January 31, 2008
Hotel rooms down here, from
what I understand, are absurdly expensive, even miles and miles
away from Phoenix.
Fortunately, one couple out there who needs money to "catch up on their bills" has a solution for you. From a Craigslist post, via Dan Lamothe's Eye on Foxborough:
WE WOULD BE WILLING TO ACCOMODATE UP TO 4 GUESTS AT THE RATE SHOWN PER NIGHT. HOUSE WOULD BE AVAILABKE FOR FRIDAY,SATURDAY,SUNDAY, AND MONDAY MORNING.
WE WOULD TAKE CARE OF ALL YOUR MEALS AND PROVIDE TRANSPORTATION TO AND FROM THE GAME. AS AN ADDED BONUS WE HAPPEN TO BE FRIENDS WITH A FEW VERY ATTRACTIVE STRIPPERS, WHO WOULD BE WILLING TO STOP BY AND TAKE CARE OF SOME OF YOUR ENTERTAINMENT NEEDS!!!!!!!!!
WE REALLY NEED THE MONEY, AND WOULD BEND OVER BACKWARDS TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR STAY IS A PLEASANT ONE. AND OUR FRIENDS MIGHT BE WILLING TOO DO THE SAME...
That sounds cool and everything; staying at a place where the strippers come visit you, and then bend over backwards to (I presume) shove some naughty body parts in your face ... but, you know, I don't want to brag, but my hotel has a free continental breakfast. Bagels, danishes, little boxes of cereal ... and that stuff's that's pretty awesome, too.
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