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A few days ago, Andrew Dannehy of the Arcadia News-Leader wrote (ironically, in a column about the over-covering of the NFL) that Aaron Rogers, if he wants to be embraced at all by the fans of the Green Bay Packers, should cut his damn hippie hair.

The first step Aaron Rodgers must take if he’s going to replace Brett Favre is to cut his hair.

Not only does it look awful—and I do mean AWFUL—but he’s not going to endear himself in the heart of Green Bay Packer fans looking like a hippie.

If he doesn’t get his locks chopped, Packer fans should come to the games with “cut the mullet” signs.

Well, even though it wasn't quite a mullet that Rodgers was sporting (and fortunately, much research is available on this very internet), this fellow did get his wish. Myself, I'd hate to think that the people of Wisconsin would let their opinions of Rodgers be influenced by how he chooses to wear his hair, but what do I know? The Arcadia News-Leader has their finger on the pulse of the region much better than I do.

But the fellow did get his wish, and Rodgers did get his ears lowered.

Via Hashmarks:

"Just too much maintenance," Rodgers said Tuesday of this critical turn of events in Packers history.

Rodgers submitted to the whacking, in part, because of a wedding he attended last weekend, but he brushed off a local report that the wedding was his own. Displaying a sense of humor that indicated he is growing more comfortable by the minute, Rodgers suggested that the erroneous report could hurt him with the ladies of Wisconsin.

So rest easy, Green Bay. Aaron Rodgers now has the appropriate haircut to lead the Packers into the post-Favre era. And with that out of the way, we can get back to concentrating on important things like mustaches here, and not over-covering the NFL.

(Note: The picture on the right is Aaron's draft picture, but in the only newly-shorn pictures available, Rogers is wearing a helmet, so you don't get the full effect.)

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  1. Mr. Z
    1. Posted by Mr. Z Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:42 pm EDT

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    As long as he can play football, the people of Green Bay won't care how he wears his hair.
  2. Brendan
    2. Posted by Brendan Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:44 pm EDT

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    is it just me or is he changing his look to be more like a young brett farve?
  3. FairlyHonestBob
    3. Posted by FairlyHonestBob Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:28 pm EDT

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    Well, at least he doesn't look like Nicolas Cage in "Raising Arizona" anymore.
  4. mighty b
    4. Posted by mighty b Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:32 pm EDT

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    You guys would probably get alot more response to the blogs if you wrote them about something interesting....or at least titled them like they were:p
    Example...
    Peacenic turns Jarhead, By Boogar Almighty.....
  5. mighty b
    5. Posted by mighty b Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:32 pm EDT

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    Former tree-hugger Aaron Rodgers in an effort to lead the pack against the war on zone defense (wich is only used because non-packers hate the pack and the freedom of the passing attack they stand for) shed his lovely locks to achieve a more acceptable more jesus-esque persona as he prepares to take the helm.
    "We are at war! we've got to chuck it into the heart of the zone every play until the zonees see the error of their ways and embrace the freedom of the packers passing attack." said Rodgers shortly after his rebirth.
    When i asked what plan b was,if just chucking it didn't work,Rodgers replied "We are steadfast blah blah and have strong resolve blah blah blah stay the course!"
  6. mighty b
    6. Posted by mighty b Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:32 pm EDT

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    A former herald reporter in flowing robes with long hair named J.C. tried to ask how they could possibly declare war on a strategy,let alone a strategy that they themselves used. He was promptly shouted down by fellow reporter A.D. of Arcadia and told "You're either with us or against us you awful looking hippy"
    Rodgers went on to assure victory,boldly stating "you're all invited to the superbowl party scheduled for the end of the preseason where we'll unveil our "08-09 World Champions" banner.
  7. DDub
    7. Posted by DDub Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    "In this case study, we've covertly switched Green Bay's Aaron Rodgers with San Francisco's Alex Smith. Let's see what happens."
  8. montynjess
    8. Posted by montynjess Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:00 pm EDT

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    I'm from Wisconsin---Rodgers has some big shoes to fill. Hair or no hair...if he doesn't have an arm, none of it matters.
  9. Wild Bill
    9. Posted by Wild Bill Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:45 pm EDT

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    I dont think that A-Rog's hair should be an issue especially when you have Al Harris on your team.
    Aaron, if you want the long hair then keep it
  10. Dziner
    10. Posted by Dziner Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:47 pm EDT

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    much better to look at, thank you!! come on! lets keep it real us women love the eye candy as much as the guys! and favre filled that bill very well, so thanks for ditchin the shaggy rag aaron!! rrrrrrrrr!!!
  11. Jim T
    11. Posted by Jim T Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    Hair length? What moronism! How STUPID can anyone be? There are Hall of Fame and Championship quarterbacks with all manner of head hair. Any who care is a slobbermouthed redneck nitwit. As long as it doesn't get tied up in his ankles...I suppose some of these lardheaded bozos would like him bald like Kitna? Will that make him play better? All this conformal b.s. is less important than sock color. I doubt if Wisconsin is as idiotic and narrow-minded as this simpleton wants to pretend, and if we somehow ARE, well, then we belong in the toilet, the way Forrest Gregg took us there in the 80's. Bunch of demented Nazis!

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