April 15, 2011
And he's pretending he's a dragon the entire time. Most guys would be creeped out by Robin Lopez's(notes) low-post nose exhalations, but Tim Duncan's(notes) like, "Whatever, I'm just going to roll a 20 and vanquish this sucker. " Then he wheels and throws up that damned banker, just like always.
Best caption wins some respect for people's personal space. Good luck.
Kirkland: "Yeah. Tyrone bopped him in the nose, Devin stole all the chips, Derrick started crying ..."
Korver: "Nooo way."
Kirkland: "Yeah, man. Things're falling apart over there in Utah. I ain't lyin'."
Runner-up, Fighting Maroon: Kirkland: "My friend over here is like a Mark Price clone! It's insane!"
Korver: "Oh yeah? Well he ain't got nothin' on my Popeye Jones! Hyuk hyuk hyuk!"
Second runner-up, Mr. Jones: Unfortunately, it only took one look from Tom Thibodeau to turn both Korver and Kirkland into stone immediately.