to puckdaddyblog@yahoo.com no later than noon EST on Friday, May 15. As usual, multiple entries are encouraged, creativity is cherished and humor usually wins. And said winner receives a Cam Neely tribute "Sea Bass" T-shirt from our friends at Orland Kurtenblog and the Kurtentees Store.

If you're up to it GBF, hit us on email to say hey. We come not to bury you but to praise your ability to contort your face into a demonic visage to scare the beejeepers out of the Carolina Hurricanes. Them's Bible Belt boys, you know (assuming Canada and parts of Russia and Finland have a Bible Belt).

And yeah, we'd also like to know what you were thinking when you realized your tongue was frozen to that pole back around Christmas time. Besides "Stuuuuuuck! Stuuuuuuck!" (Thanks to Tony V. for the image.)

In anticipation of tonight's Game 7 between the Canes and the B's, we provide photographic proof that Gloating Bruins Fan has been in more pressure-filled situations during his Gumpian existence.

And here ... we ... go.

If nothing else, Gloating Bruins Fan has learned first hand how quickly ecstasy can turn to agony in a Game 7. Witness his buoyant rallying of Tim Wakefield back in the 2003 ALCS before Aaron Boone's walk-off home run for the New York Yankees. The lesson is learned: No player, no matter how utterly pedestrian, can be taken for granted. Oh, and never trust a knuckleballer. Ever. (Thanks to 4th Line Productions for the image.)

Of course, in the event one does lose a Game 7, even the most Gloating Bruins Fan needs a support system. Because making your way in the world today takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all your worries ... come to think of it, that sure would help a lot. (B.D. Gallof with the images, ladies and gents.)

Norm!

Granted, wherever GBF goes in Boston, he's never going to have to pay for a beer. Not after winning the Stanley Cup for the Bruins back in 1970.

Although wearing a T-shirt to games that bears an image of his goal sort of seems a little egotistical now, doesn't it? Like Cal Ripken walking around in an Iron Man shirt. (We received a few variations on this theme, but Islanders Outsider was one of the first and best.)

And not after knocking out Sonny Liston. "I am the greatest! Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!" (Pat M. with the great image.)

But more than for his athletic exploits, GBF is known more for his Gloating Fanaticism. Like when he told all the other runners to "bite it" as they crossed the finish line behind Roger Bannister when he posted a sub-four minute mile. (Puck Buddy Al J. with the image.)

Or, in a more modern example, when he was pelted with a water bottle hurled by soon-to-be-suspended coach John Tortorella of the New York Rangers.

Glen Sather would eventually write a letter to Commissioner Gary Bettman claiming that GBF started it all by openly questioning "whether Dan Girardi and Marc Staal(notes) have a sexual relationship."

The commissioner ignored the accusation, as it would be the first time in recorded history that a fan from Boston used sexual preference to mock an opponent. (V. Mazz, killing it with this image.)

GBF was so outraged over the Tortorella incident that he briefly flirted with Washington Capitals fandom, "rocking the red" at Mellon Arena during their series against the Penguins and replacing his signature Bobby Orr shirt with a "Sidney's Diving School" one. He would later apologize to the Bruins for his traitorous ways, claiming a sudden bout of Milan Jurcina(notes) nostalgia was its cause. (Daniel F. with the image.)

Desperate to increase middling ratings, NBC hired Gloating Bruins Fan to inject some life into its between periods snooze-fest. Unfortunately, his intense loyalty to Bruins homer Mike Milbury saw GBF mocking Pierre McGuire for seven straight minutes until McGuire sulked and tucked his head back inside of his shell. (Daniel F. again with the image. Genius.)

His NBC appearance made Hollywood aware of GBF, as J.J. Abrams briefly added him to the cast of "Lost" as "Neely," a castaway whose sole purpose was to try and signal passing planes with a yellow rally rag. (The mysterious Ryan G. with the image.)

A huge Danny Gokey supporter, Gloating Bruins Fan expressed his outrage over (spoiler!) the Goke getting voted off of "American Idol." Simon found GBF to be a little pitchy.

GBF also began getting some commercial work. "Waaaaaaaaaz uuuuuuuup!"

(Puck Daddy is proud to have made the first comedic reference to the Budweiser "True" campaign since at least the lockout. Thanks to Puck Buddy Dennis R. for the image.)

But in the end, it's GBF's contributions to history that endear him to us all. Like being one of the most ardent supporters at the Salem Witch Trials. "Yeah! She sinks! She's a witch! And Montreal sucks!"

(Puck Buddy Josh W. with a strong contender.)

And finally ...

Worlds are colliding here on Puck Daddy in an unforeseen way. (Jon Bowman with what's sure to be a crowd-pleaser.)

Thanks to everyone that has contributed thus far. We'll have all the entries in a Flickr gallery later.

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  1. Whale4ever
    1. Posted by Whale4ever Thu May 14, 2009 10:06 am EDT

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    Didn't end up joining that backpack dude on the roof of the World Trade Center, eh? A shame. Nice collection tho.
  2. Haak
    2. Posted by Haak Thu May 14, 2009 10:10 am EDT

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    another morning brightened......thanks for the contest Wsyh!
  3. Duffman
    3. Posted by Duffman Thu May 14, 2009 10:11 am EDT

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    Awesome...I suggest you trademark the word, "Gumpian"
  4. Down Goes Brown
    4. Posted by Down Goes Brown Thu May 14, 2009 10:14 am EDT

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    This is like fifteen different flavors of awesome.
  5. G-MAN
    5. Posted by G-MAN Thu May 14, 2009 10:19 am EDT

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    Killer....'bout pissed myself with the flying Bobby Goal, and the "go for it jew's "pic.....
    I really feel for this poor retard, who ever he is......he needs to hide for a good year.
  6. Hans Gruber
    6. Posted by Hans Gruber Thu May 14, 2009 10:21 am EDT

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    Bobby Orr wins, hands down.
  7. lowerNC
    7. Posted by lowerNC Thu May 14, 2009 10:22 am EDT

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    im still waiting for the martin stone video clip for tonights game....i think yahoo should pay THAT guy to blog...he sure is a hell of alot better than most commentators...at least he speaks from the heart
  8. Mazarin
    8. Posted by Mazarin Thu May 14, 2009 10:24 am EDT

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    Wow, everyone's stealing my ideas. I'm especially mad @ the Christmas Story and Ali pics lol.
    What to do now...
  9. Jon A
    9. Posted by Jon A Thu May 14, 2009 10:24 am EDT

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    I have never pulled this much for a team to win of which I am not a fan. If the Canes pull this off, hockey fans across the country will be LTAO at Boston =)
  10. Haiku
    10. Posted by Haiku Thu May 14, 2009 10:28 am EDT

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    john deere zambonis
    rally towels and ric flair screams
    canes fans are stupid
  11. DRYFHOUT
    11. Posted by DRYFHOUT Thu May 14, 2009 10:29 am EDT

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    Seriously funny stuff!!
  12. wayne
    12. Posted by wayne Thu May 14, 2009 10:34 am EDT

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    This is classic!
    This guy is a true celeb!
  13. books
    13. Posted by books Thu May 14, 2009 10:35 am EDT

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    At first site I thought this contest would be lame...I gladly admit my poor judgment and clamor for more!!! The 'Salem trial' is my fav so far although 'Go for it jews 1.1) scores points for nostalgia. I agree with Duffman, "Gumpian" is a stroke of genius.
  14. fetus enchiladas
    14. Posted by fetus enchiladas Thu May 14, 2009 10:37 am EDT

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    this guy could be placed in so many distasteful situations.
    how about putting him in the crowd after saddam hussein was hung?
  15. POSTMAN
    15. Posted by POSTMAN Thu May 14, 2009 10:47 am EDT

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    PRICELESS!! Utterly PRICELESS1 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRUINS. All Black and Gold in the East this year boys..
  16. Robert
    16. Posted by Robert Thu May 14, 2009 10:49 am EDT

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    Maybe I am a bland person, or just no sense But, to me none of this make's any sense at all. All I want is for the cane's not to fall to pieces and win this game tonight. I might also add I am glad the penguins beat the capitals. I also hope the redwings win and the BlackHawks. That's it for me. everybody have a good day and I hope your favorite team wins.
  17. Patrick
    17. Posted by Patrick Thu May 14, 2009 10:54 am EDT

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    Anyone see GBF at the (first) O.J. trial????
  18. Regulator
    18. Posted by Regulator Thu May 14, 2009 11:00 am EDT

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    Bobby Orr goal... winner
  19. Tyree
    19. Posted by Tyree Thu May 14, 2009 11:09 am EDT

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    He'll look nice in the crowd when the Pens roll on his beloved B'sssss. The Pens won the Cup both times when they face the B'sss in the conference finals and the third time will be another charm. I just wish Bourque was still on the team so he could be abused a little more.
  20. morphinecolin
    20. Posted by morphinecolin Thu May 14, 2009 11:11 am EDT

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    The Sonny Liston knockout picture is amazing, but I've got to give massive, massive props to the Salem Witch Trial. I'm sorry, any picture where he's been integrated so well that he seems like he should be in the original is full of the win.
  21. Koba
    21. Posted by Koba Thu May 14, 2009 11:12 am EDT

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    Has GBF come out of hiding yet? Between this and the last Pensblog post, thanks for making my day Wysh and contestants. I'm gonna have to watch the bear commercials and the Rob Ray Sportscenter ad to keep this feeling going. Woot.
  22. Mike
    22. Posted by Mike Thu May 14, 2009 11:13 am EDT

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    That Orr's Goal pic is amazing....I think I pissed myself laughing!
  23. Koba
    23. Posted by Koba Thu May 14, 2009 11:13 am EDT

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    @morphine: Co-sign re: "artistic integration"
  24. David
    24. Posted by David Thu May 14, 2009 11:16 am EDT

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    Thanks for posting the Kiss Pic, but its Dave Cicirelli. Come on Wysh, I'm the Complete Mess Set guy, for pete's sake!
    But seriously, the Christmas Story / Wassap / Go For It Jews are all completely brilliant. I love these contests.
  25. Johnny Appleseed
    25. Posted by Johnny Appleseed Thu May 14, 2009 11:18 am EDT

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    If the "Go For It, Jews!" one wins, I would like the creator of the original picture to win the shirt (despite my unconditional man-love for Neely). He did the artwork, I just photoshopped the guy in there.

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