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The celebration of the AFL's 50th anniversary have given us the best throwback jerseys ever to be worn in the NFL. The Titans' powder blue unis are the picture of cool, particularly with those old Oilers oil derrick helmets. And the traditionalist in me loves the white and red of the New England Patriots, a much more appropriate color scheme than the silver and blue used by the team today. But not all the throwbacks for the original eight AFL teams provide such fond memories of the past. Case in point, the garish eyesores worn by the Denver Broncos.

The vertically-striped socks immediately draw the attention, but any chance those had of working are ruined by the unsightly yellows and browns on the uniform. The bright yellow made the Broncos players look like crossing guards and the stripes on the pants give the appearance of a jaundiced zebra.

Minus the comparisons to the Wicked Witch of the East (and yes, those were horizontal but sock stripes are stock stripes), the socks could have worked with another color scheme. But not with this one. Heck, even MJD didn't like the get-up, and he liked the Seahawks lime green unis.

Receiver Jabar Gaffney(notes) decided to twist his socks, either in protest of being made to dress like Charlie Brown or in an homage to barbershops destroyed in tornadoes. He can expect to get a letter from the NFL about that. Maybe he can try paying his fine in 1962 dollars.

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  1. DavidR
    1. Posted by DavidR Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:36 pm EDT

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    The orange crush looked like the mustard mash!
  2. Broncos
    2. Posted by Broncos Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:38 pm EDT

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    They were ugly uniforms but just like in the first game Denver came out on top.
  3. Joe I
    3. Posted by Joe I Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:39 pm EDT

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    that looks like a cardboard cutout of Tiki...
  4. thewordybird
    4. Posted by thewordybird Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:40 pm EDT

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    Now modern-day Broncos/NFL fans can understand why the Broncos publicly burned those sock in the '60s when they finally got comparatively decent uniforms. But I did think it was cool to see on color TV what a game between them and the Patriots looked like in the AFL's early days.
  5. thewordybird
    5. Posted by thewordybird Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:41 pm EDT

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    Now modern-day Broncos/NFL fans can understand why the Broncos publicly burned those sock in the 60s when they finally got comparatively decent uniforms. But I did think it was cool to see on color TV what a game between them and the Patriots looked like in the AFLs early days.
  6. Anton
    6. Posted by Anton Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:47 pm EDT

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    They should stick with the Orange and blue or the Blue and orange jerseys. None of this sh--....
  7. Green Hornet
    7. Posted by Green Hornet Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:51 pm EDT

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    I like the jerseys, I like the pants, but the socks are hideous !
  8. laxboy03
    8. Posted by laxboy03 Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:54 pm EDT

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    Broncos can wear whatever uniforms they want as long as they keep on winning.
  9. thewordybird
    9. Posted by thewordybird Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:56 pm EDT

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    Someone tweeted that the Bronx looked like a bunch of cheeseburgers today. Heh.
  10. Phoenix H
    10. Posted by Phoenix H Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:11 pm EDT

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    That looks like a roll of toilet paper in the first pic.
    Highly appropriate.
  11. alex
    11. Posted by alex Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:20 pm EDT

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    The only reason why the NFL has these jerseys is to increase jersey sales. Where a patch or have a painted sign on the field, but changing the jerseys is bush league. Its an attempt to celebrate the AFL but in my opinion its an attempt with ulterior motives.
  12. Iron Eagle
    12. Posted by Iron Eagle Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:27 pm EDT

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    I think some manufacturer had a run on brown and gold, because these look like those God Awful Padres uniforms of the Early 80s
  13. broncolory7
    13. Posted by broncolory7 Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:29 pm EDT

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    I don't give a [profane]e what unis the BRONCOS were wearin'! They looked good wearing the WIN! Ok...I could use the orange crush throwbacks...bcz....our D is back baby! We've got a team baby! hahahahaha
  14. Brian
    14. Posted by Brian Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:29 pm EDT

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    love 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! especially the SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    million times better than the current uniforms w/ the wedge-head helmets
  15. Iron Eagle
    15. Posted by Iron Eagle Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:30 pm EDT

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    and who's idea was it to copy Alabama and have numbers on the helmet
  16. yefim23
    16. Posted by yefim23 Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:40 pm EDT

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    they looked great!!!!! at least it's nostalgic, and anyway it's better than their current unis.
    what Denver should do is actually go back to their 80's unis like the jets did.
  17. Mehs
    17. Posted by Mehs Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:42 pm EDT

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    I like the uniforms. The only thing that would improve them is to have no names on the back, only the numbers.
  18. Scranton B
    18. Posted by Scranton B Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:45 pm EDT

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    I liked the unis. They gave a tip of the cap to football's rugby roots.
  19. YGM
    19. Posted by YGM Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:48 pm EDT

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    ewwwwwwwwwwww. go pats...
  20. ralph
    20. Posted by ralph Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:48 pm EDT

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    Broncos unis have always sucked. The team is good, but the designers have always been WFL awful.
  21. Rachael
    21. Posted by Rachael Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:51 pm EDT

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    I was waching some of the game this afternoon and was so confused cause they keep talking about the Broncos...I thought your talking about a diffrent game this is'nt the Broncos game.
    Not knowing that the team was wearing the Charlie Brown colours?
    The uniform was ugly, let's get the uniform that they where wearing in the '80's that's much better then the one they were sporting off today!
  22. gravo
    22. Posted by gravo Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:56 pm EDT

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    Is it any wonder the Broncos won today with those uniforms? The Pats were probably disgusted by the color and it through them off. They should wear them in every game to guarantee a victory.
  23. Rock
    23. Posted by Rock Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:00 pm EDT

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    Give brandon marshall his money
  24. Good Guy
    24. Posted by Good Guy Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:09 pm EDT

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    the screenshot of marshall was obviously taken with a camera, possibly a cellphone camera, which begs the question, Chris Chase: Did you take that picture with the express written consent of the NFL and NBC Broadcasting?

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