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The fine people at Gatorade arranged for me to have a little interview time with Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford(notes) yesterday.

From what I’d seen of Stafford in other interviews, he seemed like an agreeable and easy-going fellow. And he was yesterday, too, though I was pretty sure I detected just a tiny bit of a “I’m getting really tired of answering questions all day” sort of vibe. But God bless him, he buried it for long enough to chat with me for about ten minutes yesterday, before heading to the ESPYs later in the evening.

Since he’s already talked with Yahoo! Sports about the football side of things, I tried to keep things lighter and a bit more personal. Here’s how that went.

MJD: Hey, Matthew Stafford. How are you?

Matthew Stafford: I’m doin’ pretty good. How are you doing?

MJD: I’m great. Thanks for taking the time today.

Stafford: Sure, no problem.

MJD: So, in high school, you were a Parade All-American, and in college, your Georgia teams won three bowl games. When’s the last time you were on a losing team?

Stafford: Hm … I don’t know.

MJD: Ever?

Stafford: Yeah, I don’t think I’ve ever been on a losing team.

MJD: Wow. Does it make you nervous at all, then, joining a team that went 0–16 last year?

Stafford: No, it really doesn’t. You know, I think we have an opportunity to turn things around. We have Coach Schwartz, and some new offensive and defensive coordinators that are really going to help us out.

MJD: Cool. I’ve heard you talk in other interviews about how good Calvin Johnson(notes) is, but I’m wondering if there’s been any mention between you two about the Georgia vs. Georgia Tech rivalry.

Stafford: Oh yeah. We definitely let each other know about it. He never beat us while I was there, and the year after he left, they finally beat us, so I told him all they had to go was get rid of him, and they could finally win some games.

MJD: You think you guys will make some kind of bet this year when that game rolls around?

Stafford: I would assume so.

MJD: Have you undergone any rookie hazing yet?

Stafford: Not really. All the guys have been pretty cool.

MJD: You think maybe they’re saving that for training camp?

Stafford: Oh, absolutely. I’m sure they are.

MJD: What is the coolest thing you’ve gotten to do since being drafted?

Stafford: Probably … I don’t know, the ESPYs will be pretty cool. Maybe Letterman, too. Those things have been the top two.

MJD: The ESPYs are tonight, right?

Stafford: Yeah, they are.

MJD: Have you gotten your gift bag yet?

Stafford: Yeah, I’ve gone through the Standard Hotel and gotten the gift from the gift suites, but I have not gotten it from the award show yet. We’ll see what’s in store.

MJD: Does wearing a football helmet make it difficult to maintain girl-approved hair?

Stafford: It really doesn’t.

MJD: No?

Stafford: (chuckle) When you get off the field, it’s pretty easy. Axe Hair does a pretty good job of helping us out.

MJD: I wanted to ask about an older story from before the draft, where the 49ers said they weren’t interested in you because wouldn’t answer some psychiatrist’s questions. Is there something I’m missing from that story, or is it just as weird as it seems from the outside?

Stafford: Yeah, I think it was a miscommunication between myself, coach and the media, but I actually went out on a visit to San Francisco and met with Coach Singletary a couple of weeks after that. We hashed it all out and realized that, you know, it wasn’t maybe exactly how we wanted it to come out in the magazine, on both sides, or wherever it was, on the radio or wherever. We took care of it.

MJD: Cool. Just generally speaking, what has the last couple of months of your life been like? Has it been pretty crazy for you? I would imagine it has.

Stafford: It has. Yeah, it’s been pretty crazy. I’ve been traveling a bunch. I’ve probably traveled more in the last six months than I have in my entire life combined. It’s been a lot of fun. I’ve got to meet a lot of cool people, see a lot of cool places, and it’s been a whirlwind. But at the same time, I’ve really been able to concentrate on football, which is good.

MJD: You wanna tell us a little bit about what you’re doing with Gatorade?

Stafford: Yeah. I’m actually here at the Gatorade Athlete of the Year High School Awards, and it’s a great opportunity for a bunch of pro athletes like myself, Kevin Durant and Landon Donovan — we’re the three male pro athletes — just to give back to these kids. We have a chance to interact and Gatorade does such a great job of infusing themselves into sports and what the athlete really needs at all three levels of, you know, high school, college and the pro level, and they do a great job of creating opportunities for all three levels of those sports to get together and really interact and help each other out.

MJD: If you could have dinner with any three people in history, dead or alive, who would they be?

Stafford: Dead or alive? Hm. Wow. We’ll go Abe Lincoln … Michael Jordan … and Tupac.

MJD: Wow. Pretty diverse group there.

Stafford: Yeah. It would be a fun dinner.

MJD: What’s the last movie you saw?

Stafford: “The Hangover.”

MJD: What’d you think of it?

Stafford: I liked it.

MJD: Yeah, I thought that movie was hysterical.

Stafford: Yeah, I thought it was really funny.

MJD: What’s on your iPod right now? What are you listening to?

Stafford: Oh, man. All sorts of stuff. I really do listen to like, almost everything.

MJD: Oh, really? Anything recent that you like a lot?

Stafford: I don’t know. I like, um … I don’t even know. I like a bunch of stuff, really. I can’t think of something recent. Sorry.

MJD: What’s one thing you enjoy doing that people would be surprised to hear that a football player does?

Stafford: Oh, man. I was going to say golf, but probably everybody knows that. I don’t know, I really just golf, watch movies a bunch … I don’t know. You could say golf, but I bet people wouldn’t be surprised. I don’t really do too many surprising things, I guess, on the hobby side of things.

MJD: How is the golf game these days?

Stafford: It’s pretty good. I’m about a 10 handicap right now.

MJD: Not bad.

Stafford: Hopefully, next offseason, I’ll get a little bit more time to play, and get that score down.

MJD: Any thoughts on the British Open this week?

Stafford: Yeah, I hope Tiger wins it. I’m a huge Tiger fan, and hopefully he can get it done.

MJD: You mentioned you like to watch movies. What are some of your all-time favorites? What’s in your top five?

Stafford: I really like “Gladiator.” I like “The Dark Knight.” I really liked, when I was a kid, “U.S. Marshalls.” I like funny movies, too. “Old School” and “The Hangover.” “The Hangover” was up there; I liked it.

MJD: Cool. Say your house catches on fire, and all your loved ones are out and you’re safe. You’ve got the opportunity to run in and grab one thing, one possession. What would it be?

Stafford: Oh, man. Is the Detroit Lions playbook inside or outside?

MJD: (chuckle) That’ll count. We’ll say it’s inside.

Stafford: Okay. I’ll go with that. Make them happy over there.

MJD: How much bigger is the Detroit Lions playbook than the one you had at Georgia?

Stafford: It’s really not too much bigger.

MJD: Really?

Stafford: Yeah, we ran a pretty pro-style offense at Georgia, and it’s pretty similar actually to what we’re running right now in Detroit.

MJD: From what you’ve gone through so far, with the minicamps and stuff, has it been easier or harder than you anticipated?

Stafford: It’s about what I anticipated. I don’t know if it’s too much easier, or too much harder. I really anticipated it being a grind, but at the same time, I thought I was going to be successful, and I think it’s about panned out how I thought.

MJD: If you could wake up tomorrow with one superhero power, what would it be?

Stafford: Hm. Probably be able to fly. That’d be sweet.

MJD: If you could fly, where would you go, what would you do?

Stafford: I would travel all over the place. I don’t know. From L.A., I would probably go to Hawaii, and then kind of work my way around the world that way.

MJD: Well, hopefully, at some point in your career, you’ll get to Hawaii for a few Pro Bowls.

Stafford: I know. That’d be nice, right?

MJD: Absolutely. Alright, that’s about all I have for you.

Stafford: Alright, buddy.

MJD: I really appreciate you taking the time today.

Stafford: No problem.

MJD: Have fun tonight.

Stafford: Take it easy.

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  1. Max_Powers
    1. Posted by Max_Powers Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    Tanks fer nuttin.
    Too many interviews with these guys who haven't done anything yet. Golf? I bet with 30 million dollars he'll get some more interesting hobbies, like running people over with a bentley or dogfighting or something.
  2. perfectbowler300x3
    2. Posted by perfectbowler300x3 Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:26 pm EDT

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    the lions savior! or not, 50 years and counting of blowing under ford.
  3. bb
    3. Posted by bb Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    this kid is boring
  4. Scott E
    4. Posted by Scott E Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    Geez, MJD. Those were some of the lamest, trite questions I've ever heard. ALL the standard fall backs, nothing penetrating at all. You hit the roof on the anemia scale on this one. And I'm a fan!
  5. Scott H
    5. Posted by Scott H Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:17 pm EDT

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    MJD: So, what's your favorite flavor of ice cream -- vanilla or french vanilla?
    Stafford: Very penetrating question, MJD. Let me mull that one over.
  6. gaborik10m
    6. Posted by gaborik10m Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:15 pm EDT

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    MJD: What is your response to this statement? "You will never see a plus 500 win percentage again."
    Stafford: *gunshot*
  7. steveb
    7. Posted by steveb Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:20 pm EDT

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    real illuminating..interview.You'd make a good sideline reporter.Your questions are just about as bad as those women
  8. Jason
    8. Posted by Jason Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:00 pm EDT

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    I think it's funny that MJD spends all day (lamely) trying to rip on people for being trite, ignorant, and insignificant, and then releases an interview that's all those things to the utmost degree. I think the only reason you still have a job, MJD, is because it's fun to look forward to something sucking so consistently that it never lets you down. It reminds me of the conversation that dealer has at the end of the movie Go, talking about Family Circle, how it's always there every Sunday, waiting to suck, and you just can't help but read and acknowledge it's dissapointment every single time.
  9. bones
    9. Posted by bones Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:28 pm EDT

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    Can anyone say 1-15. How many games is the coach responsible for winning?
  10. Bones
    10. Posted by Bones Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:04 pm EDT

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    I could do without this guy
    What has it come to??
  11. city57
    11. Posted by city57 Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:12 pm EDT

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    @ 1 Max, were you born an a**h**e or did you grow into it? I'm curious.
  12. lions are better than u
    12. Posted by lions are better than u Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:36 pm EDT

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    stafford for rookie of the year!!!!
  13. lions are better than u
    13. Posted by lions are better than u Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:36 pm EDT

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    stafford for rookie of the year!!!!
  14. vertskate900
    14. Posted by vertskate900 Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:47 pm EDT

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    What's worse going 0-16 or being interviewed by noted pedophile MJDweeb? Poor kid.
    LOL misterj!
  15. gkelll
    15. Posted by gkelll Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:07 pm EDT

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    Mjd is a real smart slickster. I wonder what nfl team is his favorite. If he was interviewing his favorite team. I wouldnt think he would ask his favorite team player crappy questions that he did on this interview. I figure he was trying to weezil any kind of misinformation that he possibly could to put down a team he doesnt like. This is why the NFL is so crapped out. Because you got commentators that try to bellitle you and try to suck any kind of bad information out of you to give the other team the heads up on you.
  16. Dan
    16. Posted by Dan Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:49 am EDT

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    I heard that Stafford was waiting for his first check, has he met the old man or does ford have to sell out season tickets to get him his money? Paying muttonhead his 12 mil,must have reminded the oldfart what an idiot he has been when it comes to playing with your new toy. I liked the losing question to Stafford,,,,,,(to many I's in his answers,,,and not enough us's as in team.....Maybe the new gell will keep his ego in check,,,,,but who give a f... when your guaranteed more money than you'll ever spend.... NOW THATS SPORT MEDICINE..
  17. thespidersilva
    17. Posted by thespidersilva Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:55 am EDT

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    lmao at 10
  18. kurt k
    18. Posted by kurt k Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:04 am EDT

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    Stop wasting the kids time with all these idiotic interviews and let him focus on getting the Lions a frig'n' 'W'!!! I don't want to know what he had for breakfast, what shoe he puts on first, what hand he uses to wipe his ass...put him on the field and lets see what he can do! Despite the Lions record last year...they weren't as far off as it seemed...he'll make a difference, but, so will alot of other guys picked up in the off-season! The nw coaching staff and the lack of Millen will make the most impact!
    6-10!!! Not a bad turnaround to start!
    GO LIONS!!!
  19. brian b
    19. Posted by brian b Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:23 am EDT

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    MJD. Did you write your questions out before the interview or did you wing it? What's on your IPOD?
  20. Jordan Taber
    20. Posted by Jordan Taber Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:21 am EDT

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    hahaha at number 10..... MJD is a joke. and with every blog he writes getting rudes comments from arseholes like us, its only a matter of time till his boss starts finding a new pony for cockmeat sandwichs.
  21. Lind
    21. Posted by Lind Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:21 pm EDT

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    Detriot Lions will not beeeee deeeeefeeeeeateeeedddddd
  22. J B
    22. Posted by J B Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:12 pm EDT

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    Clearly a mistake for Gatorade to allow MJD to interview Stafford. Whomever made the decision at Gatorade, you should read MJD's stuff before allowing an ill fated interview like this.
  23. KDawg
    23. Posted by KDawg Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:13 pm EDT

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    Well, MatStaf, are you ready to be benched by game three and then spend the rest of your contract with the Lie-Downs holding a clipboard on the sidelines every game? I mean, you Do realize that not only do the Lions kill the careers of their coaches, they also ruin the careers of their highly-picked quarterbacks as well. Can you say Chuck long, Rodney Peete, Joey Harrington?
    MatStaf, did you happen to have a sit-down with Barry Sanders and talk to him about the tradition of losing in Detroit? Did he warn you about how William Clay Ford tells the media that he's doing everything he can to have a winning team but makes it impossible because he and the people he hires are all bumbling idiots?
    Oh, MatStaf, you didn't have to settle for this fate. Remember when John Elway was drafted? He didn't want to play for Baltimore because they were LOSERS so he forced a trade to Denver. You could have done the same thing...you could have saved your career, you could have saved your spirit, your life, your mental health.
    Now you can only be known as yet another first round flop, a Lions draft failure. Hopefully you will be able to at least salvage a career in the broadcast booth...side by side with Matt Millen.

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