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A division is only as strong as its weakest link -- or maybe that's a chain. Either way, it's tough to rank divisions that have a wide disparity between the best and the worst teams. Do you give more credit to a division with three solid teams or one with two great teams and two bad teams? In our eternal quest to perfect divisional rankings, today's list will break down each of the NFL's eight divisions into the two top teams and the two bottom teams. They will then be ranked accordingly.

1) NFC East (top) -- New York/Washington

The Giants have played five straight "big" games (Pittsburgh, Dallas, Philadelphia, Baltimore and Arizona) and rocked them all. Don't be surprised to see them come out flat against Washington this weekend. Frankly, given their sizable lead in the NFC, Tom Coughlin probably wouldn't even be too upset about it.

2) AFC South (top) -- Tennessee/Indianapolis

A No. 1 seed has been upset in the divisional playoffs in each of the past three seasons. Tennessee has all the trappings of the next 14-2 team to do the same.

3) NFC South (top) -- Tampa Bay/Carolina

I've gone back and forth on the NFC South this year, but after Atlanta's whooping of Carolina, I'm firmly entrenched in the "these teams aren't very good" camp. In big division games, one team always lays an egg. And the Bucs last four wins have come against teams with a combined 9-35 record. Their one loss during that stretch was to Brad Johnson and the Cowboys. On the bright side, whichever team wins the division will be in good shape for their first playoff game: The Bucs and Panthers are a combined 11-0 at home this year.

4) AFC North (top) -- Pittsburgh/Baltimore

On one hand, don't assign home-field to the Titans just yet, as Pittsburgh travels to Tennessee on December 21. On the other hand, the combined record of the teams Tennessee will face in their next three games is 8-24. The Steelers will likely need to hold serve until Week 16.

5) AFC East (top) -- New York/New England

It can't be stressed enough: The AFC East plays the NFC and AFC West this year, the two worst divisions (by far) in football. The 49ers should remember that before they give Matt Cassel $14 million to sign next March.

6) NFC East (bottom) -- Dallas/Philadelphia

Yet another reason why coaches shouldn't be GMs: Andy Reid the coach should have zero concern with salvaging any possible trade value Donovan McNabb might have. Andy Reid the GM totally has to concern himself with salvaging any possible trade value Donovan McNabb might have. If I was Daryl Johnston, here's where I'd say, "You talk about a conflict of interest," even though we had not been talking about said topic.

7) NFC North (top) -- Chicago/Green Bay

It sounds kooky, but I had a crazy thought last night during the Packers Monday night game: What if -- now, bear with me -- what if Green Bay had kept Brett Favre instead of Aaron Rodgers? I mean, Favre never would have had a three-interception game last night. The Packers would probably be 11-0 right now, right?

8) NFC South (bottom) -- Atlanta/New Orleans

Are the Saints better without Reggie Bush9) AFC East (bottom) -- Miami/Buffalo

Remember when the Dolphins passed on Drew Brees to sign Daunte Culpepper?

10) AFC West (top) -- Denver/San Diego

If anything, this placement is too generous. If Ed Hochuli doesn't blow that call, these two teams would be tied atop the AFC West with a 5-6 record. And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a tricycle, which Ed Hochuli would promptly try to benchpress.

11) AFC South (bottom) -- Jacksonville/Houston

David Garrard is 30. I don't know how old I thought he was, but it certainly didn't begin with a three.

12) NFC West (top) -- Arizona/San Francisco

Kurt Warner deserves all the praise he's getting and, at this point, would win the NFL MVP (which might be even more improbable than in 1999 when he won his first). However, let's not lose sight of the awesomeness of Anquan Boldin, who is putting up silly numbers after getting his face broken in Week 4. (On a pass that Kurt Warner doesn't get enough criticism for throwing.)

13) NFC North (bottom) -- Minnesota/Detroit

We'll get into this more on Thursday, but it would be a major mistake for the NFL to take the Thanksgiving game away from Detroit ... which is exactly why I expect Roger Goodell to do it.

14) AFC North (bottom) -- Cleveland/Cincinnati

At least Browns fans can take a break from their sports-related troubles tonight to watch LeBron play at Madison Square Garden, an event which is not disconcerting in the least.

15) NFC West (bottom) -- Seattle/St. Louis

These two teams account for five of the past six NFC West titles.

16) AFC West (bottom) -- Oakland/Kansas City

To paraphrase Bob Dylan, "All my powers of expression, and thoughts so sublime, could never do the ineptitude of the Raiders and Chiefs justice, in reason or rhyme."

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  1. Will
    1. Posted by Will Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

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    Ok, I'll bite. Twice.
    Why would it be a major mistake to take the Thanksgiving game away from Detroit?
    And, here's the softball, why do you expect Goodell to make (more?) major mistakes?
  2. SB 13
    2. Posted by SB 13 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    damn the west really stinks
  3. vc
    3. Posted by vc Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:32 pm EDT

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    I could very well be extremely dense, but I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic about Favre or not. Hmmm.
  4. Raider Fan
    4. Posted by Raider Fan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    Yep, the West really really stinks! If the Raiders go on a rampage for the rest of the year, they could end up in the playoffs. What kind of travesty would that be! Oh, I'd poop my pants!
  5. Raider Fan
    5. Posted by Raider Fan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    Oh yeah, one more thing, I think Al Davis is running for President in 2012!
  6. redskins4life
    6. Posted by redskins4life Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:21 pm EDT

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    Redskins boy redskins. For life. We got the best players in the league. But i really dont understand why they lost to dallas. I think they collapse in the 2nd half
  7. pewter big
    7. Posted by pewter big Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:49 pm EDT

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    what is the deal all this talk about teams that are fighting for one spot nfc south has the most evenly balanced win loss record and looks to
    possibly have 3 teams in the playoffs if the nfc east keeps knocking each other out
    go bucs first round bye. believe it when you see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    lets blog about this. on board since 76
  8. Dave P
    8. Posted by Dave P Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:30 pm EDT

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    fins going to win at least 4 more with they're schedule,have already split with bellacheats,whipped buff,and the jets have already peaked..go fins
  9. c4gr8time
    9. Posted by c4gr8time Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:16 pm EDT

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    OH man! are we ever going to get over the blame the ref game? Did Denver win because of a bad call? did the colts win because of bad calls? Lets face it the Chargers are not all they are made out to be, Dont look for excuses during lack luster play. Should there season ending record come with an astericks? come on let it go, play like you want to win, dont automatically think when you see the little yellow flag on the ground that it is a bad call.
  10. Vien W
    10. Posted by Vien W Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:33 pm EDT

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    why the hell are the packers over the vikings
  11. JOECVSR
    11. Posted by JOECVSR Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:38 pm EDT

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    As much as I hate the Gaints, I have to admit they are the best team in the NFL and they are going to win the Superbowl again. I hate this even more but i have to admit that the Gaints may keep this kind of game-play for the couple of years. One question, why isn't anyone talking about Arizona? I mean, they are now actually ranked at the top of NFC West (with San Francisco). Where did they come from?
  12. NICK D
    12. Posted by NICK D Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    mjd you're posts have gotten alot better over the last few months
  13. First L
    13. Posted by First L Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:38 pm EDT

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    I seriously doubt the Giants playing flat against Wash, The Skins are not that good of a team. Giants are going to roll over them like a bug on the road. These last few games are going to show which teams are for real & I don't think the Skins are one of them. The chargers are in a tailspin, it's going to be interesting to see which teams "get hot" in the home stretch. Don't count the Cowboys out,either.
  14. domenick2x
    14. Posted by domenick2x Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    I still don't understand the favoritism of giving DET and DALLAS Turkey Day games every year. I guess it's better now, with more teams playing on Thursdays overall... but historically, both teams had an advantage not on T-Day, but for the following game where they had a long week to prepare.
    Detroit, of course, never was able to parlay that into a playoff shot. Because they suck.
  15. Captain Flitzy
    15. Posted by Captain Flitzy Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:13 pm EDT

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    Whisenhunt didnt get enough criticism for letting warner air the ball out for no reason in a game that was over and done. dont blame warner for the throw, blame whisenhunt for the play call.
  16. d3jvfootball
    16. Posted by d3jvfootball Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:33 pm EDT

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    Ok, Domenick2x, but you know...they have a short week leading to the Thanksgiving Day game. And I'm sure that historically, like in 1949, Detroit killed teams coming off that long week.
    Dallas and Detroit have the games for a reason (they were the ones who offered to do it back in the day) and I for one like the tradition.
  17. GIANTS4EVER
    17. Posted by GIANTS4EVER Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:46 pm EDT

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    Whoever came up with the prediction that the Cardinals will beat the SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS was daydreaming including those so called experts.
  18. GIANTS4EVER
    18. Posted by GIANTS4EVER Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:46 pm EDT

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    As long as Norv Turner is the coach for the Bolts they're not going anywhere but golfing during the playoffs, and their main running back is gonna need more than chunky soup in order to make it to the big dance.
  19. GwpK
    19. Posted by GwpK Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:12 pm EDT

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    The west teams do stink. Better luck next year.
  20. bankshotbobby
    20. Posted by bankshotbobby Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:02 pm EDT

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    are the saints better without reggie bush? WHO CARES. is their offense really the problem?
  21. HERMEN M
    21. Posted by HERMEN M Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bears
  22. shudbfishing
    22. Posted by shudbfishing Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:21 pm EDT

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    why put the Vikings on the bottom, they have the same record as bears
  23. shudbfishing
    23. Posted by shudbfishing Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:21 pm EDT

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    why put the Vikings on the bottom, they have the same record as bears
  24. Charles
    24. Posted by Charles Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    my feelings exactly - the packers get 4 turn overs against the vikings in good field possition and still lost one word DEFENSE
  25. NFLRULZ
    25. Posted by NFLRULZ Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:53 pm EDT

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    Nick D, oh my lard did you fail middle school?? I didnt write this article, Chris Chase did. You forfeit life, you loser.

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