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That's one possible explanation for the question. Boston College defensive tackle Ron Brace sat down with the Detroit Lions at Boston College's Pro Day, and they made an interesting inquiry. From the Boston Herald:

...  Brace was taken aback by a question posed on his visit with the Detroit Lions.

“They asked me what I used to order at McDonald’s in high school,” Brace said. “It’s kind of hard to remember what you ordered eight years ago.

“I’m a big guy, they must be looking to see how fat I am. If I said I hadn’t gone to McDonald’s, they would know I was lying right there.”

Go ahead ... make fun of the Lions if you want to. Yeah, they may have gone 0-16 last year, but they made damn sure there was no one on the roster who fell for that, "Would you like to add two apple pies to your order for one dollar?" nonsense. Can any other team say that? I think not.

Besides, true Lions prefer Wendy's. In the nude.

But you can't just say, "I like to get butt naked and have a Frosty," because they'll know you're just sucking up. The correct answer, for any young draft prospects who might be reading, is the McRib. It shows that you have the patience to wait for the sandwich's once-a-year appearance, and the class to eat McDonald's most exquisite and elegant sandwich.

Scouts love that. Rumor has it that Andre Wadsworth showed up to his combine interviews with two McRibs stuffed in each of his pants pockets, and that's why he was drafted in the first round.

Also, if you answer quickly and enthusiastically, like, "Man, I love those McRibs! Let's break out of this interview and go get some right now," that conveys that you don't know that the McRib is a seasonal item. And if that's the case, it either means that you aren't intimately familiar with the McDonalds menu, which scouts would like, or that you can't actually read the menu, which scouts don't care about. Either way, you can't lose.

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  1. Brofins
    1. Posted by Brofins Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:01 pm EDT

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    When you were in high school and someone had free food, who cared what you ate "Give me MORE"
    That's how it was in high school football or are the Lions that out of touch with football in general?
  2. Hangovers are for the weak
    2. Posted by Hangovers are for the weak Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:47 pm EDT

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    I just want to say as a McD's employee, thank you so much for this article.
  3. Dean
    3. Posted by Dean Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    slow day huh
  4. Scott E
    4. Posted by Scott E Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm EDT

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    This was taken way out of context. Everyone knows the Detroit Lions are a front for the CIA (how else could they have engineered a 0-16 record?). The question was in code. The correct response is "The tall dog barks at midnight." Seriously...
  5. g mack
    5. Posted by g mack Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:07 pm EDT

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    what the f is the point of this......look into cutler u dush
  6. Ray
    6. Posted by Ray Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:49 pm EDT

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    Yeah, we need more coverage of Jay Cutler, you 'tard. I dont hear enough of THAT drama on every sports radio program all day long.
  7. Don Squeek
    7. Posted by Don Squeek Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:14 pm EDT

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    Yahoo needs a new Blogger who pays attention to the world of sports and not whats going on at his local fast food restraunt. You manage to maybe squeeze out 1 or 2 articles a day and this is the crap we get. At least Wysh in the hockey blogs finds intersting things to talk about on slow news days. Why don't you copy his Jersey Foul articles for football or something to help pass the day. Did you hear Pro Bowler Julien Peterson was traded to the lions... At least that has something to do with the team and football in general.
  8. Earl of Funk
    8. Posted by Earl of Funk Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:30 pm EDT

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    Stop picking on the Lions......let's talk about MN choking in the playoffs......better subject.
  9. FairlyHonestBob
    9. Posted by FairlyHonestBob Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:28 pm EDT

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    Do you really think that's chicken in a Mc chicken?
  10. 619RAIDER
    10. Posted by 619RAIDER Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:44 pm EDT

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    wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! very interesting.
  11. Johnny Appleseed
    11. Posted by Johnny Appleseed Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:39 pm EDT

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    BC's D-line will take a hit. Losing Raji and Brace will hurt, but I do take pride in the recognition of these two awesome atheletes.
    In any case, that just goes to show where the Lions are as an organization. If a question like, "What did you eat at McDonald's?" is important to a scout... Well, why is that important? I mean, does that make a difference? Does a scout go, "Oh, he ate at McDonald's in high school, he could have health problems, AVOID, AVOID!!!"
    Besides, all I care about Mark Herzlich to the Patriots in next year's draft.
  12. Irish Bastard
    12. Posted by Irish Bastard Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:33 pm EDT

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    Vimal P - your an idiot ! g mack - Learn to spell ,your not making your momma proud.
    If its really true that is what the Lions asked then they deserve to go 0-16 AGAIN !
    Knowing how MJD screws up alot on stories and gets alot wrong or just miss copys others writting ,this story might not be right at all,why not ask the coach if he wished his daughter married a better coach ? O....wait thats ben done well it doesnt matter MJD just copy it like you do other storys and put in wrong stuff like you always do.
    As the great Gorilla Monsoon said to Bobby "the brian"Hennan - "your a fountain of misinformation" MJD its getting harder to read your mis guided storys.
    Side Note : Denver would have to be complete IDIOTS to trade QB for QB with Dallas.
  13. Don Squeek
    13. Posted by Don Squeek Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:14 pm EDT

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    MJD Is this really the only thing you are going to post today? Does YAHOO Pay YOU??? They shouldn't. . .
  14. GerardT
    14. Posted by GerardT Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:07 pm EDT

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    MJD, don't listen to these guys. That post was hilarious, and comment #6 from Scott E has to be one of the best comments ever left on a blog.
  15. Todd
    15. Posted by Todd Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:19 pm EDT

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    you need to learn how to spell you fuking inbreed
  16. TBone
    16. Posted by TBone Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:14 pm EDT

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    Perhaps the question was designed to catch the guy off guard a little in order to get a better idea of who he really is. I mean, he's been trained how to answer all of the questions and he's been practicing his answers. So as a recruiter, if I want to get past that smoke screen and really get to know the guy, I ask a weird question that catches him by surprise and throw him off a little.
  17. JohnnyFootballHero
    17. Posted by JohnnyFootballHero Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:57 pm EDT

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    no, the right answer is i don't put that (expletive) in my body - i'm a professional athlete.
  18. Jr.
    18. Posted by Jr. Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:36 pm EDT

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    Okay I'll take the bait...I want to make fun of them (I figure William Clay has made fun of us fans for 40+ years...our turn). TBone may have a point as these kids are professionally trained to "say the right thing" as soon as an agent gets their hands on them. But seriously couldnt they come up with a better question? One that may throw the kid off but actually gleen something useful from. The Lions are the AIG of football....suck at what you do and get promotions and big checks. If it matters to Mayhew and the other idiots I am partial to the double QP combo (supersized!) and yes I will be available for the draft. I can play anywhere, not real good at some spots but I assume that really doesnt matter as long as I say away from those McChickens!
  19. The Hiphopopotamus
    19. Posted by The Hiphopopotamus Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:48 pm EDT

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    Wendy's is better anyway...
  20. RockyHelmet
    20. Posted by RockyHelmet Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:20 pm EDT

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    McDonald's questions? No wonder they can't win!
  21. Jet
    21. Posted by Jet Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:34 pm EDT

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    what a colossal waste of time !! the lions should pay this much attention to football, then they might win a game.
  22. GwpK
    22. Posted by GwpK Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:12 pm EDT

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    That was a dumb article.
  23. Kid Fleetfoot
    23. Posted by Kid Fleetfoot Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:50 pm EDT

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    They're going to hire a WR named Wendy McDonald?
  24. Wingsfan2520
    24. Posted by Wingsfan2520 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:47 pm EDT

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    Nice MJ-Douche....
    I was the first to comment and when I check back to see what other people have said.... YOU TAKE ME OFF!!
    For everyone to know... I said this "Learn how to proof-read you fuking retard!"

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