Mon Mar 29 09:04pm EDT
Because I know that you, my cherished readers, can never get enough Tebow, here's Florida's golden child doing what he does best at a public appearance in Palm Beach last Saturday: Instilling random joy in complete strangers. Warning, guys -- much high-pitched shrieking ensues:
Credit the anonymous groom-to-be's confidence here: He has nothing to worry about from Tebow, of course, but given Tebow's usual effect on women, there's a better than 50:50 chance that any girl in his immediate proximity who suddenly sees the soon-to-be millionaire humanitarian quarterback holding that ring in front of her face is going to jump him and hang the schlubby law-schooler out to dry right there on stage. That's how you know she's for real, dude.