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We've long admired writer/director Kevin Smith's passion for hockey, whether it's been the litany of references to the Game in his flicks or his humorous observations on the Stanley Cup playoffs or the fact that he's the second most famous New Jersey Devils fan behind Joe Piscopo.

Lately, Smith had an essay published by TIME Magazine in support of Jim Balsillie's bid for the Phoenix Coyotes, writing that "hockey isn't woven into the fabric of the American quilt the way it is woven into the Canadian toque." He's also scheduled to tend goal in the Walter Gretzky Street Hockey Tournament in Brantford next month.

The man who gave the world Jay, Silent Bob, Dante, Randal, Buddy Christ and "37" is clearly in the midst of a hockey renaissance; and the bittersweet story of a hockey goon appears to be Smith's new dream project.

In an interview with MTV, Smith said he plans to adapt the late Warren Zevon's song "Hit Somebody" -- lyrics by Detroit Free Press columnist and schmaltzy author Mitch Albom, no less -- for the big screen. (Listen to the studio version here; the guy screaming "Hit Somebody!" is, in fact, your old pal Dave Letterman.) From MTV, where the following video can also be found:

Smith is gunning to get the project going in 2010 or 2011, singling out the film from all his other projects as "the one I really want to do in a big, bad way." It will be set in the late 1970s within the World Hockey Association, before those teams were absorbed into the National Hockey League. "It takes place during the last gasp of the goon era of hockey when it was all about fighting," Smith said. While there will certainly be humor in the script, he envisions the film as being more dramatic in nature, and possibly entering into awards season chatter down the road.

Is there any actor from the Smith repertory players that could pull off a hockey goon in an Oscar-bait film inspired by Mitch Albom's prose? Besides Jason Mewes?

Or if you were going to see "The Wrestler" for hockey, what actor could pull it off?

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  1. Jano
    1. Posted by Jano Fri May 15, 2009 9:46 am EDT

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    hello
  2. Jano
    2. Posted by Jano Fri May 15, 2009 9:51 am EDT

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    That song sucks. Bad. I'd see Kevin Smith's movie.
  3. Rock Me Dr. Zaius
    3. Posted by Rock Me Dr. Zaius Fri May 15, 2009 9:51 am EDT

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    It has to be Rob Lowe. Call it "Youngblood's Revenge"
  4. Slazz
    4. Posted by Slazz Fri May 15, 2009 9:52 am EDT

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    No.
  5. Eurometal
    5. Posted by Eurometal Fri May 15, 2009 9:52 am EDT

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    Seth Rogen, Jack Black, Adam Sandler (making a cameo as Happy Gilmore's dad)
  6. Eurometal
    6. Posted by Eurometal Fri May 15, 2009 9:54 am EDT

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    Maybe even Robert Downey Jr.....
  7. Paul B
    7. Posted by Paul B Fri May 15, 2009 9:56 am EDT

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    It doesn't matter who we think can pull it off, because Smith will probably cast Douche Bag Affleck. Couple that with a script laden with F-bombs and crotch references and you have yourself one of the biggest flops this side of Gili.
  8. What Would Don Draper Do?
    8. Posted by What Would Don Draper Do? Fri May 15, 2009 9:57 am EDT

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    Don't know who should play the lead, but he has to get Taylor Labine as a player. Dude was hilarious in Zach and Miri...
  9. david bowie
    9. Posted by david bowie Fri May 15, 2009 10:08 am EDT

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    is this going to be a remake of Slap Shot?
  10. Jon A
    10. Posted by Jon A Fri May 15, 2009 10:09 am EDT

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    Am I the only one who is asking "Who gives a shlt" about this?
  11. Jerk Store
    11. Posted by Jerk Store Fri May 15, 2009 10:10 am EDT

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    kevin smith is an overrated loud mouthed schmuck. srsly, how does he talk so much with a face full of cheetos?
    stfu and go away.
  12. What Would Don Draper Do?
    12. Posted by What Would Don Draper Do? Fri May 15, 2009 10:10 am EDT

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    As much as the thought of the "Slap Shot" remake disgusts me, I'd actually see it if Smith was behind it because I think he would have the right spirit and not just make it a Zac Efron cash-grab. Sadly this won't be the saga of the Chiefs, and some stupid mother[Gretzky] will take our beloved Reg Dunlop and PG-13 him. "They brought their 'stinking' toys with them" just isn't right. If they want the new generation of hockey fans to see "Slap Shot" then show them the original!
  13. What Would Don Draper Do?
    13. Posted by What Would Don Draper Do? Fri May 15, 2009 10:15 am EDT

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    To #7... "F-bombs and crotch references"? Perhaps you haven't seen the afore-mentioned "Slap Shot" which happens to be the greatest sports comedy of all time.
  14. mother pucker serif
    14. Posted by mother pucker serif Fri May 15, 2009 10:20 am EDT

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    I'd say we could see if Chris Chelios could act, but he's too old for it to be believable.
    Seriously, though, i think Bruce Willis could pull it off, however old he is now. He's in the next Smith flick, so they have that relationship already. Plus i can picture him as a goon in the 70s.
  15. The KBBL Party Penguin
    15. Posted by The KBBL Party Penguin Fri May 15, 2009 10:20 am EDT

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    A director "envisioning" a film being the subject of awards season chatter is the quickest way to guaranteed the film won't be.
  16. W.F
    16. Posted by W.F Fri May 15, 2009 10:24 am EDT

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    Mike Ontenken (sp?) should come out of retirement for this. Assuming he's retired.
  17. Jon A
    17. Posted by Jon A Fri May 15, 2009 10:24 am EDT

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    No offense Wysh, I just don't see why this is relevant during the playoffs...
  18. driven_to_violence
    18. Posted by driven_to_violence Fri May 15, 2009 10:27 am EDT

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    Richard Dean Anderson - international acting sensation and part time hockey dude.
  19. JohnB
    19. Posted by JohnB Fri May 15, 2009 10:28 am EDT

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    I think Dennis Leary could pull it off... oh he's envisioning an awards quality film, well I guess that leaves Leary out then. Haha, I half kid, I love Dennis Leary, just question some of the roles he's done.
  20. W.F
    20. Posted by W.F Fri May 15, 2009 10:30 am EDT

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    Also David Borenez? Or can he only act smarmy?
  21. Mark S
    21. Posted by Mark S Fri May 15, 2009 10:36 am EDT

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    Russel Crowe? He looked like a 70's hockey player in Mystery Alaska!
  22. CUP#12
    22. Posted by CUP#12 Fri May 15, 2009 10:36 am EDT

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    Hell no!!
  23. Hemsky
    23. Posted by Hemsky Fri May 15, 2009 10:43 am EDT

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    David Letterman is the man. That's all that needs to be said in these comments. Shut 'er down!
  24. CUP#12
    24. Posted by CUP#12 Fri May 15, 2009 10:48 am EDT

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    save this garbage for summer! GAHHH!!
    WTD!!
  25. Fin-atic
    25. Posted by Fin-atic Fri May 15, 2009 11:11 am EDT

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    Kevin Smith is incapable of making an oscar-worthy movie on ANY topic. His movies are funny, but not oscar funny.

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