Ball Don't Lie - NBA

Make a bunch of goofy faces, flail around your living room like a sugar-slammed 9-year-old, deploy fever-dream nonsense jump cuts and fireballs for no real purpose, try to nickname Jamaal Magloire(notes) "Ma-glory," pretend that "flipping hater burgers" is a thing that anyone has ever said, and grasp desperately for a quick laugh by saying "boobies" a few times while making a fart noise in the middle of a naked attempt at going viral that's about as appealing as a herpes-exploded lower lip.

You nailed it, Andres Gabriel Pita. Consider yourself fanned up. Congratulations.

Video via VLADTV, with a doff of the cap to With Leather.

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