Thu Dec 29 12:45pm EST
"Listen, I don't know anything you don't know. I'm checking Paul's Twitter every 30 seconds just like you."
Then again, maybe Rivers isn't just throwing his arms up at the question of when Paul Pierce will return from his right heel injury. What do you think might have Doc at a loss? Best caption wins two pretty great shrugs. Good luck.
In our last adventure: I wanted to make a "Winter is Coming" joke that ties into this frosty moment between Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol, but I don't know any other things about "Game of Thrones," so here goes: "Kobe looks like he wants Pau to stop being such a Dinklage." Happy holidays, nerds!
Winner, E J: Kobe: "Pau, can you rap? Like ... you would never ask me to tell you how anything tastes, right?"
Pau: "What? What's that supposed to mean?"
Kobe: "Nevermind. Merry Christmas."
Runner-up, Da Dinininon: "I can be your Dwight. Trust me, please. I'll be your Dwight, your Chris Paul; I'll be anything you want me to be, Kobe. Don't let me go."
Second runner-up, Jay: "The ref was right, Kobe. I touched it last. The ball was out on me."