David Peralta has got MOVES.
Who says rain delays are boring? http://t.co/3ic4jBH63q— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) August 13, 2014
Notice how entranced they are with his moves. Notice how Peralta seamlessly transitions from pretty harmless above-the-head moves to some downright dirty butt-wiggling. Clearly, the other 22 players on the roster knew the danger of Peralta's moves and got out of Dodge, realizing that Peralta's dancing would not only shatter their confidence, but also permanently distract them as they lost any ability to focus on things besides Peralta's moves, like baseball.
You knew there was literally only one possible option here, right?
- Arizona Diamondbacks
- David Peralta