Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:35 pm EST
The folks from Bodog, www.BodogLife.com, were kind enough to pass on to me a list of Super Bowl prop bets, and I thought I'd share some of my favorites, as well as which way I'd lean in the betting. Not the betting of money, of course, as I'd never condone such a thing, but the betting of Skittles.
Yes, please consider all the numbers below to be an amount of Skittles. For example, if a bet is listed as -200, you'd have to lay 200 Skittles in order to win 100 Skittles. If a bet is listed as +150, the gambler would have to lay 100 Skittles to win 150 Skittles. Here we go.
How Many Times will NBC show Brenda Warner on TV during the Game?
Over/Under: 3½
I'd go under here, though considering recent developments, I don't mind telling you that I'm hoping for the over. And we won't have the same confusion we've had in previous years, where no one could tell if it was a shot of Brenda Warner or a shot of Cloris Leachman.
How many times will Al Michaels and John Madden reference Ben Roethlisberger as “Big Ben” during the Game.
Over/Under: 7½
I'm going under here, too. I think Al Michaels plays it by the book most of the time, and he'll just call him "Roethlisberger." Madden, too. It's the Super Bowl, they'll be paying particular attention to not showing partiality to either team.
Will Matt Millen pick the correct team to win the SB on the NBC Pregame?
Yes: -270
No: +210
Like everyone else, he's got about 50/50 shot, but you can get better than 50/50 money. I'd go with "No" and the +210.
How many food references will John Madden make during the game?
Over/Under: 1½
Take the over. One food reference is customary per Madden/Michaels broadcast in whatever city they happen to be in. Throw in the fact that it's the Super Bowl, perhaps the second-biggest eating day on the American calendar, and I think Madden gets two food references in.
Which Teams Cheerleaders will be shown more often on camera?
Pittsburgh: -175
Arizona: +135
I recommend betting your house (house of Skittles, of course) on the Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders AS QUICKLY AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE, since the Steelers don't even have cheerleaders.
Who will the MVP of the Game thank first?
God: 1/1
Teammates: 2/1
Family: 4/1
Coach: 7/1
Doesn't thank anyone: 3/1
Kurt Warner, of course, is a lock for God, and what were Ben Roethlisberger's first words after winning the AFC Championship game? "God is good." Even at 1/1, I think God is where you have to put your money here. Though, an interesting side question: Couldn't an atheist argue that that the options of "God" and "Doesn't thank anyone" are the same thing?
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Boldin - His own selfish egotistical Arse...
Warner - His old boss at the Piggly Wiggly
Polumalu - His Hairdresser
Ward - Plexico Burress
Big Ben - Association of Helmetless Cycle Riders Of America
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cards 35 steelers 15
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AH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Steelers 28-17
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Maybe thats why you suck as a "sports writer"
Also why do you not like money?
Maybe thats why you write articles on yahoo.
Why do you burn money in these tough times? Maybe you want some small CHAAANGE.
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"Couldn't an atheist argue that that the options of "God" and "Doesn't thank anyone" are the same thing?"
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Curt Warner will throw to Larry Fitzgerald? I will say over 10.
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Secondly, to the cute little bird supporters...they only played ONE game on the road. Third, they are playing the best defense in the NFL. Every year the Steelers lead in at least one defensive category. The Steelers are going to embarrass the St Louis...er...Chicago...er...Arizona Cardinals.
Just for the record, does anyone find it amusing that all but one bird has been eliminated from the playoffs/SB?
Steelers 35-3, with Warner being taken out during the second quarter with a compound fracture of the spirit and a deep ego bruise. Warner will have Harrison laying on him more than he's seen his female companion of choice. Troy will be running loops around the redbird's receivers. Ben will throw 3 touchdowns with over 350 yards passing, Ward will have eight or more catches, and Leftwich will likely get some playing time in the fourth.
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president bush did pay his income tax, and i did vote for him twice, talk about dumb, kool daddy really knows how to pickum doesn't he?
the arizona cardinals will win this one!!!!!!!!
a proud american in texas
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Pitts better than Carolina and Philly......Yea right! Pitt cannot stop Warner and their offense is average at best with Ben throwing 60 % of his passes up for grabs.
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Go Steelers..
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