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Sikahema, the former Eagles return man, is wearing white trunks. Canseco's the one in the black tank top getting punched in the head, over and over again.

And that should get us one step closer to a world without Canseco. Had Jose won, we might be hearing today about what a tough guy he is, and his next big fight. But surely even Canseco has enough shame to just slink away now.

Canseco came out before the fight and made a throat-slash gesture at Sikahema. But he might as well have been pointing at his neck and chin, saying, "Hey, punch me here!" Either way, that was the highlight of Jose's evening. The gesture was followed by about a minute of merciless pounding.

"He's a very impressive-looking guy," Sikahema said. "But the guy is a walking corpse, because he's rotted inside out. He's a pathetic figure."

Well, if he wasn't before, he is now.

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  1. AlexR
    1. Posted by AlexR Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:57 pm EDT

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    Enough shame? I doubt it.
    Now I can remember Vai for something else than returning KickOffs for the Tecmo Super Bowl Era. He's moved on in the winners bracket to fight Jason Varitek. Jose will move on to the grudge match against ARod.
    I heard Vai's been approached as the next "challenging" fight for Kimbo Slice after the fight against Timmy McGrossEar.
  2. uwguy_34
    2. Posted by uwguy_34 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:30 pm EDT

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    Eagles fans sure do know how to spell their own team name!
  3. jpweaverthree
    3. Posted by jpweaverthree Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    Finally someone shut Jose Canseco up. I hate that dude. i only wished he lasted longer and didnt have any head gear so he could get f*cked up even more. tryin to make money cuz he has no income anymore so he writes a snitch book. go kill urself
  4. DavidS
    4. Posted by DavidS Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:42 pm EDT

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    "Now I can remember Vai for something else than returning KickOffs for the Tecmo Super Bowl Era. He's moved on in the winners bracket to fight Jason Varitek. Jose will move on to the grudge match against ARod."
    Does Varitek get to wear his catcher's mask again or does he have to take it off this time?
  5. the_strandman
    5. Posted by the_strandman Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT

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    One day bEagle fans will move on to harder words....let them be, at least they can spell that.
  6. janet m
    6. Posted by janet m Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    what great news! someone finally shuts Canseco up and beats him up at the same time!
  7. rr1
    7. Posted by rr1 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:53 pm EDT

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    "ain't s#it'....................
  8. rr1
    8. Posted by rr1 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:53 pm EDT

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    Next up for Vai is Barry Bonds..................
  9. Justin G
    9. Posted by Justin G Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:17 pm EDT

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    E A G L E S- it looked to me like vai thought the snitches head was the goalpost. Hopefully canseco learns a lesson from this and STOPS BEING A RAT
  10. Dennis
    10. Posted by Dennis Tue May 26, 2009 10:36 am EDT

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    Vai Sikahema also played for the Az Cardinals.Go Cards!
  11. Dennis
    11. Posted by Dennis Tue May 26, 2009 10:36 am EDT

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    Vai Sikahema also played for the Az Cardinals.Go Cards!
  12. SHAKTHINIVAS
    12. Posted by SHAKTHINIVAS Tue May 26, 2009 10:50 am EDT

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    The country has gone to the negroes . i admire the russians for having the foresight to keep all the negroes out of their shores. the russians are tough and practical. no [profane]sky !
  13. Batts
    13. Posted by Batts Tue May 26, 2009 11:34 am EDT

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    Someone should knockout Stephen Smith....piece of crap that he is.
  14. bag
    14. Posted by bag Tue May 26, 2009 12:23 pm EDT

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    An ex-pro football player vs. a baseball player should generally be thought of as no contest. However, as to this horribly slanted piece, I'd like to see the author against Conceco.
  15. DR
    15. Posted by DR Tue May 26, 2009 8:15 pm EDT

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    Baseball would be a freekin' circus if it wasn't for Canseco. Ease off he's trying to make a living..
  16. robert s
    16. Posted by robert s Wed May 27, 2009 7:15 am EDT

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    conseco needs about 50 more ass kickins.
  17. Col. Forbin
    17. Posted by Col. Forbin Wed May 27, 2009 7:31 am EDT

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    Stephen Smith deserves the same fate as Canseco.

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