November 03, 2009
Tim Floyd currently has a lot of free time. How does he spend it? Apparently by roaming the land, seeking out catfights at casinos, and promptly mediating the situations:
Look at Coach Floyd! He just slowly wades into the morass, oblivious, unflinching, scared of nothing -- not even a leopard-print-wearing female's attempts to bash him in the back of the head with a plastic chair. And before you know it, the chairs are set down, the scratches are unscratched, and the cheap hair extensions are released. Is Tim Floyd a hero? He'd never say so. But by golly, if that's not a hero, I don't know what a hero is anymore.
(HT: Herm's Perm)