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I miss Tony Kornheiser on Monday Night Football.

Those are words I never thought I'd write, but four weeks of listening to his replacement, Jon Gruden, has made me long for the days of the awkward comments, bad timing and non sequiturs that defined Kornheiser's three-year tenure in the MNF booth.

It's not that Gruden is worse than Kornheiser, because he isn't. Obviously Gruden knows a ton about football -- more than Kornheiser, or myself, or you could ever dream of knowing -- but he isn't yet able to channel his vast knowledge of the game into something palatable for a mass TV audience. At times he can be too wonky and pepper his monologues with so much jargon that it leaves the most knowledgeable of fans scratching their heads. At other points Gruden dumbs down his comments to such a degree that he's left speaking completely in cliche and trite hyperbole.

Here's an exmple of the latter from last night's Packers-Vikings game:

Jared Allen(notes) is having a career night. Earlier he just shows sheer relentlessness. His factor grade is off the charts. The man will not quit. He beats you with his stamina, his conditioning. He plays with great hands. But that motor never stops.

That's scintillating, insightful stuff.

Unlike Cris Collinsworth, Troy Aikman or Tim Ryan (my favorite NFL analysts), Gruden rarely says anything that good NFL fans haven't already noticed themselves. Sometimes he comes close (like when mentioning a team's zone blocking schemes or calling out defensive formations), but even when he does that he still bogs himself down with those tired platitudes.

None of this should come as a surprise, of course, since Gruden has been announcing games for exactly a month. ESPN thrust him into the most high-profile of jobs with next-to-no prior experience. A complete lack of preparation never stops television networks making announcing hires, even though it's a preposterous concept when you really think about it. Would an NFL team hire a coach with no experience? (Other than the Bucs, who replaced Gruden with a guy less qualified for that job than Gruden is for his.)

As I wrote in May when Gruden's hiring was announced:

Just because somebody is good at football doesn't mean they're qualified to talk about it on television. They're two different skill-sets. Newspapers don't hire athletes to write about sports because it's accepted that writing isn't easy. Bad writing is also instantly recognizable.

But, for some reason, television networks assume that clearly, accurately, cleverly and insightfully describing the action in a sporting event and disseminating that information to viewers of varying knowledge levels is so easy that somebody like Jon Gruden can dive right in without any problem.

It's still very early in Gruden's broadcasting career and each of the problems I've mentioned can be corrected upon and improved. (Although we're stuck with his gratin' Midwestern accent and annoyin' habit of droppin' "G"s.) But therein lies another issue: Will we even get to see the fruits of Gruden's broadcasting labors?

Nobody expects Gruden to stay in the booth for long. Most people have him pegged for an NFL (Washington, Dallas) or college (Notre Dame) job in 2010 or, at the latest, 2011. By the time Gruden improves (if he even does), he'll likely be on his way out the door.

Back to the inevitable Kornheiser-Gruden comparisons. On last night's live blog MJD said he'd rather listen to Gruden sing for three hours rather than have to endure another season of Kornheiser. I understand his point. My feeling, though, is that Kornheiser was hired to play a role. ESPN wanted him to be the jester of the MNF broadcast and, like him or not, that's what he did. The network hired Jon Gruden to be a top-notch analyst. Through one month of the season, he's far from one.

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  1. sam spade
    1. Posted by sam spade Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:54 pm EDT

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    I have to agree with you. I'm admittedly a Chucky hater but it seems to me that you have to be likable to be on TV. He's not that. His demeanor; his clothes, yuk. Don't they have a fashion coordinator for MNF? the picture you show tells everything. he's as ill suited for the job as Kornheiser. I don't miss Tony; but they should get someone else next year. He's terrible.
    This was an attempt by him to take John Madden's place. i guess it was an attempt to skew younger and come up with a John Madden for the next generation. same pedigree. Young Super Bowl winning coach who once coached the Oakland Raiders. It's DOA
  2. Kim H
    2. Posted by Kim H Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:59 pm EDT

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    John Gruden should trade places with Fox at carolina so carolina would at least have a chance......
  3. Will
    3. Posted by Will Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:59 pm EDT

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    I'm curious now... what has he said that fits "At times he can be too wonky and pepper his monologues with so much jargon that it leaves the most knowledgeable of fans scratching their heads"? I must have been reheating the nacho cheese at that point.
  4. james
    4. Posted by james Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:00 pm EDT

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    dude your an idiot, everyone I have talked to loves Gruden. They know football, you dont
  5. CONNIE
    5. Posted by CONNIE Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:01 pm EDT

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    Maybe gruden needs to drop some f-bombs in there to let him feel good. he is way better than korn-hole. anybody is better than korn-hole.
  6. Woody
    6. Posted by Woody Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:02 pm EDT

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    You've got to be kidding, Gruden is a lot better than loud-mouth "Jaws" who ought to be run out of the booth. The person(s) responsible for picking Jaws to be in the booth for MNF must have rocks in their head. Just about anyone who knows football as well as fans who gather in sports bars will tell you that Jaws needs to be shown the door before next season.
  7. JAYBO
    7. Posted by JAYBO Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:03 pm EDT

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    I'm glad Tony Kornheiser is gone. He didn't do anything for the broadcasts. John Gruden is a breath of fresh air. He's quick, funny, very knowledgable and just plain good. Watching him every week it seems like he's been on MNF for years! Once again, I enjoy watching MNF again.
  8. John
    8. Posted by John Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:05 pm EDT

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    I have to disagree with you folks. I like the fact that he is loaded with knowledge.....and doesn't dumb it down for the average guy. There's enough of that going on in broadcast already. I think if you took a look at his collegue's first few weeks in the industry, you'd find there were similar quirky likes and dislikes.
    He gets a thumbs up from this x-football player.
  9. andrei
    9. Posted by andrei Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:06 pm EDT

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    I disagree with the troy aikman bit. Aikman comes on, defends whichever qb is playing for 3 hrs no matter how badly he is playing, then comes off the air. Aikman adds very little for me.
  10. killer k
    10. Posted by killer k Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:06 pm EDT

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    I'll have to disagree! I like chucky on monday night and its not about what his clothing looks like,its about the game and he knows what the hell he is talking about.
  11. Tom
    11. Posted by Tom Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:07 pm EDT

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    Obviously Chris does not like Gruden. Chris...get a real job...Gruden will be back coaching when the other teams come to the realization that he is a better coach than most of the others in the NFL. I am not a Bucs fan or a Gruden fan, but facts is facts....
  12. Matty P
    12. Posted by Matty P Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:08 pm EDT

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    Best comment from Gruden came afetr the Sidney Rice recovered the secon onside kick. During the replay, Gruden said "And the Vikings set up a great wedge for Sidney Crosby". I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.
  13. brian b
    13. Posted by brian b Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:08 pm EDT

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    I don't know chase. I thought he was quite refreshing. My favorite part was when he stated that it was quite in the booth. He gave some good insight and I am far from a football expert and could understand him easily. He is way better than that washed up no named Ron Jaworski. It isn't 1972 anymore man, move on.
  14. Brad
    14. Posted by Brad Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:08 pm EDT

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    Mike Golic should take his spot.
  15. DamienW
    15. Posted by DamienW Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:08 pm EDT

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    I said this the first cast. My friends disagreed but after 3 weeks, they really wanna buy me a ticket so i can fly to the game, walk in the broadcasting booth and punch him right in his nose. During the game.
    Apparently I said I would that first, drunken night. i stand by that.
  16. brian b
    16. Posted by brian b Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:09 pm EDT

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    quite= quiet in the above post.
  17. David K
    17. Posted by David K Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:09 pm EDT

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    Gruden did well. Actually, I think he did better than the others present and the ones before on ESPN. If people do not know what a 'factor grade' is, then they can look it up on Yahoo! Besides, ESPN is better having someone who knows what they're talking about, instead of all their sources that give them the false info, like the every day hollow reports this past summer regarding Favre.
  18. Matt D
    18. Posted by Matt D Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:09 pm EDT

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    i liked gruden, he seemed to disappear at times, but as with all new things, itll take a little bit of time.
    as a saints fan, the next best news after we found out we got Gdub was that kornkob was leaving. talk about a man with no respect for anyone but the classic bandwagon teams.
  19. James J
    19. Posted by James J Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:09 pm EDT

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    jaws blows wieners
  20. The Sports Oddity
    20. Posted by The Sports Oddity Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:11 pm EDT

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    You Miss Kornhole..... I mean Kornheiser are you kiddin me. You obviously have pre-existing issues with Gruden because he seems to be going a great job if you ask me. The only problem that i have is that Jaws and Gruden sound alike and it's taken me a couple of games to know who's who when the camera is not on them. When does Gruden pepper his jargon with thing you don't understand. I've never been lost when he talks. Are you sure your a Sports Writer? Seems like you're just trying to force your May prediction into truth. Nice Try!
  21. elaine
    21. Posted by elaine Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:12 pm EDT

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    Just Shows Why The NFL is Becoming the No Fun League
  22. mikebbbq
    22. Posted by mikebbbq Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:12 pm EDT

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    Is this guy watching the same telecasts as the rest of us? Gruden is the most polished of the broadcasters in the whole crew!
  23. Thyler
    23. Posted by Thyler Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:13 pm EDT

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    At least he's not some douche sitting behind a computer hating on everyone for every little thing.
  24. Jonathan
    24. Posted by Jonathan Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:13 pm EDT

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    Chris Chase you are a complete moron. Gruden is so better than k-hole it's not even funny. Worst article you have ever written and you should apologize for this joke.
  25. Rickerus
    25. Posted by Rickerus Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:13 pm EDT

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    It's funny - I've actually been enjoying his perspective. I agree that he's not as polished as Aikman or Collinsworth, but he's a million times better than Kornheiser in my opinion. But then I also enjoyed Dennis Miller, so what do I know?

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