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Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:12 pm EST

Prepare yourselves for the Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen sex tape

By MJD

According to this video--and I'm not even prepared to deal with the ramifications of this--a Tom Brady/Gisele Bundchen sex tape might exist. Hoo boy.

From WBZ in Boston, via Yahoo! Sports:



In case you didn't catch his drift (nudge, nudge), when the guy says "hook up," he means, "have sex."

Obviously, I can't tell you if this tape really exists, but if it did, wouldn't it be ideal for you, Patriot fans? You could satisfy your latent desires to see what lurks under Tom Brady's uniform, but at the same time, it wouldn't be a threat to your masculinity, because you could tell everyone you were only watching because you wanted to see Gisele. Win-win.

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  1. Roy
    1. Posted by Roy Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT

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    hmmm...I wonder if this was secretly taped by Matt Walsh, or better yet, a minion of Eric Mangini. You know Man-Genius had to have developed some feelings for Mr. Brady while in NE.
  2. FairlyHonestBob
    2. Posted by FairlyHonestBob Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:28 pm EDT

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    The usual cheesy innuendo from MJD.
  3. Grinch
    3. Posted by Grinch Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:35 pm EDT

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    Obviously MJD is gay and has a thing for Tom Brady. Not that theirs anything wrong with that. I wish MJD realized that not everyone reading his sexually charged articles are adults! What a weirdo!
  4. unbelieveable
    4. Posted by unbelieveable Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:03 pm EDT

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    MJD
    Is there a deep psychological reason that you are compelled to include perverse sexual overtones when you pay Homage to the NFL? Or is it simple self-flagellation of your demented psyche? Perhaps you need an extended leave away from the job to satisfy your delusional, self-absorbed fantasies revealed in your "commentary" and to sort out your own shortcomings and issues. Put down your pen.
    You have no respect for yourself, which is fine, how you ever got published is an insult to the literary world. Not having any respect for the NFL and its players and fans is fine too, just not on a yahoo sports page for the NFL. Please, resign before mobs of people ask for your head... I'll be the first.
  5. m. e
    5. Posted by m. e Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    If ANYONE agrees that MJD is a disgrace and unbecoming of YAHOO, its' Subsidiaries, The NFL, Coaches, Players, Fans and Readers,
    Speak up! copy and paste this link:
    http://help.yahoo.com/l/us/yahoo/sports/forms_index.html
    Fill out the form for sports help under sports abuse and let them know that MJD should be banned form blogging or representing the NFL, YAHOO or any company with his tripe column.
  6. Jim
    6. Posted by Jim Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    "Is there a deep psychological reason that you are compelled to include perverse sexual overtones when you pay Homage to the NFL?"
    Is there any other way to pay homage to the NFL?
  7. MJD
    7. Posted by MJD Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:22 pm EDT

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    You guys are right, and I could use some help. Please tell me how to mention a post about a sex tape without mentioning sex. Thanks.
  8. Roy
    8. Posted by Roy Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT

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    "You guys are right, and I could use some help. Please tell me how to mention a post about a sex tape without mentioning sex. Thanks."
    Just use football euphemisms like:
    a) "Highlight film of Brady being sacked"
    b) "Clip of Brady lunging for a score"
    c) "Film study shows Brady has rare combintion of maturity, experience, and a quick release"
    and for you draftniks out there
    d) "NFL scouts note hitch in Brady's delivery to be a cause for concern"
  9. FairlyHonestBob
    9. Posted by FairlyHonestBob Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:28 pm EDT

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    Roy, Now THAT is funny.
  10. sam spade
    10. Posted by sam spade Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:12 pm EDT

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    Yahoo is skewing younger. They have been having finnacial difficulties. Now comes a possible merger with Time/Warner. Truth is for many of us MJD, Kelly Dwyer or KD and 'Duk' should be fired. They're all very poor. Hopefully, when their contracts run out Yahoo will do something else. Until continue to oppose and riducule them at every chance.
  11. sam spade
    11. Posted by sam spade Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:12 pm EDT

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    Is the word sycophant something you're familiar with? MJD is humorless and without portfolio. Can't defend itself in the blogisphere so surrogates do the heavy lifting. what a a punk, a sissy and a coward.
    My Summer's Eve is the the sun rising over Molokini. Hope to see you there one day
  12. sam spade
    12. Posted by sam spade Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:12 pm EDT

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    Ron have you and MJD exchange STD's.
  13. sam spade
    13. Posted by sam spade Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:12 pm EDT

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    Kelly Dwyer or KD has his butt buddies, too. they come out of the woodwork to defend him, too. Duk at least does not have a coven of young boys.
  14. ManGeniusJet
    14. Posted by ManGeniusJet Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:12 pm EDT

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    Please leave MGD alone he was experiencing a BrokeBack Moment! I'm sure the Jets can supply MJD with Plenty of unusual Brady videos!
  15. ralph e
    15. Posted by ralph e Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:27 pm EDT

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    Who the hell cares what Tom Brady is doing with is girlfriend!!
    wHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!
  16. michgzlr
    16. Posted by michgzlr Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 pm EDT

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    Sam
    Is the word douchebag something you're familiar with?
    Because you're a flaming one.
    You're out of your league. Stick to telling little kids there's no Easter Bunny and kicking stray puppies. Lonely old mental deficients such as yourself are too pissed off at life for the hand you've been dealt to offer any meaningful insight.
    Hugs and kisses,
    Sam Spade's Summer's Eve
  17. sam spade
    17. Posted by sam spade Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:12 pm EDT

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    Sonny, this is Rico. And if you were reading properly; you got to know that this is a well heeled old man. As far as douchedbag, I've been called everything but the child of God. So that's tame. i remember this guy who called me the N-word for about two weeks. Dude, it's beyond the Easter Bunny. I was one of those Da Vinci Code bloggers. I proved that there is no resurrection. Mandrake root; powerful anenesthic. it was applied by the soldier with water. he was never dead. Buy the tape from the Discovery Times Channel: The Complete Jesus. It'll blow your mind when the two English ladies tell you about the mandrake root and how Jesus was never dead. So you're not in my league, you don't want to do this with me.
    Ricardo Tubbs
  18. Banshee
    18. Posted by Banshee Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:13 pm EDT

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    I am in total agreement with Roy. Has anyone bothered to take the time to notice that after all the angst
    supposedly suffered by nearly every football "fan" outside of New England, all the Belicheat bullcrap, and
    all the allegations made in duress 'cause the po'boy felt he needed legal protectionthat, Matt Walsh and the other moron, Arlen Sphincter, have been non-entities since a week after the Super Bowl. If there is no proof, THERE is no FOUL, and the perpetrators of such unsupported diatribe should be held as accountable for their actions as those they sought to witch hunt. As I had said many times prior to today's Brady revelation, Put up or SHUT UP! Furthermore, if any Male, American or otherwise had a shot a Giselle and didn't pursue it, he's either dead or a member of Al-quaeda . I'd prefer him dead. Go America!
  19. sam spade
    19. Posted by sam spade Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:12 pm EDT

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    What about Ernie Andrews? He's supposed Belichick's right hand man and a person of interest this case. He supposedly knows all the secrets. will he act like Gregg anderson or Brian macnamee? Stay tuned, 'cause it is just beginning. the commisssioner has annoced tougher stands on chaeting. maybe he hoping that Arlen Spectre will go away.
  20. michgzlr
    20. Posted by michgzlr Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 pm EDT

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    Moe, this is Curly. My lithium is wearing off, the Viagra is kicking in and the latest issue of Sexy Grandmas just arrived in the mail, so I will be brief. I once met a Phillipino midget amputee on a booze cruise in Venice. He told me that brown cows give chocolate milk and it blew my mind. We then talked about the ability of ginseng to expand consciousness into Bea Arthur's nether regions, which I still have the videotape of and am willing to sell on the black market. Just remember, 80 is the new 65!
  21. sam spade
    21. Posted by sam spade Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:12 pm EDT

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    You just tapped out. Here's looking at you, kid.
  22. sam spade
    22. Posted by sam spade Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:12 pm EDT

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    The dark con of the sports fan: steriods, hgh? There is a new medical field called age management or anti-ageing. You start to die at about 35. So if you slow the process or manage it better then you'll have a better quality of life when you're old. So the cocktail, i take is Creatine, Ripped Fuel,an antibiotic and Vitamin C. In 1998, I knew that the media was wrong. I went to GNC. Ten years later, you wouldn't really be able to guess my age. Or my wife. It's the wave of the future. It does enhance performance in a complex sport. It only makes you normal. But normal has to be redefined in the 21st Century. is age a disease to be cured? I will make 100 years in great shape. Do that cardio!!! You'll live to at least 125 years. The same way, you'll just have better suppelments.
  23. sam spade
    23. Posted by sam spade Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:12 pm EDT

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    The dark con of the sports fan: steriods, hgh? There is a new medical field called age management or anti-ageing. You start to die at about 35. So if you slow the process or manage it better then you'll have a better quality of life when you're old. So the cocktail, i take is Creatine, Ripped Fuel,an antibiotic and Vitamin C. In 1998, I knew that the media was wrong. I went to GNC. Ten years later, you wouldn't really be able to guess my age. Or my wife. It's the wave of the future. It does enhance performance in a complex sport. It only makes you normal. But normal has to be redefined in the 21st Century. is age a disease to be cured? I will make 100 years in great shape. Do that cardio!!! You'll live to at least 125 years. The same way, you'll just have better suppelments.
  24. michgzlr
    24. Posted by michgzlr Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 pm EDT

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    Mental note: Creatine+Ripped fuel+antibiotics+vitamin C = Retarded Spammer deluded into believing he will live forever.
    Game Over Sam

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