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Trippin' Tuesday: JT's moves not moving NFL

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Jason Taylor nailed it again Monday night on "Dancing With The Stars," impressing the judges with his passable rendition of The Jive, a swing dance originated among African-Americans in the 1940s. He and partner Edyta Sliwinska received a score of 23 from the three judges, one of whom expressed amazement that someone as tall as the 6-foot-6 Taylor can move the way he does.

And, once again, Taylor's other would-be partner – the NFL's massive public relations and marketing machine – tripped over its two left feet.

Taylor, the Miami Dolphins' star defensive end, is giving the league the positive exposure most multibillion dollar conglomerates crave. In the wake of a miserable 2007 offseason dominated by the two-pronged PR nightmare of Michael Vick's dogfighting conviction and Pacman Jones' various legal entanglements, the NFL's reigning Man of the Year is ingratiating himself to more than 20 million viewers on a twice-weekly basis.

Given that many of those viewers are women and children who don't typically keep tabs on standout players for 1-15 football teams, this is the kind of crossover appeal that should have NFL executives doing jigs in the hallways of 280 Park Avenue in New York City.

Yet when I went to the league's website Monday, I couldn't find any sort of promotional support for Taylor on a night in which the viewers of America's second-most-watched television show would determine whether he (and the built-in positive publicity he generates) would stick around for another week. On the front of were photos of Eli Manning, Cedric Benson, and Ohio State linebacker Vernon Gholston – even a small one of Pacman – but there was no mention of Taylor, let alone a "Vote for JT" reminder with the accompanying 800 number.

When I expressed my opinion that Taylor was being under-promoted to Greg Aiello, the league's savvy senior vice president of public relations, he disagreed, saying that Taylor's appearances had received coverage from the NFL Network, and NFL Report newsletter. Aiello and another league official directed me to a 2½-week old video clip from the NFL Network (and available on the website) featuring a reasonably comprehensive interview with Taylor on his "Dancing" venture, complete with footage of him and Sliwinska rehearsing – and of Taylor and reporter Michelle Beisner doing a few steps.

On the Dolphins' website, there's a story about Taylor's standout effort on "Dancing" the previous week, when he was dubbed "The Mambo King" by judge Bruno Tonioli. But there's nothing encouraging Dolphins fans to vote for Taylor; no blog about his upcoming performance; no insider's glimpse into his experience.

Why isn't Taylor getting that kind of promotional love from his employer or the league as a whole? I have my theories:

• Football doesn't hype its stars: Unlike, say, the NBA, the NFL is all about furthering the league's brand without going out of its way to draw attention to the successful players. It takes a transcendent performer like Tom Brady or Peyton Manning to emerge from underneath the helmet and become a recognizable face, and Taylor is in the process of becoming the rare non-quarterback to accomplish that feat.

• The Tuna Factor: Bill Parcells, the Dolphins' recently hired executive vice president of football operations, isn't happy that the team's premier player has chosen dancing shoes over football cleats. Parcells would strongly prefer that the Mambo King morph into the Weight Room King and participate in the team's voluntary offseason workout program, and it chafes him that Taylor is blowing off the new sheriff. If Parcells had his way, Taylor would be voted off the show yesterday.

• The NFL isn't in touch with its feminine side: Most football people believe a locker-room leader like Taylor should have been sweating it out with his teammates in March, and the sight of him wearing a pink tutu (in the season premiere) was too much for them to process. It isn't like Taylor's appearing on "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy," but to many NFL types, it's the same thing.

• Network politics: "Dancing With The Stars" airs on ABC, which is owned by Disney, which owns ESPN, which pays a ton of money to televise NFL games. But NBC, FOX and CBS also pay copious amounts of cash for the same privilege, and the overt plugging of an ABC show might offend the people who run those networks. Yes, it's a silly way to think, but when you're talking about network deals that exceed $1 billion, paranoia tends to come with the package.

I'm not mad that the NFL isn't getting behind Taylor's quest to increase his profile; I'm just somewhat amazed. In this case, what's good for him should be good for the league. When Taylor, on the strength of his charitable endeavors, won the Walter Payton NFL Man of the Year award earlier this year, commissioner Roger Goodell wisely chose to have it announced on live television just before the start of Super Bowl XLII, with the whole world watching.

Now, in a development that should warm Goodell's heart, the good people of "Dancing With The Stars" keep reminding us of that distinction. It's one of the reasons Taylor is enjoying rampant popularity in circles where he was virtually anonymous a few weeks ago.

Everywhere I go, from the elementary school blacktop to the youth soccer fields (yes, I live an exciting offseason), I get asked by women and children, "Do you know Jason Taylor? What's he really like?"

"He's not shy," I tell them.

But for some strange reason, the NFL is.


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