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7. Thanksgiving football. No disrespect to the Pilgrims and Native Americans who sat down back in the day to share roasted turnips, but let's not kid ourselves: For all practical purposes, modern-day Thanksgiving is more about professional football than it is any symbolic gesture of shared face-stuffing. The NFL has claimed Thanksgiving as its own.

What this means, NFL fans, is that not only is Super Bowl Sunday a holiday in itself, but we've also pretty much taken over Thanksgiving, so we've got two major national holidays where we are actually expected to watch football. Yeah. Be jealous, fans of any other sport in the world.

6. "The League" on FX. From what I understand, "The League" is being drubbed in the ratings by infomercials for giant cupcake makers, and that's a shame. It's a funny show. It's not re-writing television history or anything, but it's funny, it's filthy and it revolves around fantasy football. What more could you ask for in a TV show?

Do me a favor, and go watch an episode or two for free on Hulu. At the very least, check out this 79-second clip (a naughty language warning applies for either link) demonstrating how a child's birthday party can actually be useful for fantasy football purposes.

5. Twitter. I know a lot of you hate Twitter. You think it's part of the dumbing down of America. You think it's for 13-year-old girls telling each other that they just saw Zac Efron in a magazine with his shirt off. You are wrong, and you are missing out.

Open up a Twitter account, and you can get updates from NFL writers, bloggers, reporters, rumor guys, beat reporters, players, official team websites, NFL employees and John Stamos. If you're ignoring it as a possible supplement to your NFL information stream, you're cheating only yourself.

4. Movin' the Chains. The entire SIRIUS NFL Radio channel is awesome, but this show in particular, every weekday from 3 pm - 7 pm ET, raises the bar for sports radio. I don't know if other guys just don't know as much, or they aren't willing to share as much, but Tim Ryan and Pat Kirwan bring the X's and O's like no one else. Listen to one show -- even one hour of one show -- and I promise you that when you're done, you'll know more about the game and the players who play it than you did before you started.

3. The quarterback play in '09. Good quarterback play is what makes the difference between okay games and great games, and the quarterback position right now is better and deeper today than it's ever been in NFL history. There's no doubt in my mind about that.

There are five guys right now with QB ratings over 100, and if that holds, it would be an NFL record. There are seven other guys with ratings over 90. Let's take a look at how that's progressed over the last 30 years. Ten years ago, we had one guy over 100 (Kurt Warner(notes)), and four others at 90 or better (Steve Beuerlein, Jeff George(notes), Peyton Manning(notes) and Brad Johnson(notes)). Twenty years ago, we had one guy over 100 (Joe Montana) and just two others over 90 (Boomer Esiason and Jim Everett). Thirty years ago, we had just one guy over 90 (Roger Staubach) and no one close to 100. Forty years ago, no one got out of the 80s.

We are witnessing the golden age of quarterbacking, right now. Breathe it in. It's the best time in history to be an NFL fan.

2. Rich Eisen and the NFL crew. The gold standard in sports is still Ernie Johnson and the TNT NBA crew, but if there's one group that comes close, it's Rich Eisen and the NFL Network gang. That's the best way I know how to compliment them.

They've got strong personalities in Michael Irvin, Deion Sanders and Warren Sapp(notes), and Eisen just knows how to pull it all together. He knows when to step into the background, when to rein in a conversation, and how to make the set feel like a group of knowledgeable cats just sitting around and talking about something they love. Of all the studio shows, the NFL Network's has the least ego, mugging for the cameras and artificial laughter. It's a breath of fresh air compared to the rest.

1. Today's mobile phone technology. I don't want to pimp for any particular phone company, and obviously, a lot of the phones today do a lot of the same things. But this is my first NFL season with an iPhone, and I'm finding it to be magical. I can do things from my phone that I wouldn't have thought possible even four or five years ago. It's truly baffling, and I'm not sure it's something that we, as a society, even deserve.

I can do all of the following: get constant live updates on my fantasy team, make last-minute lineup changes if I'm already at the bar and Chris Mortensen has some last-minute news, wager small amounts of candy on the outcomes of games, get any stat at any time, listen to radio broadcasts of games, actually watch games at a very acceptable level of quality with the DirecTV app, play Madden, and read the Twitter updates of dozens and dozens of NFL people I like and respect.

I made that list without even thinking about it. There has to be a dozen other useful NFL-related things you can do, too, many I probably don't even know about. I find it incredibly useful when I'm at a bar and sitting in front of eight televisions. Should I happen to get stranded away from televisions on some Sunday, I can't even imagine how useful I'd find it.

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  1. Will
    1. Posted by Will Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:39 am EST

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    Speaking of the age demographic for twitter users, there was a report on NPR a few weeks ago about the state and future of social networking. They were interviewing high schoolers and most of the talk revolved around facebook and myspace. When asked about twitter, the response was classic: "Nah, that's for old people."
  2. brian b
    2. Posted by brian b Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:03 am EST

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    Slap a beret on that float and it looks dead on MJD.
  3. squiggman63
    3. Posted by squiggman63 Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:37 am EST

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    The QB play this year has been exceptional, but I don't think it's only attributable to a more talented generation of players. The NFL has changed the rules of the game dramatically since the 60s and 70s.
    If the rules we have in place now - like CBs not being allowed to touch receivers after 5 yards and DTs being forbidden from mauling the QB - were in effect back then, guys like Roger Staubach and Bart Starr might've set some unbreakable records.
  4. brian b
    4. Posted by brian b Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:38 am EST

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    I'm old and I wouldn't even take a leak on twitter. Who cares what your doing? Best twitter message ever: I am currently on the can wiping my ass.
  5. Chris
    5. Posted by Chris Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:38 am EST

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    Antonio Gates on The League last week, in a hot tub...we know you liked that MJD...I kid I kid.
  6. Paul S
    6. Posted by Paul S Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:46 am EST

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    Last weeks episode of the League was hilarious.
    The first episode was great too, but I was starting to think that it was going downhill after a couple of mediocre episodes. I'm back on the bandwagon now though and would second MJD's recommendation.
  7. Incredibly_Disrespected
    7. Posted by Incredibly_Disrespected Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:47 am EST

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    I totally agree with you that "Movin' the Chains" is a very good show, Matt
  8. Tall John
    8. Posted by Tall John Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:15 pm EST

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    So the #1 NFL-related thing to give thanks to is a f*cken iPhone?... You seriously couldnt think of anything else for the #1 spot? MJD you had something goin... too bad your Perez Hilton-like blogging got the best of you!
  9. PleaseFireMJD
    9. Posted by PleaseFireMJD Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:21 pm EST

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    i know this is his personal opinion and all, but shouldnt "The quaterback play in '09" be the thing for which you are most thankful? It's the only thing that actually involves the physical act of playing football. If the QB play weakens, so would our feelings about the NFL in every other realm, right? That cell phone technology is only useful if you have something to talk about, and right now that "something" happens to be great QB play. If Rich Eisen died, the football world would manage. If Peyton Manning and Tom Brady died, the entire country would go into a deep depression. I dunno maybe that's just me.
  10. Don Squeek
    10. Posted by Don Squeek Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:32 pm EST

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    MJD best thing you said all year. The League is an awesome Show. Fantasy Fans should support it.
  11. Big Jim
    11. Posted by Big Jim Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:32 pm EST

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    2nd the Iphone comment. How did I live before i had one. And the Yahoo Football app is nice
  12. -SMASHMOUTH-
    12. Posted by -SMASHMOUTH- Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:50 pm EST

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    "The League" is beyond awesome.
  13. rbdal34
    13. Posted by rbdal34 Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:04 pm EST

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    I watched the pilot episode of The League. It was terribly unfunny. The only part that was funny was the guy's birthday song to the kids.
  14. josephhassert@...
    14. Posted by josephhassert@... Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:13 pm EST

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    try using your i phone in northwest wisconsin....bet u cant do all that stuff. well u can , but at dial up speed
  15. Jonathan C
    15. Posted by Jonathan C Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:27 pm EST

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    Nice post squiggman63 I agree if the QB's of today had to deal with the hard hits and CB coverage they had back in the day no one would have the QB ratings they do now. The NFL has changed from that run the ball down the other teams throat mentality to throw the ball deep if he catches it great if not you will most likely get a flag for pass interference or roughing the QB. The NFL is still the best sport in the USA but its gotten very soft.
  16. Dave P
    16. Posted by Dave P Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:30 pm EST

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    idiot!!
  17. Pack Attack
    17. Posted by Pack Attack Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:38 pm EST

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    Way to plug in the NFL network, twitter, and the Iphone, that nice wad of cash, looks good compared to a soul, for now
  18. NIKOLAITHECAT
    18. Posted by NIKOLAITHECAT Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:45 pm EST

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    Only a total moron like you would like the League. It shouldn't be anywhere near it is always in sunny in philly.
  19. Greg
    19. Posted by Greg Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:07 pm EST

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    Lets all be gratefull that Brett Favre came back this year.
  20. genoginoble
    20. Posted by genoginoble Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:17 pm EST

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    bbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttt fffffffffaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee iiiiiiissssss bbbbbbbbbaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk
  21. genoginoble
    21. Posted by genoginoble Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:19 pm EST

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    lets go nyg
  22. genoginoble
    22. Posted by genoginoble Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:22 pm EST

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    Alt nyg
    31 34
    wash 6 dallas7
  23. Phil T.
    23. Posted by Phil T. Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:24 pm EST

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    You're clueless. Just another flabby couch potato who never played who lives vicariously through the real players and think you're more masculine because you watch them. That's the reason you're a blogger, you can't play the game.
  24. genoginoble
    24. Posted by genoginoble Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:27 pm EST

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    Nyg vs den
  25. genoginoble
    25. Posted by genoginoble Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:30 pm EST

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    Oak vs dal

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