Shutdown Corner - NFL

Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:20 pm EDT

Jay Glazer cuts to the core of Pacman's soul

Or maybe it's the other way around. Maybe it took someone with Pacman's zest for life to finally find the soft, vulnerable underbelly of Jay Glazer. I don't know.

Either way, it's rare that an NFL writer will start a column by expressing a desire to choke an NFL player unconscious. But it's also rare that an NFL writer will ever write anything complimentary about Pacman Jones. I guess these are all things that make Jay Glazer special.

Glazer wrote a column yesterday afternoon about Pacman Jones and how, after spending time with Pacman on the set of Pros vs. Joes, he now really likes the guy. Here's a snippet:

... I came away hoping that the kid who seemed to "get it" in our few days together has turned the corner. He never once shied away and tried to say he did nothing wrong. To the contrary, he openly talked about how much he's screwed up and how he relished the chance to change and prove he has changed. I don't really know how I should feel about this.

"I got a little girl. I'm engaged now, so I have other things that interest me other than going to strip clubs, hanging out with 20 guys 'til four or five o'clock in the morning," Jones said in an exclusive interview. "I want to play football and you can't do those types of things with my lifestyle and all the controversy I've had."

We'll get to the rest of it in a minute, but if you don't mind, I'd like to talk for a minute about the notion that Pacman Jones is engaged.

I mean, I knew there are a lot of women out there with self-esteem problems, but that takes it to a whole new level, doesn't it?. Whose self-esteem is circling the drain to the point where it seems like a good idea to hitch their wagon to Pacman Jones? Whose life does that actually improve?

And how do you explain to your parents that you just decided to stick to Pacman Jones for better or for worse? Do you know what the "worse" involves with this fellow? Do you read a lot of newspapers, honey? I can't imagine being a father and having my little girl come home one day and say, "Daddy, I'm engaged to Pacman Jones!" I hope they'd at least postpone the wedding for a little bit after I wrapped my lips around the barrel of a shotgun.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand ... Pacman Jones's likeability. Jokes aside, I'm probably the wrong guy to ask about it, because I've always had a teeny tiny soft spot for Pacman. When he was in his prime with the Titans (and isn't it unbelievable that he's still only 25 years old?), I was president of the Pacman Jones on-the-field fan club. He shut down an entire side of the field, and was as dangerous as anyone else in the return game.

And I'm always holding out hope that a guy can get it turned around. I'm a bit of a sucker when it comes to things like that. I'd probably buy a Mike Tyson fight on pay-per-view tomorrow.

And about the fight that Pacman had with a Pros vs. Joes contestant? According to Glazer, it wasn't Pacman being quick to swing a fist, but instead was a well-crafted bit of showmanship that they almost begged him for.

At one point he got into a scuffle with a young man named Dan Adams. A nice little football fight. It was perfect TV. Folks, this was not Pacman being a knucklehead. This was Pacman giving us exactly what we were asking for. Maybe it was that little stint he did in pro wrestling but the kid understands what would makes good TV. Even after his little tussle, he gave my co-host Michael Strahan and me a little wink as if to say, "I promised you guys I'd make it good for you."

So there's at least one vote of confidence for Pacman, coming from a hardened NFL writer who's been around countless young athletes (and apparently, really wants to choke some of them). I don't see that as small thing. If he can change Glazer's mind, maybe there's some hope yet.

I'll be rooting for him. And it won't happen, but I wouldn't mind if Pacman's return to football respectability happened on my favorite team.

digg delicious
more

54 Comments

Post a Comment
  1. Hitman
    1. Posted by Hitman Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    MJD- I knew you were whack- put the crack pipe down and seek professional help. Feeling sorry and liking Thugman is akin to praising Hitler. You should be ashamed of yourself.
  2. The Thrilla in Vanilla
    2. Posted by The Thrilla in Vanilla Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:01 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    "I hope they'd at least postpone the wedding for a little bit after I wrapped my lips around the barrel of a shotgun."
    Not funny at all.
  3. mike
    3. Posted by mike Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:01 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    from profootballtalk.com.......
    HAS PACMAN FINALLY GROWN UP?
    Posted by Mike Florio on March 12, 2009, 9:23 a.m.
    We’re skeptical about this one, because it reminds us a lot of the stuff Brandon Marshall was saying in Hawaii last month, only a few weeks before his fourth arrest in less than three years.
    But our pal Jay Glazer of FOXSports.com seems to be of the opinion that cornerback Pacman Jones, who has been at the center of controversy from Morgantown to Nashville to Atlanta to Vegas to Dallas, might be turning the corner.
    Glazer recently conducted an “exclusive interview” (i.e., no one else cares to talk to the guy anymore) with Jones, and Glazer emerged with a far different view of the sixth overall pick in the 2005 draft.
    “I got a little girl,” Pacman said. “I’m engaged now, so I have other things that interest me other than going to [scrip] clubs, hanging out with 20 guys ’til four or five o’clock in the morning. I want to play football and you can’t do those types of things with my lifestyle and all the controversy I’ve had.”
    Glazer also tells the rest of the story as to the fight that Jones started during the recent taping of Spike TV’s Pros v. Joes, which Glazer co-hosts.
    “I asked him to play it up, pump up some trash talk with our Joes for some great TV,” Glazer writes. “He was fantastic, a natural with one-liners — the type of comedy you’d pay a two-drink minimum for in a comedy club.” [Editor’s note: Based on his alleged affinity for a certain type of cigarette, Pacman is a natural for the “Dave’s Not Here“ routine.]
    “At one point he got into a scuffle with a young man named Dan Adams,” Glazer says. “A nice little football fight. It was perfect TV. Folks, this was not Pacman being a knucklehead. This was Pacman giving us exactly what we were asking for. Maybe it was that little stint he did in pro wrestling but the kid understands what would makes good TV. Even after his little tussle, he gave my co-host Michael Strahan and me a little wink as if to say, ‘I promised you guys I’d make it good for you.’”
    Jones told Glazer that “a few” teams are interested in the man who was unceremoniously dumped by the Cowboys after a single season that featured a six-game suspension after Jones got into a fight with one of the men owner Jerry Jones was paying to keep Pacman out of trouble.
    But Jones refused to name the teams.
    Hey, maybe the Bills will sign him.
  4. mike
    4. Posted by mike Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:01 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    then this happened!!!!!
    PACMAN, STILL MAKING IT RAIN
    Posted by Mike Florio on March 12, 2009, 10:34 a.m.
    So much for the notion that Pacman has grown up.
    In response to our item regarding whether the oft-troubled cornerback has changed his life, a league source tells us that, in many respects, he’s still the same guy.
    Jones recently attended former teammate Marcus Spears’ birthday party, which was held at Buddha 9 in Dallas. (To illustrate just how far the mighty have fallen, Jones didn’t even make the publicized list of confirmed guests.)
    According to the source, “Jones made it rain with dollar bills.”
    Said the source: “All the other players there thought he was a complete idiot for doing it. It was a upscale bar/restaurant and he acted like it was a cheap Atlanta strip club. So, no, he hasn’t grown up.”
  5. Anrkist
    5. Posted by Anrkist Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    Gee thanks m.maddage... because I came here to read Florio.
  6. stan the man
    6. Posted by stan the man Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:01 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    Pacman just needs to settle down, quit smoking pot, and quit getting in fights, and he would be fine.
  7. houstonguy3
    7. Posted by houstonguy3 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:21 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    Anrkist, find a scroll bar, if you don't want to read a comment . It's really not that hard.
  8. Irish Bastard
    8. Posted by Irish Bastard Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:33 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    m.maddage - anyone who writes a page in a half on a post TWICE ! Has nothing to say even if its someone elses post.
    MJD - I dont think pacman still playes for WVU just to let you know, I think he played for Titians and Dallas ya think you could find a updated picture ?
    O and did anyone ask if Pacs girl was a stripper at one time ? If she was Im sure her parents wouldnt care about being engaged bc "HE WOULD MAKE IT RAIN " I do thuink his momma would be pissed bc her money train would of left the stationand mommas bling ,bling would be gone.
  9. getooffme
    9. Posted by getooffme Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:28 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    Wvu
  10. getooffme
    10. Posted by getooffme Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:28 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    1st page
  11. Eric
    11. Posted by Eric Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    I wouldnt call the guy Hitler but I think he needs to get on USAJOBS and not be given his fourth chance at the NFL...
    It is a privelidge and a honor to be in the league and if you cant act like it then you dont deserve to play or any articles about another chance...
  12. leeallen k
    12. Posted by leeallen k Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:54 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    come to the dolphins pacman. move your family to south florida, maybe boca or a nice place to send your kid to a good school in a good neighborhood. the tuna will help your image just like he does with everyone of his player that have bad issues( like t.o.). if you remember he kept the cowboys happy, didn't take crap from anyone and t.o. had one of the best seasons of his career under him (keyshon johnson is another example). the tuna runs a tight ship and pacman needs that person who will drive him to best he can be. if beasley on the heat can contain himself in south beach under the right guidence then maybe pacman can too.
  13. Jay A
    13. Posted by Jay A Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    is it just me or are MJD's articles annoying
  14. Scott E
    14. Posted by Scott E Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    It's amazing how hard some people have to struggle just to appear normal. I wish Mr. Jones the best, but I'm not holding my breath.
  15. Forty
    15. Posted by Forty Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:18 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    Here's a great idea.....let's all dog his fiance...whom we know nothing about. And while we are at it....lets dog his new born child out too...i mean we know nothing about these people but hey it seems like the right thing to do anyway....
  16. Steve
    16. Posted by Steve Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:49 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    Wasn't there a bevy of similar stories last year? About how Pacman had matured. And put the nonsense behind him? About how he took Deion Sanders' "camp" and "mentoring" to heart and was going to focus on football and not off-field distractions? About how the Cowboys were going to be the best thing for Pacman as he was going to rebound his entire career and make good on all that talent and potential?
    Yeah. How'd that work out?
    So why are we being fed the same lines of BS this time around? Even the boy who cried wolf wouldn't be gullible enough to believe this blog.
    What next, a blog about how T.O. is ready to put his past QB issues behind him and play nice with Trent Edwards?
  17. TPOD
    17. Posted by TPOD Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:54 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    "Feeling sorry and liking Thugman is akin to praising Hitler."
    I'm no fan of Jones in any respect; he should be pay damages to the bouncer who was paralzyed in the scrip' club he was at but last I checked Jones hadn't masterminded a plan for world domination and the extinction of an entire race of people.
  18. Kolton
    18. Posted by Kolton Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:57 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    fINALLY... sOME kINDA rESPECT fOR dUDE... eVEN iF iT iS jUST fROM sOME cOOL yAHOO sPORTS bLOGGER oR sOME pROS vS. jOES hOST/nFL wRITER... fACT iS, i cUT fOR dUDE, pERSONALLY... aND wOULDnT mIND sEEIN hIM bACK... aND dAT lAST iNCIDENT iN dALLAS wAS cOMPLETE b.S. hOW iN dA hELL u gOIN gIVE a gROWN mAN a bABY sITTER aND nOT eXPECT pROBLEMS... sMALL sITUATION bLOWN wAY dA hELL oUTTA pROPORTION... pOINT bLANK, lET dA mAN pLAY bALL...
    .:tHE:. iKON dONT sLEEP oN h-tOWN
  19. Shane
    19. Posted by Shane Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:16 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    It's hard to believe the guy after he's gotten chance after chance to "prove himself" to the fans and to the teams in the NFL. Maybe he has grown up.......maybe it's just another ploy to get on another team's roster. You can't fix stupid.
  20. Scott E
    20. Posted by Scott E Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    After countless arrests and altercations with all the trouble, suspensions, lost revenue and warnings he has received - what magically threw the switch to say that he now gets it? I lean toward it being an act and not true behavioral modification. Just a guess, but that's where I would put my money if I had to bet.
  21. JSN4theTide
    21. Posted by JSN4theTide Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:59 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    If OJ Simpson can get a girlfriend after murdering somebody, ANYBODY can get a girlfriend.
  22. James
    22. Posted by James Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    F**k stupid ass pacman! his brain is fried from smoking too much weed/crack!
  23. Grateful Fan
    23. Posted by Grateful Fan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    Jones doesn't seem to appreciate the talent the good Lord gave him. He has frittered it away through numerous problems of his own making. Even wild animals do not crap where they eat or sleep. The party that is the NFL should wake up and have the party crasher (Pacman) tossed out permanently.
  24. dale b
    24. Posted by dale b Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    wOW iKon...YoUr rEally AweSoMe fOr your KeWl WriTiNG StYLE......SO Egdey and GRoundBReAKing.....aND FYI.....noT SLEEPINg is BAD For YoUR HEalth.....your a clown!
  25. Neon Syrup
    25. Posted by Neon Syrup Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:43 pm EDT

    Report Abuse

    i love judging people i've never met based on mainstream media portrayals... its the american way

Shutdown Corner

Add to My Yahoo! RSS

MJD

Shutdown Corner is an NFL blog edited by Matthew J. Darnell. Email him, and follow him on Twitter.

Teams

Customize to follow news and rumors on your favorite teams. [ Sign in ]

Related Photo Gallery

Y! Sports Blogs

Shutdown Corner Recent Readers