In the TV-PG era of the WWE, heel wrestlers have a great deal of difficulty truly getting over. However, Damien Sandow has successfully aggravated fans with a number of derogatory promos and a vicious attack on Brodus Clay. Sandow sees it as his mission to eradicate foolishness from the WWE and add sophistication to our lives.
Take a closer look at the top five things for Damien Sandow to eradicate from the WWE.
5. Alberto Del Rio's cars
I realize that as long as Alberto Del Rio and Damien Sandow are both heels this will never happen. But WWE fans are getting tired of Del Rio driving to the entrance ramp every week in an expensive rental car. Hopefully, Sheamus eradicated this tired gimmick with his joy ride through San Antonio on the August 6 edition of Raw.
4. Zack Ryder
Damien Sandow has also targeted WWE fans' social media addiction in his promos. No WWE wrestler combines social media and foolishness more than Zack Ryder. In the near future, Sandow may crash the "Z! True Long Island Story" YouTube show and leave Ryder chanting, "Ow! Ow! Ow!" instead of "Woo! Woo! Woo!"
3. Santino Marella's "Cobra"
For some reason, certain WWE wrestlers' signature moves irritate me. I have cringed at the "worm," the "619," and the "five knuckle shuffle" for years. But the worst finisher in WWE history has to the "cobra." I would love to see Damien Sandow grab Marella's ridiculous cobra arm sleeve and tear it up into dozens of pieces.
2. Little Jimmy
Unlike most of the wrestlers and gimmicks on this list, I am a huge R Truth fan. He is hilarious and is probably the only WWE wrestler who could make an imaginary friend funny. However, Little Jimmy epitomizes the foolishness of the WWE. Damien Sandow could annihilate Little Jimmy without fear of upsetting fans because he's invisible.
If Damien Sandow is reading this, I sincerely hope he puts Hornswoggle at the top of his eradication list. I don't know how much more of Hornswoggle I can take. I have nothing against the vertically challenged WWE wrestler personally. But his character infuriates me. If Sandow rids the WWE of Hornswoggle, I may even grow a beard in his honor.
The Miz, Ricardo Rodriguez, Sakamoto, A.W.'s live mic
Patrick Michael lives in New Orleans and has always been a big fan of pro wrestling. Patrick's favorite wrestling promotion was Mid-South Wrestling back in the 1980s. Patrick's favorite wrestling angle of all-time was the NWO and his favorite wrestler was Roddy Piper. Follow Patrick Michael on Twitter at patmichael84.
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