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I'm envious of the lives of NFL players in many ways. Being forced to allow some cruel, veteran jackal to have his way with my head, however, is not one of them.

In particular, I feel for #61, Greg Isdaner. Travis Bright, the gentleman with the "unicorn puff" got no bargain, either, as his new style is ridiculous and embarrassing. But Isdaner, the rookie free agent out of West Virginia, not only got ridiculous and embarrassing, but old, too.

This is the sprightly, youthful look Isdaner showed up with:

And again, this is today's carnage.

And he didn't make the video, but here's what they did to poor Pat McQuistan(notes):

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  1. dhuang333
    1. Posted by dhuang333 Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:00 pm EDT

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    haha nice!
  2. Isaac M
    2. Posted by Isaac M Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:11 pm EDT

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    This has to be against the Geneva Conventions.
  3. Mondo
    3. Posted by Mondo Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:12 pm EDT

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    it is Curly from the Three Stooges!
    Hey Moe!
  4. Coach Isiah Thompson
    4. Posted by Coach Isiah Thompson Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:12 pm EDT

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    When you do awful, awful things to the heads of rookies, it's very very dangerous because in the head is the brain!
  5. Hitman
    5. Posted by Hitman Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:31 pm EDT

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    Cowboys should be spending their time practicing football. Typical childish behavoir.
  6. Mike L
    6. Posted by Mike L Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:40 pm EDT

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    Thats Y they get beat by philly they do stupit stuff instead of playin football.
    Get redty to get beat cowgirls
  7. chaparro
    7. Posted by chaparro Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:17 pm EDT

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    No wonder Tony romo can't play... da cowgirls spend more time cutting hair than practicing
  8. the confident gentleman
    8. Posted by the confident gentleman Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:22 pm EDT

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    hhhahahahahah
  9. Sharon
    9. Posted by Sharon Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:24 pm EDT

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    I still love da Cowboys!! Have fun!!
  10. t_ring24
    10. Posted by t_ring24 Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:25 pm EDT

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    lmfao that last one is classic :D
  11. SoCalBrowns
    11. Posted by SoCalBrowns Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:25 pm EDT

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    Is that Ben Franklin?
  12. gigi
    12. Posted by gigi Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:26 pm EDT

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    Hey #6, you're right. They could have picked any team in the NFL to do this article, but they picked the Cowboys, America's Team. Hey # 7 and #8, crawl back in your holes and don't come out 'till December and your team is watching the playoffs on TV like the rest of us.
  13. Jonathan
    13. Posted by Jonathan Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:27 pm EDT

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    Thats aawesome~~~~~~~~ I'll try that hair cut.
  14. SK
    14. Posted by SK Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:27 pm EDT

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    Yeah im sure they skip practice to do this, you guys are idiots. I hate the cowboys as much as anybody but thats pretty lame to think this is taking away from football.
  15. Jonny L
    15. Posted by Jonny L Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:27 pm EDT

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    At least they get to have fun before their season goes down the drain again haha. Cowgirls suck @55
  16. Marcus S
    16. Posted by Marcus S Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:28 pm EDT

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    every team does this. lmao. why does yahoo always assume we want to hear about the cowboys, patriots, steelers, and giants?
    ugh.
  17. Soccerplaya727
    17. Posted by Soccerplaya727 Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:28 pm EDT

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    LMAO this is awesome i feel for the fat guy lol
  18. mojo
    18. Posted by mojo Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:28 pm EDT

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    he won't make the team! but he will make the hair club add when that $hit grows back! besides not a goood loook for a grown man anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  19. cowboywillie1989
    19. Posted by cowboywillie1989 Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:30 pm EDT

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    I understand hazin is fun, but I see why the Boys hadn't been to the superbowl since the Jimmy Johnson era, cause if he was still captain of the ship Jerry Jones sunk yrs ago, we'd be where the Pats are right now.
  20. steve
    20. Posted by steve Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:31 pm EDT

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    Say what you want about the Cowboys,(Im a Raider fan so I don't care about the Cowboys), But they do have a hell of a loyal fan base. When they suck their fans still will back them.
  21. Dewayne
    21. Posted by Dewayne Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:32 pm EDT

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    It's all in the spirit of football hazing, other teams probably do the same things only they don't publicize them.
  22. Mel D
    22. Posted by Mel D Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:35 pm EDT

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    They look like FOOLS!
  23. austinc
    23. Posted by austinc Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:36 pm EDT

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    Talk about a mullet!
  24. Triston
    24. Posted by Triston Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:37 pm EDT

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    hey king willie dont be talking i hate the cowboys and its true that they should be prac. football not cutting ppls hair
  25. doc_eeevil
    25. Posted by doc_eeevil Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:37 pm EDT

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    Glad to see that it is "in good fun". Usually hazings are very cruel.

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