Barack Obama Dashes the Only Hope We Have Left, Swears "Michelle Will Never Run for Office"
President Barack Obama, who's already made me weep over a dozen times over the last three weeks, has given me (and you, probably) a new reason to sob.
"Michelle will never run for office," he said in an interview with Rolling Stone held the day after the presidential election.
"She is as talented as person as I know," he continued. "You can see the incredible resonance she has with the American people. But I joke that she's too sensible to want to be in politics."
Given our current predicament, sensible sounds very good right now! Make America Sensible Again! Make America Michellica! Help, Michelle! Help!
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