Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:37 am EST
A couple of boys in the Pittsburgh area were involved in a friendly game of backyard football when the pigskin got away from them. It rolled down near a wooded area, and when one lad went to retrieve it, some grumpy, child-hating deer attacked him in a Joey Porter(notes)-like fit of rage.
Here's the news report from KDKA in Pittsburgh.
The kid only suffered a little bruising, and, as the video notes, he's fine now. In fact, I'd argue that he's even better than he was before, because now he knows he's got a friend that has his back.
Seriously, a nine-year-old boy picks up a stick and starts clubbing a crazed deer? That kid is awesome. He can be on my team any day. Bring the stick, young man. We've got a defensive line to get through.
Gracias, Second-String Fullback.
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On the other hand, sales of guns and ammunition have skyrocketed in Wintersville, and Sarah Palin has announced a visit to hold a news conference with the boys and announce a call to arms against all deer, everywhere..
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Hi mom!
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I wonder what NFL team could use that deer =)!!
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