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Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:49 pm EDT

Photo essay: The NFL at the ESPYs

The ESPY Awards were presented and filmed last night, so that they can be televised on Sunday. I can't tell you who won what awards, and really, if you're the type of person who cares about who won what ESPY, you should probably get off of the internet and get back to your finger painting.

We do have some fantastic NFL-themed photos from last night's event, though, and it would be unfair to deprive you of them as well as Skeets' NBA-themed pics.

Hey there, sailor. Brady Quinn came straight to the ESPYs from his meeting at the local yacht club. It's just one of the many maritime activities enjoyed by Brady (warning: adult-themed picture at that link).

That's Terrell Owens with Kate Walsh, who is a pretty lady. Owens was very upset to learn later in the evening that Rajon Rondo stole his jacket.

She has nothing to do with the NFL, but that's Adriana Lima. Goodness gracious.

I don't know how to describe this look from Braylon Edwards. It's the undone-bowtie after party look, except it's on the pre-game red carpet, and it appears to be made of diamonds. This is not a look that I could pull off.

Justin Timberlake relives his last moment in the sporting spotlight. Justin, I don't know if you're going to continue that sort of behavior at the ESPYs, but if you are, could you please go find Adriana Lima? Thank you.

Baby blue sweater = Instant respect and credibility.

"Hey Brett. People getting sick of your act, too? I feel you."

For no particular reason ... Alan Thicke.

I'd like to think that Braylon Edwards and Antonio Cromartie heard yesterday about the NFL's new attempt to police gang signs being used by players, and one of them said, "Hey, let's just do random things with our hands and see if the commissioner tries to fine us."

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  1. Wolfie
    1. Posted by Wolfie Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    Is it just me or does she look to be , maybe, 12?
  2. jimmy in Va Beach
    2. Posted by jimmy in Va Beach Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    I thought she was 11!!!!
  3. Adequate Swag
    3. Posted by Adequate Swag Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:45 pm EDT

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    I can't believe Braylon skipped Costas Now for this!
  4. Andrew J
    4. Posted by Andrew J Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:47 pm EDT

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    Hey guys, check out this new spin on fantasy football, www.YOUbeQB.com
  5. chirpish
    5. Posted by chirpish Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT

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    lol at Edwards and Cromartie...
  6. chirpish
    6. Posted by chirpish Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT

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    But what I want to know is...what is that 12 year old's name and how do we get a hold of her?
  7. GOOD LUCK
    7. Posted by GOOD LUCK Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:19 pm EDT

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    Yeah she does look kind of young .But besides that the Browns are coming up Braylond, Brady, Kellen all representing on the fashion tip GO BROWNS.Like Prime time allways says you got to feel good to play good .
  8. GOOD LUCK
    8. Posted by GOOD LUCK Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:19 pm EDT

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    8 Dont hate apreciate!
  9. jimmy n
    9. Posted by jimmy n Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:39 pm EDT

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    Brady Quinn hook me up with one of those young girls you be having.
  10. Slick
    10. Posted by Slick Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    I think the girl with Brady Quinn is 12 years old. Look out for dateline Brady. And the hand signs that Braylon Edwards and Antonio Cromartie are flashing say that they will be doing sword fighting together.
  11. FairlyHonestBob
    11. Posted by FairlyHonestBob Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:28 pm EDT

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    Does she have a younger sister?
  12. Anton
    12. Posted by Anton Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:48 pm EDT

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    With the whole gang sign scrutiny now, Braylon and Cromartie's hands look lost. I'm betting Brady's girl is about 18 or younger, no more than 19.
  13. DodgerBlue
    13. Posted by DodgerBlue Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    "Where did you come from, a scotch ad?"
  14. lhendrix184
    14. Posted by lhendrix184 Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:50 pm EDT

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    Are Braylon and Antonio playing paper, rock, scissors?
  15. optimus b
    15. Posted by optimus b Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  16. optimus b
    16. Posted by optimus b Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    twins matt leinart and that inbred jimmy kimmel
  17. rightsaidfred
    17. Posted by rightsaidfred Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:38 pm EDT

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    Brady is a cradle robber for sure ( 12 years old).
  18. Fake Punt
    18. Posted by Fake Punt Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:59 pm EDT

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    #12 - before he was Jason Seaver, how can any forget his first show Thicke of the Night with regulars Richard Belzer, Arsenio Hall, Rick Ducommun, Charles Fleischer, Fred Willard and Wally George?
    #21 - Maybe she's only 10 in honor of Brady's number!
  19. scoobysnaks
    19. Posted by scoobysnaks Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:01 pm EDT

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    wow she is FLAT!!!
  20. rr1
    20. Posted by rr1 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:53 pm EDT

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    When he is done eating , there won't be anything left. "FRESH PEACHES"
  21. rr1
    21. Posted by rr1 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:53 pm EDT

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    pink snapper,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  22. rr1
    22. Posted by rr1 Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:53 pm EDT

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    She has puppy breath.....................
  23. Jim J
    23. Posted by Jim J Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:01 pm EDT

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    Brady could snap her in half like a twig...
  24. Richarddix
    24. Posted by Richarddix Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:44 pm EDT

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    Who said 'Blonds have more fun?'
  25. irishrule
    25. Posted by irishrule Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    Brady you can do better than that.Your not in Indiana anymore,step up the selection process

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