That was Terrell Owens on SportsCenter this morning, repeatedly saying, "I don't," and "What part of 'I don't' don't you understand?" to questions that weren't audible. What follows is my best guess at the rest of the conversation.

Reporter: Terrell, do you have any comment as to why you were yelling at Andre Gurode?
Owens: I don't.
Reporter: Do you feel frustrated that you only caught four balls yesterday?
Owens: I don't.
Reporter: Do you have any intention of saying anything interesting about that football game?
Owens: I don't.
Reporter: So, um ... do you enjoy dressing like a jockey?
Owens: I don't.
Reporter: Then why do you look like you're about to hop on Tony Romo's back, whip him and call him Seabiscuit?
Owens: I don't.
Reporter: Yes you do. Is this your Halloween costume? Kanye West if he were a jockey? Do you intend to go trick-or-treating like this?
Owens: I don't.
Reporter: Do you have any hot tips on the Preakness?
Owens: I don't.
Reporter: Do you think Andre Gurode would look good in a lemon yellow v-neck sweater?
Owens: I don't.
Reporter: Is that why you were yelling at him? Do you think someone in a lemon yellow v-neck sweater can be just as good a person as you?
Owens: I don't.
Reporter: I'm not wearing a lemon yellow v-neck sweater. Do you think I can still be a good person?
Owens: I don't.
Reporter: Miles Austin and Patrick Crayton don't dress as stylishly as you, and Tony Romo still throws them the football. Do you deny that this makes you angry?
Owens: I don't.
Reporter: You don't deny it?
Owens: What part of "I don't" don't you understand?