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Recently, the WWE had a big Singapore Cane match, which is not like a normal match. It's a special match where oiled-up shirtless men run around and hitting each other with sticks. It's particularly intense.

Shawne Merriman happened to be at ringside for the pier-sixer (©Gorilla Monsoon). Don't be fooled by the name. The match was in San Diego, as Singapore cane matches need not take place in Singapore. Watch as one of the mean shirtless people ends up accidentally hitting Merriman with a stick. Skip ahead to around the 3:15 mark, if you're so inclined.

Ooooh. LIGHTS OUT, BABY.

Can you imagine that? Of all the people sitting at ringside, it's the famous linebacker who some fellow accidentally hits with his stick. What terrible luck for Shawne Merriman! But really, it was good luck for the fans who are looking to get a little more out of their entertainment dollar. It wouldn't have been nearly as entertaining if the mean guy accidentally hit one of the anonymous people sitting near Merriman. I think it's great when things just happen to work out that way for the WWE.

Anyway, Merriman eventually got his revenge for getting hit with the stick, as one of the nice shirtless men (maybe he's someone Shawne Merriman goes to the gym with) handed him a stick so he could hit the mean shirtless man.

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  1. Bradley B
    1. Posted by Bradley B Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:03 pm EDT

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    hahahahahahahah he did the sack dance
  2. RFFL....
    2. Posted by RFFL.... Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:55 pm EDT

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    Yeah,like that s..t is real........
  3. Chrgr BD
    3. Posted by Chrgr BD Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:10 pm EDT

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    RFFL are we talking about Raider Fooball in general or????
  4. Chrgr BD
    4. Posted by Chrgr BD Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:10 pm EDT

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    is that all ya got Dicky Boy
  5. Jockman
    5. Posted by Jockman Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:05 pm EDT

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    Planned know way someguy gits hit with bamboo and dosen't press charges against Chavo
  6. sicksidesolja
    6. Posted by sicksidesolja Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    Look at all these HATERS!! Hating on the best linebacker in the NFL!!!Wish yall had him dont you!!!
  7. Caligiuri Fan
    7. Posted by Caligiuri Fan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    To "King of the HOOD"... well, duh.
  8. nate
    8. Posted by nate Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:34 pm EDT

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    come on merriman say it ain't so don't tell me your gettin mixed up in the wrestling thing
  9. J.J. W
    9. Posted by J.J. W Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:38 pm EDT

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    staged
  10. TheFabulousKenny
    10. Posted by TheFabulousKenny Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:02 pm EDT

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    MJD? Not the MJD from the old Prodigy days?
    Those were good times.
    TheFabulousKenny
  11. blueviper_lovemuffin
    11. Posted by blueviper_lovemuffin Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    Its not that he's getting into the "wrestling thing" as much as he is probably a WWE fan and worked something out with the "people upstairs" in both the Chargers and WWE organizations. Look up Killswitch Engage, sort of the same thing, people who like wrestling and have the $ help out because its a major hobby of theirs.
  12. blackxenos
    12. Posted by blackxenos Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    Good ball player, and yeah people would love to have him on their time (in the short term anyway), nothing wrong with him getting a cane juice ringside. Laid the smack down on that punk! But note to Shawn, don't waste your time or football legacy with wrestling bruh, go out as a football playa, feel me playa?
    Good linebacker.

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