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The new ten-minute limit for making a selection. What a beautiful thing. In previous years, if you were actually able to endure the entire first-round, when it was over, you felt like you just finished a 12-round wrestling match against a syphilitic polar bear on PCP.

This year, the first round's in the books, and I feel as fresh as Martha Stewart's freshly-laundered unmentionables. I'm ready for more, baby. Bring on the second round.

And the amount of trades made just underscores how completely unnecessary those extra five minutes were. Twelve of the picks made in the first round were made by a team that traded to get to that position. Whoever came up with that original 15-minute time limit should be beaten with a sock full of nickels.

Pittsburgh taking Rashard Mendenhall. There's nothing wrong with Willie Parker, necessarily, but the Steelers have always preferred to have a pounder in the backfield. It's not always so much about how many yards a running back gains; it's about how much he can wear down a defense, how much time he can take off the clock, and how much punishment he can inflict.

On paper, I guess it makes sense for Dallas to take Felix Jones to turn up the speed on the outside and compliment Marion the Barbarian on the inside, but ten years from now, I think Mendenhall's going to have proved himself to be the much better back, and people will wonder how the Cowboys ever passed on Mendenhall to take Jones.

The Titans treating Vince Young like he's Tom Brady. Pre-Randy Moss, Tom Brady proved that you could put him out there with any group of borderline-Arena league wide receivers, and he could still excel. For some reason, the Titans refuse to accept that this isn't the case with Vince Young.

They had their pick of any receiver they wanted in the first round, and instead, they went for a running back who isn't thought to be a game-changer. Sort of like, oh, I don't know ... LenDale White, Chris Brown, or Chris Henry.

I remember reading somewhere a while ago that the Titans weren't making any great effort to get Vince Young any good receivers, because they felt it didn't matter, as Young couldn't deliver the ball to them anyway. I laughed when I read it, but maybe that really is the case. Maybe the Titans feel like giving Vince Young good receivers is the equivalent of putting high-octane gasoline into a '77 Ford Maverick.

The NFL Network's coverage. This might actually be more of a thumbs-down for ESPN's coverage, but you know me, I'm a guy who likes to keep things positive.

It took me a while to switch from ESPN to the NFL Network, but when I finally did, it felt like I'd been released from a Vietnamese POW camp. The NFL Network coverage wasn't in HD (and I can't imagine what could have taken precedence for their HD equipment this weekend), but it was less cluttered, more straightforward, more analysis-based, and 78% less obnoxious.

The ESPN guys, with Chris Berman as the ringleader, treated the draft like it was officially titled, "The NFL Presents Four Hours of ESPN Personality and Charm, With The Occasional Draft Selection Happening in the Background," while the NFL Network guys (most of them, anyway) seemed to get that they weren't the show.

The Jersey-Sellers at the Yahoo! Sports Shop. They certainly didn't waste any time in getting new jerseys available for the top draft picks. Of course, if you're in that big of a hurry, you're going to have to settle for your team's jersey, with their draft pick's name, and the number "1." I don't think it's likely that Jake Long will be wearing the "1" while plying his trade at left tackle for the Dolphins, but what the hell, be bold. Wear a Jake Long #1 jersey. I dare you.

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  1. FairlyHonestBob
    1. Posted by FairlyHonestBob Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:28 pm EDT

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    I thought Keyshawn was looking snappy. All he lacked was a a broad brimmed purple felt hat with a feather hanging off the side.
  2. si!
    2. Posted by si! Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:34 pm EDT

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    i'll give your mom a thumbs up.
  3. ted
    3. Posted by ted Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    I was a bit disappointed about this article. I thought it might be more about the actual players.
  4. richie c
    4. Posted by richie c Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:46 pm EDT

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    i really hate al davis, the raiders now have more running backs then defensive linemen, way to go al you #$%^&*& idiot ahhhhhhhhhhh. come on dorsey was right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Anton
    5. Posted by Anton Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:48 pm EDT

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    Has Tennessee ever cared about WRs? I mean, they are a physical team that heavily depends on its defense. You play them you know the score is going to be low. Vince Young will probably get injured again and again before he even got a couple of good wrs.
  6. film381
    6. Posted by film381 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:59 pm EDT

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    mjd, There is not one person in this whole wide world that would want to walk around for the rest of their life with your head on their shoulders... You are not just stupid... you are a DISGRACE to the sports writing community, let alone the whole writing community.
  7. jimmy j
    7. Posted by jimmy j Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    The shirt and tie was funny as hell. The ESPN show was a joke, but I think that's what they want it to be. With the 10min limit they can sell themselves more and sell many more ad dollars.
  8. papaj@faw
    8. Posted by papaj@faw Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:59 pm EDT

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    Brohm even looks alot like favre
  9. mitch jr.
    9. Posted by mitch jr. Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:15 pm EDT

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    uguguguooooooooooooooo aaaaaahhhhhhh NACHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. dta
    10. Posted by dta Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:49 pm EDT

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    AS usual. Matt Millen bombed again. When does the horror end for the Lions???
  11. Curtis
    11. Posted by Curtis Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:49 pm EDT

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    Johnathan Stewert is a freak
  12. wizard of odds
    12. Posted by wizard of odds Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:46 pm EDT

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    Split open watermelon??? Why not say he looked like he was on his way for a bucket of chicken and to play some basketball too. Unbelievable.
  13. Tim C
    13. Posted by Tim C Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:10 pm EDT

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    Wow MJD thanks for wasting 5 minutes of my life
  14. sanjuan612
    14. Posted by sanjuan612 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:04 pm EDT

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    Why do so many sports writers spend so much time and energy trying to be clever instead of writing a little in depth, intelligent analysis? Who cares about Keyshawn's wardrobe, or the Network coverage, or Jersey sales?
    What happened to some interesting insight, or intelligent discussion from the "authorities" on each pick in the draft? Maybe that's somewhere else, like on ESPN or the NFL home page. I'll go look
  15. nick s
    15. Posted by nick s Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:39 pm EDT

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    hey espn your act is getting tired, it was fresh 10 years ago. i hope keyshawn lost a bet and had to where that outfit. WAY TO GO MATT MILLEN!!!!!!!!!! securing another year of less than mediocracy for your fans. why don't you trade roy williams tomorrow for a 7th round pick jacka$$. let the fire matt millen chants start by monday morning at ford field.
  16. Chuck R
    16. Posted by Chuck R Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:59 pm EDT

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    What's McCowen and Beck thinking with the drafting of Henne? Something's cooking in Miami; and it won't be an improved DEF.
  17. nick s
    17. Posted by nick s Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:39 pm EDT

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    hey espn your act is getting tired, it was fresh 10 years ago. i hope keyshawn lost a bet and had to where that outfit. WAY TO GO MATT MILLEN!!!!!!!!!! securing another year of less than mediocracy for your fans. why don't you trade roy williams tomorrow for a 7th round pick jacka$$. let the fire matt millen chants start by monday morning at ford field.
  18. James W
    18. Posted by James W Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    pick your indian, chiefs or redskins, both dominated the draft on day 1
  19. Ryan O
    19. Posted by Ryan O Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:43 pm EDT

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    Hey Matt Millen is only marginally less intelligent than the combination of Vinny Cerrato and Daniel Snyder. Ok we trade out of the first round...this has been discussed as a possibility for a week now so no big deal....we take Devin Thomas....excellent the big WR gets a big CHECK on our needs list. Next up DE/OL/CB/LB it has got to be one of those right? Nope! TE Fred Davis out of USC. Hmmmm....well last time I checked we have a Pro Bowl TE in Chris Cooley so that seems like a bit of a waste. Well he's talented so I'll let it slide. Next up DE/OL/CB/LB....aaaaaaaaaaaaand Malcolm Kelly? This guy is about as fast a Mike Williams but with much less college production. There is no way to explain this. I mean we had a golden opportunity here to add some quality depth. Unbelievable.
  20. MR. WALLSTREET
    20. Posted by MR. WALLSTREET Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:13 pm EDT

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    The Browns have taken a risk by trading away our first three draft picks. Great we have two DL with our draft picks in 2 and 3. But now we have no back up RB behind Jamal Lewis, so we are one hit away from real problems and becoming a one option (pass) offense. I dont know why we need two QB and no young running backs behind Jamal. Especially seeing the direction the steelers chose to go in the first two rounds. I would have felt great if the Browns could have drafted a back like Ray Rice (Rutgers) to back up Lewis. I will be interested to see what kind of running back is on the board in the later rounds of the draft.
  21. Luchador
    21. Posted by Luchador Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:57 pm EDT

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    What a snooze fest this was. A waste of 3.5 hours. Who in the heck picked only 6 college stars to be there. They might as well have stopped the broadcast after the first hour. And could they get some better broadcasters then the self-serving ones they had on the air? Not even the Commisioner Roger Godell could save this show it was like he wanted the first round to get over with so that he could leave for the day. Thumbs down and what a waste of time. Another this when they were interviewing Jerry Jones of the Dallas Cowboys and he mad a fruedian slip and said Chris Henry instead of Athony Henry, and all the sports brodcasters just let that go by. Were they even listening to what he was saying. Maybe not since they all wanted to hear themselves talk about the draft. TWO THUMBS WAY DOWN!!!!!!!!
  22. tommy nubz
    22. Posted by tommy nubz Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:21 pm EDT

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    Dolphins draft strong!! I didnt think they would look for another qb. but henne is a nice pick-up.....
    Raiders have more RB's then Al Davis has years on the Earth.....
  23. Ira T
    23. Posted by Ira T Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    I like the Packer's first pick of the second round on Jordy Nelson. Also drafting Brian Brohm so late in the second round was a absoulte steal. Patrick Lee I think will turn out to be good too.

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