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Wed May 07, 2008 11:00 am EDT

YouTube of the Year: Delonte West, uncut

"Twenty years from now, you're going to see me riding in a drop top hummer buck naked with some ankle socks on and a headband on — Boston Celtics headband on — standing up driving from Boston to California. That’s what I’m going to be doing."

"I like to paint murals of the ocean that I see beyond the horizon, because I feel if — in order for us to grow, we gotta know. In order to love the brother man, you gotta know the other man. One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue fish."

"You can't kill a G. Bugs Bunny is a G. I want to be Bugs Bunny. I would pay to be Bugs Bunny for one day."

Ladies and gentlemen, the brilliant Delonte West ...

[High fives and ceramic mugs to C-Notes and Ballhype

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  1. goathair
    1. Posted by goathair Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:10 pm EDT

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    my assertion last night that west was a top 10 nba funny guy was spot-on.
  2. dhalps23
    2. Posted by dhalps23 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:42 pm EDT

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    what a weirdooo. now i am happy that he left boston after seeing how strange he is
  3. NativeSun
    3. Posted by NativeSun Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:44 pm EDT

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    "i'm gonna get myself in troubles."
    yes sir, you are...
  4. Andrew G
    4. Posted by Andrew G Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:54 pm EDT

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    I wish he was still on the celts!
  5. Honkey McGoo
    5. Posted by Honkey McGoo Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:24 pm EDT

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    Now I miss Delonte even more. As long as he doesnt hurt the Celts this series I';ll still love him.
  6. Frank T
    6. Posted by Frank T Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:04 pm EDT

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    Must see TV!!! Only on CSTV!!!
  7. khandor
    7. Posted by khandor Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:50 pm EDT

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    ... a concise example of the reason Cleveland is NOT going to get by Boston in this series and just how the Cavaliers actually went backwards, significantly, when they made the trades they did in February.
  8. the Guy
    8. Posted by the Guy Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    who knew they grew the bomb hemp in Ohio???
  9. The Rick
    9. Posted by The Rick Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:38 pm EDT

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    Wow!!
  10. Joel
    10. Posted by Joel Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    this man went to college???, i guess anybody who knows how to shoot a ball graduates. it's like giving a retarded 10 year old, 15 minutes in front of a camera...
  11. Joel
    11. Posted by Joel Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    this man went to college???, i guess anybody who knows how to shoot a ball graduates. it's like giving a retarded 10 year old, 15 minutes in front of a camera...
  12. JAMES W
    12. Posted by JAMES W Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:04 pm EDT

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    that was hilarious, Delonte is really funny, but thats still a little scary, I hope he was high or something
  13. Tony
    13. Posted by Tony Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:16 pm EDT

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    Wow! That was not even funny! Scary! I havent even seen anyone that high before! i am a die hard C's fan too! He was a hard worker in Boston...I guess he is also a hard toker!!! PPG 6.0, IQ about the same!!!
  14. sbcpot
    14. Posted by sbcpot Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    one fish two fish, red fish blue fish?????????????what the hell does that mean
  15. Nick S
    15. Posted by Nick S Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:33 pm EDT

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    wow....just WOW from 4:30 on just made me think hes retarted or high
  16. ajay
    16. Posted by ajay Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:48 pm EDT

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    that's my boy. always high on sumthing.
  17. shimmy r
    17. Posted by shimmy r Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:20 pm EDT

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    I believe he pulled the poetry from the Wayan's Brothers film "Don't Be A Menace In South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood"...So glad he is on the Cavs now ha
  18. corkdrum1837@...
    18. Posted by corkdrum1837@... Wed May 07, 2008 8:26 pm EDT

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    who gives a s**t about boston im a laker fan for live boy.
  19. DennardC
    19. Posted by DennardC Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    Dude is definitely a character.
  20. zack p
    20. Posted by zack p Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:26 pm EDT

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    what is this
  21. jjwlee822
    21. Posted by jjwlee822 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:36 pm EDT

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    LMAO! Looks like he's been hanging out with Starbury and Josh Howard!
  22. Run TMC
    22. Posted by Run TMC Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:23 pm EDT

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    From roto hero to village idiot! No respect for morons!
  23. Jason W
    23. Posted by Jason W Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:44 pm EDT

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    i think it's ridiculous people think he is unintelligent from watching this video. he obviously has a very vivid imagination, and although it may be strange it does show him to be intelligent. i think this video is a refreshing change from the stale and cliche comment from every other nba player.
    this is coming from a celtics fan, i might be rooting for one single cav's player to play well now.
    way to be an individual delonte.
  24. Johnny M
    24. Posted by Johnny M Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:10 pm EDT

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    Nick nack patty wack give the dog a bone.........................lol
  25. MAX_IN_MISSOURI
    25. Posted by MAX_IN_MISSOURI Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    wow....wow
    the 2 minute rant about bugs bunny was really something lol

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