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"All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing."

 - Edmund Burke


And so I ask you, good men of the world, to not stand idly by while evil prevails. A great injustice has been foisted upon the public, and if good men do not act, evil men will succeed with evil deeds, and we will all suffer.

So please, take action now, and sign this petition demanding that the NFL investigate the final 100 seconds of Super Bowl XLII (via Kissing Suzy Kolber), where the noble and good New England Patriots were screwed over by the vile NFL.

This actually exists. I'm not making this up. I couldn't make this up, because I have a tiny shred of a belief that humanity is not so far gone that any group of people out there could believe that the Patriots actually deserved to win Super Bowl XLII.

The people who have created and signed the petition appear to be serious. Fans of the New England Patriots, who have won 3 of the last 7 Super Bowls, who won 18 straight games, and who were the beneficiaries of the "tuck rule" play, actually believe that they were conspired against. If you are one of the people who created or signed this petition, please, I beg of you, immediately seek out a mental health professional. This might help.

As of right now, there are 1,454 signatures, which means that there are at least 1,454 Patriots fans in the world who are borderline delusional, and have major problems grasping reality. Or at least, 1,454, minus the number of people who saw this on KSK, and then began to sign the petition in a less-than-serious and often more-than-profane manner.

• Patriots Fans Feel Robbed, Want Black Man To Blame / Kissing Suzy Kolber (and, as with any KSK link, it comes with a strong warning for profanity and hilarity)
• A request for the NFL to investigate the final 1:40 of Super Bowl XLII / Petition Online

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