Report: Sims-Walker 'missed bed check,' if you catch my drift

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Right before kickoff on Sunday, the Jacksonville Jaguars announced that blossoming young receiver Mike Sims-Walker (notes) had been deactivated for the game against the Seahawks. At the time, no one knew why.

Now, we do, thanks to Michael C. Wright of the Florida Times-Union:

Sims-Walker missed bed check Friday night due to a visit with a female friend that went a little long, according to an NFL source, who described the situation by saying, "undefeated and untied."

HEY-O!

If I were Sims-Walker, I'd argue that I didn't miss bed check ... it's just that the team checked the wrong bed. Maybe it wouldn't have mattered, though. Perhaps head coach Jack Del Rio believes, like Mick, that women weaken legs.

The Jaguars went on to get clubbed by the Seahawks, 41-0. Of course, the presence of Sims-Walker wouldn't have made a 41-point difference, but you can't tell me that the Jags couldn't have used someone who knew how to score.

Gracias, Second-String Fullback.

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1. Posted by Alexander Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:58 am EDT
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I like you MJD. I do not know why people give you crap all the time. This was a decent story I think the Jags are a mess and just liquidate that franchise and have everyone else become signed by someone in free agency.
2. Posted by brian b Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:58 am EDT
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Crabs.
3. Posted by uberyook3j Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:02 am EDT
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It was his 3 gay lovers all reaming away in turn. f a g s.
4. Posted by wsoprocks Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:04 am EDT
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lol
5. Posted by mazzetti Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:33 am EDT
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the wit is always appreciated
6. Posted by H P Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:02 pm EDT
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damn, it must suck having to choose between getting a paycheck and getting laid, i think anyone would have taken his decision, and wouldn't most people say that have a little pop in their step the next day
7. Posted by H P Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:03 pm EDT
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okay alexander, this will be my last crack about mjd's stupid hat in his picture......for today
8. Posted by ao Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:10 pm EDT
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yea about the hat...
9. Posted by brian b Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:20 pm EDT
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HP. A Raider fan and a Bronco fan actually agree on something. MJD's hat is ridiculous. I give him props for not caving in and exchanging his beret for a cap. Lord knows he looks like Dr Evil without some type of head coverage so the beret is one step up from him going commando but still, a cap is where it is at.
10. Posted by Phil M Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:31 pm EDT
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brian, that isn't a beret genius...
11. Posted by Phil M Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:31 pm EDT
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brian, that isn't a beret genius...
12. Posted by brian b Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:38 pm EDT
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That's a beret my friend. What do you think it is?
13. Posted by PleaseFireMJD Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:53 pm EDT
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We give MJD crap because he sucks. I've seen comments structured better than MJD's blogs. The issue is that we read Yahoo! Sports and this is mostly what we get: crap. Thank God for Michael Silver.
14. Posted by John Mac Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:39 pm EDT
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Glad to see I wasn't the only one that got F-ed by this surprise benching
15. Posted by H P Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:49 pm EDT
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brian b, if you look close my picture is the bronco shaped into a donkey. i use it to talk sh@t to my denver friends in my FF league with my team name as the denver donkeys
yeah john i lost by one point and had this WR starting....I was very pissed off
16. Posted by AlbertR Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:03 pm EDT
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this is the best article i ever read on yahoo
17. Posted by Andrew S Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:12 pm EDT
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Next time he gets some ass, I hope it's not at the expense of fantasy owners.
And MJD, I think your blog is great.
18. Posted by Anton Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:15 pm EDT
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Jaguars' season might be over anyway - why not get it while you can.
19. Posted by Kevin M Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:30 pm EDT
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That is clearly not a beret... do I see a brim there?
What it is, is a fashionable piece of head apparrel. (sp?)
Anyway, whats with all the hating? If you don't like Yahoo! sports blogs why the HELL are you reading them?....
AND!@!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU COMMENTING ON THEM?
Find another way to channel your inner loathing towards your $hitty life.
20. Posted by J-Vas Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:53 pm EDT
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I guess he gave all the O-face away, I mean offense to the "young lady" the night before.
Can someone say "Office Space"
21. Posted by Skippy Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:49 pm EDT
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she had him tied to the bed..is that how i read that comment. you go msw
22. Posted by YGM Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:13 pm EDT
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jaguars are a mess. Go PATS
23. Posted by brian b Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:17 pm EDT
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Umm berets come brimless, basque style.
24. Posted by 777 Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:18 pm EDT
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Funny, but seriously what would you choose a days salary or ughhum?