This is pretty tame for Steve Ballmer, but still.
New Clippers owner/Microsoft executive/person-who-is-not-Donald-Sterling Steve Ballmer turns up. Steve Ballmer's history of turning up is well documented. It's strange to say, but Ballmer's whooping, stomping, high-fiving interaction with fans at Monday's Clippers rally was pretty tame for him:
Ballmer has basically been screaming for 15 minutes....fans standing and screaming back...never seen anything like this— Bill Plaschke (@BillPlaschke) August 18, 2014
He also pulled had a sort of "not four, not five" moment of his own:
Ballmer: "I'll boldly say the Clippers will win MANY, MANY, MANY more Larry's in the next 26 years than over the past 26 years!"— Jovan Buha (@jovanbuha) August 18, 2014
Aaaaaaand he gave out his email address:
Ballmer just gave everyone his email address... Sballmer@clippers.com— Jill Painter Lopez (@jillpainter) August 18, 2014
I obviously got in touch:
So did Brian Floyd:
I'll let you know if we hear back. I'm not expecting anything until the stimulants wash out of Ballmer's system, but I encourage you to try as well.