Tue Jun 28 01:30pm EDT
"I mean, yeah, that looks soft enough, I guess. But say I come at it full speed, like after dunking or blocking a shot or whatever — is that basket stanchion really padded enough to protect me from a head injury? Hmm. Maybe I should run a scientific test."
Best caption wins two Extra Strength Tylenol. Good luck.
Winner, JD: ... and that was when Derrick Williams started to scat.
Second runner-up, Eye of the Tiger: "Hey! Don't you play the same position as me? and you? ... AND YOU? ... YOU TOO?"