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The NFL now allows individual teams to sell advertising space on their practice jerseys, and the Houston Texans have made it known that they'd like to take advantage of the new policy. For the right amount, a company could rent the space on Andre Johnson's(notes) chest while he practices.

One company has stepped up to the plate and made an offer. That company is Zero Tolerance Entertainment (that link goes to their Wikipedia entry, but there's still naughty language there), which makes and distributes hardcore pornography.

From what I've seen of their work, the name "Zero Tolerance" is a real misnomer, as most of the actresses in their films will actually tolerate quite a bit.

Why would a porno company need to advertise anyway? Doesn't porn sort of sell itself? It's not like a Swiffer WetJet, where you first have to convince someone that they need one. If someone needs some porn, they're already well aware of it.

And when picking out an adult movie, is the manufacturer of said video ever really a factor? I don't think anyone ever says, "Oh, this one's by Zero Tolerance, so you know it's good." Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think the production company ever enters into the rental or purchasing decision.

I don't expect that the Texans will take them up on their offer. There may be some unscrupulous, money-grubbing owners in the league, but I don't think anyone's going to take porno money. In terms of the negative attention it would attract, putting a pornography company on your jersey is only a step or two up from advertising for Bad News Kennelz.

Gracias, Pro Football Talk.

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  1. Hava
    1. Posted by Hava Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:25 pm EDT

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    Weird
  2. Simmsinns
    2. Posted by Simmsinns Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:26 pm EDT

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    If they're out bidding the competition, I don't see why they would turn them down.
    Ok, I know why, but I think it's a stupid reason.
  3. Will
    3. Posted by Will Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:34 pm EDT

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    Laughing about the picture you picked to go with this article...
  4. Don Juan D
    4. Posted by Don Juan D Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:53 pm EDT

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    You actually rent porn. How disgusting are you?
  5. Hitman
    5. Posted by Hitman Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:03 pm EDT

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    What in the hell is this world coming to?
  6. Brother None
    6. Posted by Brother None Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:17 pm EDT

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    What would be unscrupulous about selling jersey ad space to a porn company?
    Let's not try to be too hypocritical, people. There's nothing "unscrupulous, money-grubbing" about porn that doesn't apply to most other industries, nor would making an ad for something so widely used by "unscrupulous, money-grubbing".
    Also, MJD is clearly no porn connoisseur.
  7. casey l
    7. Posted by casey l Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:18 pm EDT

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    They did it so your dumb a$$ would blog it on yahoo and make them famous. God you're stupid.
  8. icethonk
    8. Posted by icethonk Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:30 pm EDT

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    Yes, the picture goes along nicely with the article. The porn should only be advertised on his number!
  9. enr p
    9. Posted by enr p Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:37 pm EDT

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    Ha ! Funny article MJD !
  10. enr p
    10. Posted by enr p Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:38 pm EDT

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    The pron should be advertised on the cheerleaders fat behind I think. (NOTHING SEXY ABOUT BIG-DEFENSIVE-O-LINE MEN)
  11. The Unsilent Majority
    11. Posted by The Unsilent Majority Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:58 pm EDT

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    No worse than all the MMA fighters with "CONDOMDEPOT.COM" on the ass of their shorts when they're fighting.
  12. Miss Ya Blue
    12. Posted by Miss Ya Blue Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:01 pm EDT

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    If you advertise porn on a wide receiver, you have to on your Tight End and Tail Back.
  13. Vincent S
    13. Posted by Vincent S Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:05 pm EDT

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    whats next porn cheerleaders? yes!!!!
  14. Purple And Gold Forever!
    14. Posted by Purple And Gold Forever! Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    Just from a practical standpoint, how many people are actually going to see any product advertised on a practice jersey of a football player? Although seeing Victoria's Secret, Ex-Lax, Viagra, or Preperation H across some linemen's chest would be good for a laugh. And if the idea catches on, some players are going to look like racing cars in NASCAR.
  15. Stephen D
    15. Posted by Stephen D Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    Even if the Texans wouldn't take their money, the classless Jets and Raiders will! How else will the Jets be able to afford Sanchez's paycheck?
  16. Stephen D
    16. Posted by Stephen D Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    Lets see:
    Jets - porn advert
    Viagra - Patriots (for their aging O line and defense. Also, it might help the messiah's knee)
    Lions - Ex-lax (so maybe they can get some lead out and win a game in 09
  17. bwgreen_bc
    17. Posted by bwgreen_bc Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:28 pm EDT

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    Daddy, can I have a Texans practice jersey for Xmas? you know - the ones that have the "zero tolerence" patch? Sure son, I'll buy you one and you can explain to all your Grade 4 buddies what this company means.
    Other than that, can't see any reason wrong with it. Not like it's promoting racist remarks against Natives, like that certain logo and nickname from that team located in Washington.....
  18. satans evil twin
    18. Posted by satans evil twin Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:33 pm EDT

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    I love it, this is how I financed my first restaurant, I was the caterer to the adult entertainment business in Dallas. Apparantly other chef/caterers were offended, what they failed to realize is this group has deep pockets and pays CASH. You don't have to buy their product, you just have to take their money.
  19. Mr. X
    19. Posted by Mr. X Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:43 pm EDT

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    I agree, this is just the porn productions way of staging some PUBLICITY .. great job! I guess I should make a "fake" bid and wait for my business to get the free publicity !
  20. Lord Calvert
    20. Posted by Lord Calvert Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    How soon we've forgotten Miracle Films and their catchy slogan, "If it's a good film, it's a Miracle!"
  21. Toeless_Joe_Jackson
    21. Posted by Toeless_Joe_Jackson Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:03 pm EDT

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    You would like the idea better if it were gay porn MJD.
  22. Sergio
    22. Posted by Sergio Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:27 pm EDT

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    they should advertise a good defense if they had one
  23. Dirty P
    23. Posted by Dirty P Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:09 pm EDT

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    actually sometimes the company does come into play, if I see Zero Tolerance I know that's good stuff!
  24. Chris M (2009 NBA CHAMPION LAKERS!)
    24. Posted by Chris M (2009 NBA CHAMPION LAKERS!) Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:11 pm EDT

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    Porn and football........pretty much what's on my mind 24/7!
  25. Jelly
    25. Posted by Jelly Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:21 pm EDT

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    How about having "Bang Bros." on your practice jersey? lmao

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