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Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:19 pm EDT

Pacman would still like to help you get a Hummer

A few weeks ago, we had video of Pacman Jones shooting a commercial for Camel Chevrolet Drivers Select alongside his friend and mentor, Deion Sanders. Today, via Deadspin, we have the finished product.

All this time has passed, and that was the best take they could get out of Pacman? My goodness. You can relax, Morgan Freeman. I don't think Pacman's going to be stealing any roles from you, anytime soon.

I'm pretty sure that there's better acting in every movie Pacman Jones has ever seen, and I say that with the belief that the only movies Pacman ever watches are released only in theatres that have private viewing booths.

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  1. .................................................!
    1. Posted by .................................................! Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:44 pm EDT

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    What ever happened to respecting the man's wishes and calling him Adam?
  2. Bill
    2. Posted by Bill Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:10 pm EDT

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    Wow... That was horrible.
  3. Older_than_Moses_Shaq
    3. Posted by Older_than_Moses_Shaq Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    I could use a good hum job, Pacman.
  4. killjoy
    4. Posted by killjoy Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:12 pm EDT

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    Given his love of the arts, and particularly the classier sort of dance millieu, here is some dialogue Pacman can master: Hey ho, hum
  5. duane r
    5. Posted by duane r Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:43 pm EDT

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    after he gets 25 INT's and runbacks 25 TD's for the dallascowboys this year.......you all will respect Mr. Jones
  6. Hitman
    6. Posted by Hitman Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    I will N-E-V-E-R respect this criminal.
  7. janet m
    7. Posted by janet m Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    After listening to him speak it is evident that school and academics were not his emphasis when he was in high school and college. If he has anything other than a room temperature IQ I would be surprised and he's only one more strip club incident away from being suspended again. Do we have a countdown?
  8. DUTY FIRST
    8. Posted by DUTY FIRST Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:40 pm EDT

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    Perfect Grammar, sounds like he attended D.I.S.D.!!!!!
  9. DUTY FIRST
    9. Posted by DUTY FIRST Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:40 pm EDT

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    Secondbaa Chancebaa WHAT????
  10. Michael IrishGreek-New Haven
    10. Posted by Michael IrishGreek-New Haven Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:20 pm EDT

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    How do they ever pick someone like Korn-"holer" for Monday Night football. In my 11 years in D.C. his column and articles made no sense and was a bombastic "all about me all about me" piece. Is it based on popularity polls or some marketing analysis? If so, are that many dumb people watching or are they equally befuddled or aggravated. Thanks for hearing me out.
    Committee to Dump Tony Korn-holer

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