And it's not blood.

Former Patriots and Redskins offensive lineman Kenyatta Jones was arrested this weekend after what My Fox Tampa Bay describes as an "unorthodox dance move."

He was trying to pee all over the place.

My theory is that he was in the club, someone said something like, "let's make it rain!" and he thought that term had a little bit more of a literal definition.

Most confusing to me about the story (other than the fact that someone tried to pee on the dance floor at all) is how a guy attempts to pee on a dance floor, but does not succeed. This is not a difficult manuever we're talking about. I mean, I don't want to brag, but I can pee almost anywhere. And I don't have NFL athleticism to rely on, either.

Maybe the urge hit him, he pulled out the captain, and then realized that he was shy and couldn't go in public. You'd think anyone who went to the trouble of unholstering his weapon would already have any such issues worked out. I don't know. It's just a theory. I'd just like to understand what happened that night.

Back in 2003, the Patriots released Jones because he threw scorching hot water on a teammate, and caused 2nd- and 3rd-degree burns. At least he's lowered the temperature a bit.

Related: NFL Criminal Behavior, NFL Oddness