February 25, 2010
Towering Arkansas quarterback Ryan Mallett is a former five-star recruit, an All-SEC passer, a possible Heisman candidate and a future first-round draft pick -- in almost every sense, literally a Big Man On Campus. So how is the star QB getting around since breaking his foot last week in conditioning drills? According to local news footage, by ridin' dirty on what appears to be the human version of a dog wheelchair:
We all sympathize with Mallett's pain, of course, but ex-Razorback star Darren McFadden and his pimped-out HogMobile have no choice to withdraw all donations to the university until proper balla etiquette has been restored. How the might have fallen (or gingerly kneeled, as the case may be).