April 20, 2010
At age 65, the Ball Coach says he feels better than he did when he was an NFL quarterback at 25 -- leaving the head-banging world of the NFL for the job security and certain Hall-of-Fame status that comes with winning six SEC championships and a national title will do that for a guy -- and I'll admit it: With his regular workout regimen, Spurrier probably looks better without a shirt on today than your humble, pale, desk-bound blogger does at less than half his age.
No, no. On second thought, I take that back.
• "My first social security check is going to be this big!"
• "I could have never lifted this invisible Coaches' Trophy 20 years ago."
• "Hit me. I want you to."
• "Ladies, your panties are cleared for landing."
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