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Team North America: Declare your allegiance to TNA, puckheads! (Video)

TORONTO – The moment the World Cup of Hockey began, the hockey world was split in two.

On the one side, you had Team North America, the under-23 bad-asses who have turned the sport on its head with their blazing speed, offensive creativity, dangerously irresponsible outlet passes and stylish uniforms.

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On the other side, you had everyone else. In TNAtion, we affectionately call them GIANT STUPID LOSERS.

Are you a member of the TNArmy? Are you a proud, documented member of TNAtion? If so, then you probably have one question to ask our Princes of Puck, our Lads of Lamp-Lightning, our Sons of Slapshots:

PLEASE tell us you’re not going to lay down for either Canada or the U.S. in the elimination rounds to allow your elders to win the World Cup?

Puck Daddy’s Greg Wyshynski asked Aaron Ekblad of the Florida Panthers, Seth Jones of the Columbus Blue Jackets and Johnny Gaudreau of the Calgary Flames that very thing. To find out if they are, in fact, TNA 4 Life.