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Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:31 am EDT

Randy Moss caught you a delicious bass

That might be the happiest man I've ever seen. It makes me want to drop everything, take up smoking, and go yank some giant fish out of the water.

But I lack a fishing pole, a boat and any discernible knowledge about how to, you know ... actually catch a fish. But I might put on some sunglasses and go get a fish sandwich later.

Gracias, Deadspin.

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  1. Damian D
    1. Posted by Damian D Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:34 pm EDT

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    What exactly is he smoking???
  2. sleeklink
    2. Posted by sleeklink Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:27 pm EDT

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    I'm sorry, nut this picture is awesome! Go get 24 Td's next year Randy!!
  3. sleeklink
    3. Posted by sleeklink Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:27 pm EDT

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    oops...."but" not "nut"
  4. Clay
    4. Posted by Clay Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:20 pm EDT

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    smokin' one of those cigars with the tip
  5. Lotus
    5. Posted by Lotus Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:57 pm EDT

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    Once again Moss shows his (b)ass to the public, like the mooning episode in Minnesota.
  6. M. Smith
    6. Posted by M. Smith Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:29 pm EDT

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    Nice to see a fellow fisherman.
  7. Steve-Ro
    7. Posted by Steve-Ro Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:29 pm EDT

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    Goes to prove that Moss can catch anything.
  8. Raider Fan
    8. Posted by Raider Fan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    Swisher Sweet w/tip! Great choice Randy! Nice fish. Have a great day!
  9. tomv
    9. Posted by tomv Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:51 pm EDT

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    #12 to #81 25 times this year! He's smoking a Black and Mild. Lotus seems to be envious I noticed, if you had a Bass like that you'd show it too!
  10. Lotus
    10. Posted by Lotus Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:57 pm EDT

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    Just injecting levity, killav. If I were envious then I would predict that he will flounder this coming season.
  11. D
    11. Posted by D Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    thats a pritty cheep rod and reel for a multi millionare lol hell of a fish though wher was he fishinfg ??
  12. tomv
    12. Posted by tomv Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:51 pm EDT

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    I also like the Army Pile Cap he's wearing!
  13. JohnnyFootballHero
    13. Posted by JohnnyFootballHero Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:57 pm EDT

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    what i'd really like to see is randy freestyle dancing to jamiroqui's canned heat...
  14. Johnny Appleseed
    14. Posted by Johnny Appleseed Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:39 pm EDT

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    So, Moss has a NASCAR team, and now possibly fishing? What's next, Moss takes over the Phoenix Coyotes?
  15. FairlyHonestBob
    15. Posted by FairlyHonestBob Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:28 pm EDT

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    The rod and reel are just for show. Brady went deep with the bass, and Moss caught it.
  16. Boo
    16. Posted by Boo Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:52 pm EDT

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    Nice Ftsh. Warming up on catching for next year!!!!!! VERY COOD
  17. Zack
    17. Posted by Zack Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:39 pm EDT

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    That "cigar with tip" would be a Black and Mild.
  18. Jayde L
    18. Posted by Jayde L Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    i love that man.
  19. Jayde L
    19. Posted by Jayde L Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    i love that man.
  20. Hambone
    20. Posted by Hambone Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    He's always been a fisherman. He grew up in WV, what else was he going to do?
  21. 619RAIDER
    21. Posted by 619RAIDER Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:44 pm EDT

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    I notice no sb ring!!!!!!!! ha ha 619raider.
  22. PATS52
    22. Posted by PATS52 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    Nice fish,large mouth bass about a 4-5 lbs,Yarmouth MA...
  23. sam spade
    23. Posted by sam spade Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:12 pm EDT

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    You know that Randy has re-rolled that one. I can smell it from here. Smells real funky.
  24. City 57
    24. Posted by City 57 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:39 pm EDT

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    Randy Moss is a better man than the average public and the talking head's on ESPN give's him credit 4. much love Randy; keep bangin n-----a.
  25. Miami 11-6 08 AFC East Division Champions
    25. Posted by Miami 11-6 08' AFC East Division Champions Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:49 pm EDT

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    Hey Randy....Leave them fish alone...

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