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Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:58 am EDT

Has Tony Romo made an honest woman of Jessica Simpson?

By MJD

According to Jessica's mother, yes, the two are hitched. 

She was hounded by some paparazzi at a Chili's (note to aspiring young paparazzi: if you work hard enough, you too could one day enjoy a glamorous life of harassing the mother of someone famous at a chain restaurant) on Tuesday. This, from azcentral.com (via Sports by Brooks):

As Simpson and her mother Tina were leaving Chili's restaurant in Los Angeles Tuesday, Tina revealed that her 27-year-old daughter has secretly wed.

Asked if Simpson was planning to marry football star Tony Romo, whom she had been dating since last November, Tina laughed and responded to the inquiry, "Jessica is already married to Tony. What are you talking about?"

I don't know what she meant by that. Maybe it's true that they're hitched and managed to do it secretly.

Or maybe she's just jerking the chains of the people attempting to interrupt her delicious Kickin' Chicken entree. Maybe she meant that Tony and Jessica already have a bond as strong as a married couple. Maybe she was drunk.

Honestly, I couldn't care less if they were married, divorced, or physically welded together. But I will take advantage of most opportunities to post a picture of Jessica Simpson.

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  1. Koos
    1. Posted by Koos Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:53 pm EDT

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    Yeah, okay fine. But why THAT picture?
  2. MJD
    2. Posted by MJD Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:22 pm EDT

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    I have no good explanation.
  3. Forty
    3. Posted by Forty Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:18 pm EDT

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    Just wait...an eagles fan will be by shortly to say somthing idiotic....
  4. FairlyHonestBob
    4. Posted by FairlyHonestBob Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:28 pm EDT

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    Nice picture. It looks like Tony has been a bad boy again.
  5. hitmeagaindude
    5. Posted by hitmeagaindude Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    mbrooksbrown, were you one blog off or do you have Jessica confused Adam with the PAC? It is Romo and her business if they are married, bonded, or just enjoying the "privilege" of being friends. Everyone makes way too much a deal of it - I could care less if he were dating OJ Simpson (OK - that would deserve the critisism) as long as he does his job. Other than her publicist possibly helping the media know some of the juice, this should not be big news.
  6. johnnye m
    6. Posted by johnnye m Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:36 pm EDT

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    WOW. if that is true,if that is true just imagine the prenep. Just goes to what dimples,good smile, talent, patience and 69 mil gets you. Tabuloid-fuller here it comes. To bad they can never have a normal life. Boredom,budgets, bills, Walmart trips, movie rental weekends,flea market sales, and all those things life is really about. Good luck anyway..
  7. andrioss
    7. Posted by andrioss Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:54 pm EDT

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    When did Pacman become a HB? I thought he was a cornerback. Or is everyone else wrong?
  8. mugg
    8. Posted by mugg Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:14 pm EDT

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    pac man jones is a corner back. so i have no idea y that guys sayin he's a HB. he obvously doesn't kno his team all that well. and by the way barber sucks to.
  9. Kauz
    9. Posted by Kauz Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:02 pm EDT

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    This whole "Tonica" thing is painful. I hate Jessica Simpson. I love our quarterback (Cowboys fan) but put the 2 together and I get a serious case of the sh1ts. Throw in the possibility of Pacman joining the team I am hunched over puking shards of my own pancreas. Any talk of Ocho "Oh No" making his way to Dallas makes me want to take a hammer to my cubes. I have a had a freaking terrible offseason. Whew, luckily we have only about 3 million under the cap to spend. Please god...no trades.
    Oh and Mugg...Its so laughable that you say Barber sucks. The man runs over people without as much as breaking a sweat. Cowboy haters make me snicker. If he was on your team you would be singing his praises with a sweet Tenor melody, and if you say you wouldnt, you are a liar. Cheers!!
  10. Timothy D
    10. Posted by Timothy D Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:25 pm EDT

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    who cares?
    Tim
  11. Kauz
    11. Posted by Kauz Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:02 pm EDT

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    #14 if your going to spam the least you can do is learn better grammer.
  12. Hawk
    12. Posted by Hawk Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:05 pm EDT

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    You are an IDIOT.
  13. Barry B
    13. Posted by Barry B Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:19 pm EDT

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    Does it matter? Would getting married help Romo learn how not to choke in the playoffs?
  14. D
    14. Posted by D Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:38 pm EDT

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    just look at the picture and let Romo have some fun with that. who wouldn't?! definitely requires a prenup tho, it definitely ain't worth all that.
  15. Silver_Breeze
    15. Posted by Silver_Breeze Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:09 pm EDT

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    Well, that's the end of Tony Romo. He'll be more worried about who's pants his wife's hand is down that the game he is quarterbacking. Good bye Cowboys unless Jerry Jones can slap some sense into Romo's head and have dear Jessica followed by P.D.'s to keep her honest. She's gonna learn real quick who has the power and who doesn't in the NFL.
  16. DON,T BE WRONG!!
    16. Posted by DON,T BE WRONG!! Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:11 pm EDT

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    america need to get a life now
  17. M G
    17. Posted by M G Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:28 pm EDT

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    it's obvous num. 11 does,nt know football saying marion barber sucks.
  18. Steelerman
    18. Posted by Steelerman Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    If he marries Jessica will it help him hold on to the ball or throw better passes when needed? I think not so unless his marriage helps him on the field, then who really cares where he gets the mud for his turtle?
  19. Bugslapper
    19. Posted by Bugslapper Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:49 pm EDT

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    If the boys draft McFadden ...than I guess you can call McFaddens kids(four with 4 different mothers) JERRYS KIDS!! Pacman Jones, Tank Johnson, and now maybe McFadden...change that name to the COW-THUGS!!
  20. jim j
    20. Posted by jim j Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    Jones is a cornerback not a halfback, and Eagle fans could care less what Romo does with Simpson
  21. rando
    21. Posted by rando Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:29 pm EDT

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    let him marry she can heal his wounds when TUCK,OSI, MICHEAL,and THE BIG BAD BLUE knock the Dallas out of him. Go get pac Jerry you all deserve one another
  22. Oscar M Johnson Jr
    22. Posted by Oscar M Johnson Jr Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:45 pm EDT

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    All you guys that are downing Jessica Simpson would sweat in your pants to be with her for one night.
    Quit Haten
  23. Nunu
    23. Posted by Nunu Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:42 pm EDT

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    Honestly,I really think that even if they get married its not gonna help him on the field. I agree with steelerman. I mean either he's gonna have to quit playing football and get another job because there gonna end up having kids and Jessica is gonna need help with the kids but by then he will probley be already retired and probley got another job.Or he just might end up quiting football?
  24. WHITE SHOES JOHNSON
    24. Posted by WHITE SHOES JOHNSON Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:35 pm EDT

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    If they did get married good luck to him. Must be nice to go to bed with that every night. Either way we will kick their *%$ next year in the playoffs if their good enough to make it ....GO SAINTS GO!!!

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