NBA Off-Season 2009 asks: "Our generation's Bird, Parrish, and McHale?" The answer: Yes. Give it time. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins some tea and crumpets. Good luck.

After the jump, Durant takes a seat.

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Thunder star Kevin Durant says "hi" to the cameras/celebrities during Sunday night's game against the Los Angeles Lakers at the Staples Center in California. Best caption wins some frozen green peas. Good luck.

After the jump, Jrue, the comedian.

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76ers guard Jrue Holiday speaks with children during a Thanksgiving event at The Children's Home in Mount Holly, New Jersey. Best caption wins some airline food. Good luck.

After the jump, plate ump Dwight calls safe.

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Magic man Dwight Howard reacts to a play against the Thunder during Wednesday's game in Orlando. Was it Marcin Gortat's high-flying Polish dunk? Probably. Best caption wins some Gatorade. 

After the jump, Wade calls his gutter ball.

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The Wade abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Wade. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals. And I wish you the best of luck with this C-a-C. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a rug. Go nuts, dudes.

After the jump, Noah hands out some turkey.

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Joakim Noah hands out a plate of newspaper-turkey during the Bulls' fifth annual Thanksgiving Dinner at the Pacific Garden Mission. This year's event provided an early holiday meal to more than 700 guests of the Mission, which serves Chicago's homeless. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins some gravy.

After the jump, LeBron slowly starts turning into Jose Calderon.

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Post synergy! Can you feel it? Best caption wins a new number. (More post synergy! Whoo!) Good luck.

After the jump, Pierce and Brook share a moment during the Celtics-Nets game.

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Paul Pierce and Brook Lopez share a moment during the Celtics-Nets game last week at the Izod Center in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a flannel shirt or two.

After the jump, Marvin stretches his face.

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Hawks forward Marvin Williams stretches his face before the game against the Bobcats last week at the Time Warner Cable Arena in Charlotte, North Carolina. Best caption wins a ZeroEdge aquarium. Good luck, Wee-Bey.

After the jump, Pau and Kobe share a laugh.

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Injured big Pau Gasol and Kobe Bryant share a laugh on the bench during the Lakers convincing win over the Hornets at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Sunday. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins this. Good luck.

After the jump, Wade eats a slice of pizza.

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