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I mentioned earlier that T-Pain put together a new fan anthem for the Miami Dolphins, and thanks to With Leather, here it is. It's just as good as I imagined it to be.

Wow. Someone didn't get the memo.

That is absolutely brutal. I'm not recommending any sort of fan disloyalty here, but if they're planning on playing that after touchdowns, I'll completely understand if you want to disavow the Dolphins.

If I was a Dolphins fan, and I was taking in a game at Land Shark Stadium, and the Chad Pennington(notes) had the team in the red zone, I might be thinking to myself, "Dammit, don't score a touchdown here. It's not worth it."

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  1. DICK SMOTHERS
    1. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    Omg.....that was almost as gay as the ram's theme song from the 80's..."ram it."
  2. MASTER
    2. Posted by MASTER Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:18 pm EDT

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    Dam!...2nd again...I'll never be a winner. I SUCK!
  3. WesH
    3. Posted by WesH Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    I just hope Pennington isn't thinking the same thing.
  4. slider313
    4. Posted by slider313 Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

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    wow that was terrible. As a Jets fan I find it extra funny.
  5. attmhardy
    5. Posted by attmhardy Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:26 pm EDT

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    The woman with the pit stains rules
  6. jason c
    6. Posted by jason c Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:30 pm EDT

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    haha this is pretty terrible.
  7. tom b
    7. Posted by tom b Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    dont know whats worse the song or the dancing
  8. roman b
    8. Posted by roman b Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:37 pm EDT

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    Some songs do not to be remade and this is one of them and from a die hard dolfin fan please shoot this guy
  9. Tim Y
    9. Posted by Tim Y Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:40 pm EDT

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    Somewhere in there is a Big Tuna joke
  10. Chris
    10. Posted by Chris Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:40 pm EDT

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    I am a lifelong Dolphins fan and this song makes me want to vomit all over my Marino jersey.
  11. dermo
    11. Posted by dermo Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:41 pm EDT

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    i managed a full 31 seconds-then I could simply take no more of T-pain (badaboom!). Were there actual human beings involved in the creation of this "song" or was it a computer generated riff? If there was direct human involvement, those individuals have brought shame on themselves and their families
  12. vertskate900
    12. Posted by vertskate900 Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:44 pm EDT

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    2. Posted by Vertskate900 Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:18 pm EDT
    Dam!...2nd again...I'll never be a winner. I SUCK!
    Oh my! Looks like ULTRAMAN found time from his busy schedule of playing Dungeons & Dragons and rubbing his mom's feet, to try and impersonate me on a sports blog. Maybe next time he can impersonate a person with a job and do something with his life???
  13. keith k
    13. Posted by keith k Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:46 pm EDT

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    Umm, that's the exact same theme fight song we've bee singing in the orange bowl and joe robbie stadium for 25 years now...did ti really need a new artist to make it equally annoying?
  14. Paulino G
    14. Posted by Paulino G Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:47 pm EDT

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    simply sucks. NO NO NO NO NO!
  15. Paulino G
    15. Posted by Paulino G Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:47 pm EDT

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    T-pain??!??!?!? should be called in pain!
  16. Nicoya
    16. Posted by Nicoya Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:08 pm EDT

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    No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  17. Hoelzle
    17. Posted by Hoelzle Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:11 pm EDT

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    I'll take the pit-stained girl....and T-Pain -- on a mutha-f'n boat!
  18. Garrido
    18. Posted by Garrido Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:15 pm EDT

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    I have season tickets. 8 games of this garbage...
  19. King Fish
    19. Posted by King Fish Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:38 pm EDT

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    That was so BAD that I am ashamed that a Dolfan would come up with something like that. Let's just stick with what we've had for the last 40 years.
  20. brian b
    20. Posted by brian b Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:41 pm EDT

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    I thought Miami had fine chicks. Those girls are kinda horse faced.
  21. brian b
    21. Posted by brian b Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:47 pm EDT

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    lmao. Dude I just played the video and nearly pissed my pants. That was the saddest football song I have ever heard.
    Krush are you talking smack about Crazy George. Shame on you. Crazy George is a legend. He invented the wave.
  22. brian b
    22. Posted by brian b Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:53 pm EDT

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    Are they seriously going to play this song through out the year? That's f'ed up.
  23. brian b
    23. Posted by brian b Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:59 pm EDT

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    Wow that is actually the original Dolphin fight song just gayed out by T-pain. I thought he came up with the lyrics.
  24. david g
    24. Posted by david g Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:11 pm EDT

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    while that is not sonically acceptable, I did run a fact check on the song and it turns out... this guy know his S#@!. Who wants to talk superbowl?
  25. brian b
    25. Posted by brian b Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:26 pm EDT

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    T pain apparently wants a bunch of fugly white girls and a rather large black guy to sing about super bowl. sonically speaking. I think they are the only ones in all of America that want to talk about fins and superbowl in the same sentence. Oh and you too apparently.

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