Despite the fact that 75 percent of all pop artists on the planet own a piece of the team, the Miami Dolphins have apparently reached out to T-Pain to record a new song for the team. Madeleine Marr of the Miami Herald gives us a glimpse into T-Pain's vision:

Some original lyrics: "Miami has the Dolphins, the greatest football team. We take the ball from goal to goal like no one's ever seen. We're in the air, we're on the ground, we're always in control. And when you say Miami, you're talking Super Bowl!"

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's be a little more careful about how we throw around the term "original."

Apparently, there was a big party on Friday night to unveil the 2010 Dolphins cheerleaders calendar, and T-Pain emceed the event. He showed up, naturally, in a big red hearse that contained a coffin. There's also a note about how this fellow will be adding design touches to Land Shark Stadium. It really was quite the odd little article.