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They say, desperate times call for desperate measures, which explains why Hornets' fans have folded up their Eva cutouts and retired the Charleston dance move. Yes, it's time to get serious about distracting San Antonio at the free throw line, people. It's time for ... SHIRTLESS PEJA!

Hilarious stuff. Props to Dunk On U for the Photoshop magic, and to Dime for infiltrating my RSS reader.

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It's the talk of Water Cooler town this morning: Robert Horry's dubious shot/pick to David West's hurting back. There's much debate as to whether or not Horry's hit was a fair, clean play, or if it was a malicious Big Shot Bob cheap shot, so let's go to the replay:

This is a tough one to call, but after some deliberation, I've got to side with Ron Hitley at Hornets 24/7 — Horry wasn't intentionally trying to injure West.  If you look, Horry is already setting the pick before West jumps back into him while leaping for the pass. Did Horry throw his hands a little high and lean into it more than he may have needed to? Sure, maybe. But, like Hitley says, "Horry would have to be some kind of speedy diabolical genius" to see an opportunity to hurt West and act that quick on it.

But what do you think? Let's hear your thoughts.

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Scanning the blogs and beats following the Spurs' 99-80 win over the Hornets in Game 6 of the Western Conference Semifinals ...

Mike Monroe, SA Express-News: "Spurs coach Gregg Popovich turned around the Spurs’ fortunes in Game 3 of their Wesern Conference semifinals series against the New Orleans Hornets by reinserting an Argentine into his starting lineup. He now is 2 for 2 with reinstated Argentine starters. Fabricio Oberto (pictured right), a teammate of Manu Ginobili’s on the defending Olympic champion Argentine national team, on Thursday replaced Kurt Thomas, who had started at center in the first five games."

Hornets 24/7: "Three main things cost us the game tonight. First was San Antonio's three-point shooting. They were 11-of-21 from deep, with Manu Ginobili connecting on 6-of-9. The majority of those makes were wide open looks, and that was mostly due to excessive double teams on Duncan. I thought we established in Game 5 that Tyson can do a pretty good job guarding Timmy one-on-one, but for whatever reason the Hornets didn't believe in that strategy tonight, and guys like Ginobili and Udoka took advantage of the extra space to line up and knock down the long bombs."

At The Hive: "... then there was the Robert Horry play: I believe it was totally 100% intentional. I believe it was a malicious play. I don't care that Mark Jackson called it a "playoff foul." Answer me this- what reason did Horry have to push West in the back as he was backpedalling? One, West was totally out of position, stumbling backwards. Two, Horry had the inside offensive possession to the hoop. Three, there was no way he was setting a screen, because the guard had already gotten past his defender and Horry and West were a good distance from the play. Spurs fans have been calling the Hornets 'classless.'"Read More >>

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San Antonio 99, New Orleans 80 

It doesn't make any sense, they're not supposed to make sense, but the Spurs forced a Game 7.

I really couldn't tell you where it comes from, but San Antonio's spacing just came alive at home, they had New Orleans stretched out all over the court in Game 6, every Hornet run seemed to end with a Spurs jumper from at least 20 feet, and it makes San Antonio look every bit the offensive powerhouse (or, at least, it makes New Orleans look like desperate clappers as they try to close out on open shooters) while the Spurs knock in trey after trey.

Why the barrage? No idea. San Antonio nailed 11-21 three-pointers in Game 6, a number more in line with a Seattle SuperSonics game from March (against the Nuggets, ‘natch) than a Game 6 against one of the league's better and quicker defensive teams. Even nuttier, the team's designated knockout corner-bomb guy - TV's Bruce Bowen - missed four out of his five attempts. Take away Bowen's presence, and the Spurs shoot 63 percent from long range.

Some promising signs for the Hornets, heading into Game 7: Morris Peterson and Jannero Pargo combined to shoot 2-11 from the floor. That won't happen again, even if Game 7 took place in San Antonio. Read More >>

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Welcome to tonight's Ball Don't Lie live blog of Game 6 between N'awlins and San Antonio. Your hosts for this evening are Matt Moore, Trey (goathair) and — points thumbs at chest — this guy. (KD is off rappelling skyscrapers in NYC.) From here on out, game commentary can be read below. Please comment away — if your sentiment is funny or insightful, our new comment intern might even post it. She's fickle, though, so I can't make any promises. Game starts around 9:00 pm EDT. See you at the Pepsi Challenge, folks.

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New Orleans at San Antonio, Game 6

This can't keep going on. The Spurs limped into this postseason a year removed from a championship turn that had them dominating down the stretch of the 2006-07 regular season. They struggle to score. Sometimes, they're even a step-slow defensively. The team is nowhere near the powerhouse we saw 12 months ago.

Meanwhile, the Hornets have been hot stuff since last fall, destroyed the Mavericks in the first round, took it to the Spurs in the first two games of this series, lost a tough Game 3 that was anyone's game until the final quarter, and was only blown out in Game 4 after they decided not to work hard and/or play smart. When the effort and solid mindset returned in Game 5, they romped.

So, with everything coming up teal'ish, why isn't this New Orleans' game to lose?

(They're the Spurs.)

I understand that, and credit is due, but the Hornets were a few bum moves away from winning in five. Why can't they win in six?

(They're playing the Spurs.)

Shouldn't it mean something that the Hornets have dominated every win, seemed to cover every angle, and that San Antonio only seemed at ease in Game 4 because the Hornets were making unfortunate decisions?

(Doesn't matter. They're the Spurs.)Read More >>

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This has very little to do with basketball, but I figured the Yahoo! masters might get a kick out of it. On Wednesday, the Best Damn Sports Show Period aired a slick virtual copy of BDL's LeBron James' Mother's Day card while discussing LBJ and his salty tongue. Bill Bellamy and Gary Payton shared a good ol' laugh. My soul was warmed. That is all.

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Two juicy trade rumors for you to chew on and spit out in the comments. The first rumor, via the Bergen Record, says that Rod Thorn, Kiki Vandeweghe and the Nets want to start fresh by making a move for Carmelo Anthony. Denver Stiffs wonders what type of package it would take to get him? The second, via Sam Amick at the Sacramento Bee, throws a Ron Artest-for-Josh Howard swap to the world. Early poll results show Sactown Royalty is on board. But what do you think? Can you see either of these trades happening?

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