Tony Romo endorses Starter, Judy Dench and Thompson's Yarmulkes

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That, actually, was just a snippet. You can see the rest here at funnyordie.com.

I suppose congratulations are in order for the brake pad/panty liner manufacturers who got both Jason Witten (notes) and Tony Romo (notes) to endorse their product. Congratulations to all the women out there enjoying the industrial strength absorbency, too.

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1. Posted by agd Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:25 pm EDT
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It's ball-PEEN hammers, Tony. *sigh*
2. Posted by Joseph B Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:44 pm EDT
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second!!!!!
3. Posted by Joseph B Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:44 pm EDT
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Cowboys goin down!!!!! go saints
4. Posted by Caroline G Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:26 pm EDT
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saw this on ksk this morning. worth a laugh. romo deadpans decently, though you can see him start to loose his composure at points.
5. Posted by vertskate900 Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:45 pm EDT
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******************* DALLAS COWBOYS SUCK!!!!!!!!!**************
GMEN WILL OBLITERATE THEM THIS YEAR. THE EAGLES WILL MAKE THEM COWER IN THE CORNER IN FETAL POSITION. EVEN THE REDSKINS WILL WHIP THEM BOTH GAMES.
Its over Dallas fans. Officially rebuild time. 10 years till playoffs again.
6. Posted by vertskate900 Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:42 pm EDT
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hyu hyu
7. Posted by FiveAlarmFreddy Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:48 am EDT
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He bugs.
8. Posted by brian b Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:14 am EDT
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What's a yarmulke?
9. Posted by First L Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:18 am EDT
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This is the year Romo needs to focus on the team,& actually take them into the SB . Kitna should not be ignored & put in the game if Romo can't hack it. With weapons like the Cowboys have, any good QB should flourish, that isn't helping the team play the big one & winning. Romo is outta' excuses so He needs to win a championship or do something else,maybe take up golfing full time. The nfc matchups this season look to be a lot of fun, I'd say the Giants will have a tough D. & if they can keep the OL healthy maybe hard to beat. The Cowboys have the talent to win, but can they finally play as a team & win ? Wash. ,may be a sleeper team, I don't see them going to the SB. The Eagles, will be fun to watch J. Maclin in His rookie year, if McKnob can get Him the ball, good things may happen if You're a Fan ,What D will the Eagles have ? It may be good enough to get the job done. Can't wait !
10. Posted by Scott H Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:29 am EDT
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Tony has the comic timing of a young Lea Thompson in Caroline in the City.
11. Posted by LIAM Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:59 pm EDT
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ultra man tine to wake the f up
12. Posted by Linkstars Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:03 am EDT
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Not at this moment, but GEAUX SAINTS!!!!!
13. Posted by Rob S Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:42 pm EDT
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A 52 word article. Wow.
14. Posted by Guerrilla Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:28 am EDT
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Cowboys need a QB that is serious about playing football.
15. Posted by cynthia m Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:47 pm EDT
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Why is it that most people get so upset when they speak of the cowboys? If Americas team gets you that upset then do not talk about them, think about them and please don't watch them at anytime. And most of all do not follow them in the news. And ULTRA MAN you really need to go to the complete standing in yahoo sports. The GMEN were 6 and 10 are these the same men you speak of OBLITERATING DA BOYS! What else do we have oh yes the Redskins i believe they were 8 and 8 I really do not think they are in any shape to whip anyone. Last but not lest we have Eagles they were 9 and 6 with a tie. Not really scary enough to make my grandmother cower in a corner. I will admit the Cowboys did not impress me last year and I have been a fan for the last 30 years we all have are ups and downs. We are due for greatness and I believe this is the year.
16. Posted by Geoff D Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:54 pm EDT
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i make a point of not watching the cowboys, or the saints for that matter.
17. Posted by thomas t Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:19 am EDT
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Whoever said they would root for the saints needs to move to black country louisiana or go to a mental ward
18. Posted by Enuff Said Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:29 am EDT
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Brian B... a Yarmulke is the traditional headwear of a person of the jewish faith.
19. Posted by NightWing Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:29 pm EDT
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jsx353/#20: Wow...you REALLY got into your post...your life experiences are so graphic, yet totally believable. I think, though, that you, with all due respect, should take your life experience posting over to the "alternative lifestyle" boards...that's where you'll find many of your fellow Cowgirl fans...
20. Posted by jsx353 Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:34 pm EDT
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To nightwing, you must be ultra man's boyfriend, what's a-matter he can't fight his own battles?
and the only as you put it "alternative lifestyle" i live is to shut-up idiots like you and your rump-ranger boyfriend.
Besides i'm too busy keeping your mom and sister off my nutz, they can't get enough of my juciy co@k!
21. Posted by CouverWolf Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:56 pm EDT
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I guess it is safe to say that No-Mo Romo ( After he fails to take the Cowboys to the playoffs again) is not eating , sleeping football. But then again he was sleeping with Jessica Simpson....lol
22. Posted by jsmilinjack Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:28 am EDT
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hey you call .. scoring and catching the ball ... and plus with out a helmet and ... and still played the pro bowl with broken ribs so all stars to witten
23. Posted by jsmilinjack Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:31 am EDT
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C O W BOYS 4 e v e r
24. Posted by jsmilinjack Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:34 am EDT
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hey may buffalo may have a slim chance .... we wish them well .. i hope he don t spike your helmet with you r emlemb