Our second consecutive story about the inappropriate spreading of bodily fluids features saliva, upgraded from urine just a little bit ago. And if you wanted to make your own assumptions about what Matt Leinart went on to do with these ladies after the pictures were taken, we could just go ahead and call this bodily-fluid day here at Shutdown Corner. Hopefully, no stories about Brian Urlacher's ear wax hit the wire before the day's over.

A fellow in Port Orchard, Washington took his daughters out to enjoy a fast food meal on Saturday. This fellow happened to be a Steelers fan, and was wearing Steelers gear, despite being in Seahawks country. He exchanged what he thought was some good-natured ribbing with the Seahawks fans who worked at the joint, but then soon found out that one employee didn't have a sense of humor about things.

The cook dropped a special ingredient into the guy's burger: A big, fat loogie:

From KOMOTV.com:

The 37-year-old told his daughters to stop eating, demanded a refund and called the restaurant's district manager.

A deputy was informed by the manager that the person responsible may be a 24-year-old South Kitsap man who was near his quitting time when the incident occurred.

Eventually, the man confessed to spitting in the 37-year-old's hamburger container to "gross him out ... because he was a Steelers fan," deputies said.

Yikes.

This guy didn't respond by offering to punch-a-size the guy's face (FOR FREE!), but he did call police. The unhygienic cook was booked into jail for 4th-degree assault, as well as possession of marijuana.

My hope is that Seahawks fans can eventually let go of Super Bowl XL, before someone drives to Pittsburgh and contiminates the city's entire water supply.

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