Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:28 am EDT

At all celebrity galas in the city of Miami, I believe they're giving away part ownership of the Dolphins in celebrity gift bags.
The latest luminaries to join the ownership group are tennis superstars Venus and Serena Williams, so they'll be sitting next to Gloria Estefan, Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez at the owner's meetings.
Serena has not yet announced plans to start at inside linebacker for the Dolphins, but I think she might. Channing Crowder(notes), you've been warned. You're not the only one in the organization with long hair and powerful thighs, mister.
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Plus where the heck where all these people when we sucked? I have to say the only thing worse then fair weather fans are probably fair weather owners.
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